Too many competing needs without overlap. Like currently with my need to sleep no fewer than 12 hours, get back to a routine, and undergo a factory reset.

Number one or number two? Insert lever to vote 😈 #humpday

Since I’m taking care of my mom for a few days, my #mcm offering is a progress pic masquerading as art. October 2024 —————— December 2025

I think it says something about how toxic our culture of work is that I feel bad calling out on a weekend to take care of my mom after surgery. Shouldn’t even be a blip on the radar, but I’ve been on the border of tears for hours (instead of sleeping)

When you forget your gym bag when you leave for work, you go home after work. And get the gym bag.

Somebody’s up before the alarm for #fcf antics before work.

Different kind of hump for me this week 😂 Also, I need a leg and shoulder massage. Entirely related.

Been having a real up and down mental health week, so I’m celebrating what I did today when I wanted to eat an entire pizza and cry a little (or more)

I *should* get up and do some prepping for the work week. I’m *going to* remain in bed with my hand down my underwear.

The aftermath of a previous #sundaycumday. Looking to recreate the scene 😏

☑️ Fat ☑️ Cock ☑️ Friday #fcf

Thighs four ways for #thighsday!

Since I’m late anyway, I’m changing it to “what’s going on my tummy Tuesday.” And y’all. It’s amazing.

Lazy #mcm because my work week kicked my butt. Only one part of me is ready for action today 😆

Between work and the gym last last week, I do not think I can actually get out of bed today at all. My legs would simply give out and my core would crumple in on itself. Please send massages.

Why I struggle with #scs. Just look at how much it grows in the time it takes to get a little different angle! (It probably doesn’t help that I’ve passed out every day this week before adequate playtime)

Happy #fcf! Free precum if you lick it off 😏

Since I work today anyway, no routine change for me. Got to the gym and struggled through feeling real tight all over.

Nap was successful. I wonder what I should do now? 😏

Visitors have departed. We are of two minds how to proceed. Cast your vote for nap time or fun time.

My mom and sister are visiting tomorrow/Sunday for a quick little weekend. I took the opportunity to do some extra cleaning I’ve been meaning to get to. There is still cat hair everywhere. This is the losingest of battles. (Pictured: the responsible, thankfully quite cute, parties)

Come get it fully hard? #fcf

Wanted: one (or more) willing participants to provide #humpday humping. Inquire within.

I did leg day and then cleaned downstairs. I kind of hate how much I like the visible vacuum passes on the carpet. I am now never standing up again. New game since I can’t move: who wants to guess what I’m wearing under the blanket? 😅

Mind: exhausted. Body: apparently not

I am the h words. But I ate yesterday and haven’t cum in days, so one guess which h I’m addressing currently 😏

Which view do you want? #fcf

I started at 270-275 lbs. First baby step in 2022: cut regular soda (special occasions only, maybe once a month), dropped to 260. Joined a gym, down to 250. Fully embraced a healthier diet (not started A diet) three months ago. Now I’m down 20 more pounds. Chasing down 200 and feeling proud today ☺️

Someone has hit me with the horny….

Feeling a certain kind way this #humpday. Like, a “maybe it’s a long distance vibrator kind of night” way. Unless one of you comes over, of course 😈

Kinda wanna jerk, but it’s also kinda cold today. Hm…

Still feeling a little funky, but turning it around. Got the tattoo in 2018 and decided I needed to work on physical health too. Turns out I eat to cope with (or celebrate) everything, and there’s been a LOT of everything since 2019. But, progress has been made lately.

None of my synapses fired correctly today. Nightmare —> panic attack —> unplanned nap —> complete disorientation —> disorganized gym session —> nostalgic crying to mostly teenage years music. I am short of my goal calorie range and not at all hungry. I need a hard reset with a contingency back rub.

It’s somebody’s favorite day of the week! But he could use some company 😈 #fcf

Kinda wanna put my WiFi vibrator in…😅

Today I put on a pair of jeans I haven’t worn in a few months and they’re almost certainly the wrong size now. So I pulled a shirt from the “maybe someday” section of my closet…which fits!

I dare say my cake is growing. I used to have absolutely no ass 😅 #humpday

I never know what alliteration to use for Tuesday. I think this covers most of them, though. I’m not sure I’ll move from here most of this day off…

I’m calling it close enough to monochrome because I’m super happy with the progress and need the happy brain chemicals now that the sun is gone.

The number of times I end up edging when I should be sleeping… (Add another to the list)

This is from the archives, but I’m using my extra hour (or more) tonight to recreate it for #sundaycumday 😈

Worked for Halloween, but I did my best impression of a health fan rather than dressing up.

I have a #humpday request…

I fell asleep before I finished last night 😈

It was foretold

Rare #softiesaturday for me. Never completed the edge, so I’m sure it won’t stay that way for long.

Preface: if your body lets you, look how you want to look. My body did not support me being 275 pounds and I wasn’t living the way I wanted to. My ultimate goal is wherever feels happy PLUS healthy, but targeting around/just under 200 pounds for now. Today I made it halfway there.

Y’all are helping me have a real good #fcf (yes, still)

After a fourth day this week sleeping more than 12 hours, I think I finally feel human again. And what a good day for that. Please excuse me for the next several hours… *strips and begins scrolling through all the fat cocks*

Happy #fcf! From a little fun with an oomf on Monday. Looking to be in a similar state today 😏😅