Happy #thighsday! I don’t know if they’re growing tons lately, but I definitely see more definition 😅

Having finally gotten some sleep and with nowhere to be today, I think I shall be occupied with this for quite a while now…

Not my best day yesterday. Looking for willing pole to hump me senseless for #humpday. Will also accept long distance vibrator controllers in a pinch.

Tomorrow my calorie counting app is going to ask how I used my treat day and there isn’t going to be an option for “had a mental breakdown and binged 3500 calories of fried carbohydrates.”

Should be asleep. Alas. Horny hours have struck.

It’s been a year since I started really working out more seriously. I looked at my cardio workout stats and shoot we’ve made some progress. Turns out the arms and midsection have come along, too.

He’s ready for his closeup even on #scs

🎵Just another fat cock Friday🎵 #fcf

That booty do be growing. Happy #humpday!

I don’t know what happened to my brain, but at some point yesterday it went back in time to the Bad Times. Real anxious, moody, and sulky. Great place to be to start a work week.

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I’m having intrusive thoughts 😈

Any volunteers to make it a successful #sundaycumday? This was a week ago, unfortunately…

Half chub but full fat #fcf

Happy #thighsday! …Or is it #fursday? #thongthursday? My days are all mixed up y’all!

I wasn’t planning to edge all day…but it’s kind of moving that direction 😅

A classic triptych to tell my #humpday story.

I’ve reached my day off in this 10/11 working stretch. Join me? #mcm

I survived my 9 day in a row stretch. This calls for celebration!

Sorry for the low effort #fcf. On day 7 of working 9 in a row (and 10 of 11 overall). I’m tired, this one less so…

As recompense for posting my arm progress yesterday my trainer tried to kill me today. Literally trembling to hold up my phone 😭

There’s not really a day these fit cleanly into, but like…these can’t be mine, surely

Follow up #fcf now that we’re hours of edging in 😅😈

I think he’s saying it’s time to unload soon 😅😈

It’s extra fat this #fcf. You are all responsible 😈😅

It’s thighsday and I got some new underwear. So. 😅

I’m ready for you 😈 #humpday

Had a nap and decided my funk is no reason to miss tummy Tuesday

Having a bummer day. My trainer through the gym is leaving the gym, but we’re going to trial an online program for me since I’m doing well and needing less. This is her last week…and my tummy says no today so I had to cancel. Just really disappointed by the timing and feeling sad now.

How about a classic #mcm today because I’m feeling lazy?

God bless American football

I don’t currently meet the brief today, so here’s a softie from a couple weeks ago for #scs 😅😏

🎶It’s a fat and it’s a hairy fat cock Friday 🎶 #fcf

In this house we acknowledge #thighsday

My improved flexibility is really nice for #humpday

Leg day killed me tonight. Couldn’t do it before work this week and I’ll never do it after work again

Was not on my bingo card for this lifetime to develop back or shoulders…

#scs stretches.

Always love a #fcf post

Might celebrate hump day by trying to take big brother tonight. It’s been…challenging in the past, but I’m too feral lately 🙈😈

The temptation to put in my plug and vibe all night is strong…

So I hear it’s #mcm

I think he wants out…😏😅

A rare #scs from me 😅🙈

Just imagine I’m working you over instead of my hand 😈 #fcf

Happy thighsday from me and mine!

My hump has been looking humpier lately. #humpday

I know I’m not unique in this scenario, but I simply must say: fuck it’s gonna be a cold week

Shoveling done, so now it’s time to do what *I* want to do 😈🫨