I'm never getting out of Act 1 of Silksong.

kid1's first ever blood test today! Exciting! #venupuncture

Kid weirdness: friend of kid1 wants to run a D&D game with him but won't give us the address because, "I've told you before"

Not convinced that the intro scene of naked teen girls frolicking in the showers is vital to the plot of Carrie.

Funny pages

Always find the return of the students quite hard, them wandering about the place being all pretty and happy.

Looks like my bsky app is finally not working properly so I'll have to update to a version with age verification. Hopefully I can still avoid triggering it.

Oh good, Farage is wheeling out 'we thought thalidomide was safe' about paracetamol. Guy's a quisling and a fucking traitor.

Really have to get into a proper routine. Not eaten a thing for more than 23 hours. And I'm warm-blooded, I'm supposed to be eating more or less the whole time.

My Evri parcel has gone back to saying "we've got it" and any sign that it was ever out for delivery has vanished. I don't know how to interpret these omens.

Hearing a caller on the radio say she felt 'panic' at having taken paracetamol while she's pregnant. Panic at the chance of having a child like my son. Fucking sucks.

Oh, come *on* BBC. 'unproven'. That's the word you're choosing?

The Guardian deleted my quite mild comment about Wes Streeting saying to listen to doctors when he won't listen to them on gender-affirming care. I knew the Guardian are a bunch of transphobes but sheesh.

Yeah, cos having a child like me or my son would be an absolute fucking disaster.

Just applied to secondary school for kid2. Practically a teen.

Students, everywhere.

Woo, cure for autism due to be announced by the US. That'll be, what, genocide number 3 they're taking part in?

Being locked out means I can do some rat-watching from my car.

Locked out of work because they upgraded a security system. Arguably it is now *too* effective.

Now on Day 5 of failing to beat a boss on Silksong. Bastard fucking thing.

Farmed salmon is absolutely pointless. It tastes of nothing and it's not even cheap. It's a scandal.

Had a Quantum Leap dream. Even had an "oh boy" moment when I saw what everybody else in the dressing room was putting on.

Just remembered I dreamt I was living above an asda. The bath was in the sort of airlock bit at the entrance.

Evri parcel out for delivery two days ago. Still no sign.

What a deal!

Mouthed 'prick' at my local Reform candidate, think that's one of those things most people can lip-read. Ironically the tshirt he was wearing was black.

Product idea: some sort of adhesive strip to provide a surface that allows spiders to climb out of the bath.

My youngest is 11 in about a month.

I'm doing the clothes. Anything that's too small for the kids is going straight in the bin. If I have to store them for a charity shop they're going to be here forever.

The world is out of its god-damn mind.

lol

Just browsing Maps and found a place called Devil's Beeftub. A beeftub isn't a thing.

Let me tell a tale.

Don't think I have a sense of smell in my dreams.

Done too much work today. Means I've run out with an hour until I can leave.

The kids are insisting on pizza tomorrow so I guess I've got no choice but to have pizza two days in a row.

lol, parliament is doing a whole session on how much of a cunt Peter Mandelson is

One of my birds from @leder.games Root looks a bit surprised. My daughter says it must be a lucky one.

Nice that kid2's flu vaccine consent form isn't hung up on the gender binary

That party where Labour got a bunch of influencers in to try to promote them on the socials cost five grand. Assumed it would have been more. They wouldn't tell me who went.

The WhatsApp group for the games group i gave up on is now at 1,336 unread messages. I've muted but still have ghost notifications come up and disappear.

Hopefully the Nazis are a bit quiet today. I assume they're all hungover as fuck after their jolly boys outing.

Bah, kid2 has a bug and a 39 degree fever. Stupid time of year. The three of us aggregate bugs from two different schools and a university.

Doesn't look like a very diverse crowd for the 'unite the kingdom' march.

Conflict will always perish in the brotherhood of flags #flags

Tommy Robinson is a bellend.

Got some mystery dice with owls in them.

I am making no conment on whether or not this is funny.