I’ll be slowly emerging from my nest—Happy solstice! 💛

For my birthday I am sharing the gift of this euphoric moment taken on a recent offline adventure. Since I'm not 20 anymore 😉 I feel the call to embrace the ways that my body, needs, and perspectives are changing. I am so profoundly grateful for those of you who are along on this ride with me ❤️‍🔥

Moving slow and getting lots of beauty rest these days 🌾

Nothing ruins a perfectly good historical drama like a misplaced British accent.

Everyday is Valentine’s Day when you are a romantic.. 💋

Currently really obsessed with the American Woodcock.

Is this millennial culture? I was chatting with someone and they said something rather uncouth and instead of catching themselves—They just broke the 4th wall towards an audience of no one. It was truly a spectacular moment to witness.

Forest Euphoria 🌲✨ With @temptedbybrooke.bsky.social , @jessicawest.bsky.social , Taylor, @hannahraesummers.bsky.social , and @anikafields.com

Arriving at dinner with a little frizz to our hair, courtesy of Vancouver. We’ve accepted this.

My favourite part about cooking is getting the pan nice and hot then walking away to water my plants.

I made it to Bluesky! Which pic should be my profile pic? One of these? Or the one I currently have?

Well is time to get this account popping!! Why not do the christening with an announcement!! Last time was amazing so I decided to run it back. I haven’t had the chance to make snowmen this year. Toronto be prepared for Feb 8 to 16. Snow angels are going to hate to see me coming.

Music is my lifeeeee (partially joking) Buzzcocks Judas Priest The B-52’s The Chameleons Motörhead

Good morning sleepy heads 💛

2026 is for bird-watching. Mark my words.

Just a little mirror selfie.

London calling! A magical adventure with a special someone has my heart full. I’ll be slipping into a quiet retreat until the new year—see you on the other side. ♥️

The best couples costume award went to the powerhouse duo dressed as Sisyphus and the boulder, who I saw waiting for the bus last night.

What likes to grow in hard places, basks in the sun, can't keep its clothes on, and is soft to the touch? The Arbutus tree, obviously.

You know what I secretly love? Being late. Not in a disrespect-your-time way—more in a subversive, ‘time is a social construct’ kind of way. I’m so aroused by moving slowly, especially if it means showing up looking like an absolute tart. Don’t even get me started on loitering…

Big media want us to believe that only manic pixie dream girls get the piggyback rides. I will not stand for this.

When it starts getting dark early, the evenings feel a little ominous—almost like a foreshadowing of something unknown. Every year, it takes me a few weeks to accept it and adjust. Yikes. Someone should come hold me through it!

A thumbs up is the biggest lie, if you’re giving me a thumbs up I know you’re not okay—come here bb

Always choosing tenderness

I know my job is a real job because most of my inquiries arrive during working business hours.

I find the 12’ Halloween skeleton from Home Depot to be profoundly erotic and tantalizing.

Foraging haul:

Can you imagine waking up to this view?

Sunday afternoon thoughts: If I were a burlesque performer, I’d change my name to Willa Oomph! 💋

Updates for October: I need to be touched.

Hunny, where do you think you’re going? 🔮

Losing focus? Fade into me 🥀

It’s a bit out of character for me to not have a theremin.

My review for David Byrne’s wedding playlist: wackadoodle.

I came back from my big trip to find my house plants are not happy. I fear a mutiny is brewing. I’ve been edging them for far too long.

Someone in my house forgot to refresh our internet contract! (I have no roommates)

Let me re-introduce myself! My name is Willa Hauff, formally Van Wickes. I’m Vancouver’s resident flirt. I like to dilly-dally, brush my hair, and tell stories. A high fidelity lover, I’m always looking for new connections and experiences. Hope to meet you soon! ❤️

I need a minimum of two lip balms in my purse when I leave the house—Otherwise I don’t feel prepared.

Come a little closer…

I’m developing a bit of a fascination with Zooids.

MERCY!

...their kiss was like a paper airplane landing on the moon.

You better believe that I’ll be doing a little periodic reach around to check the condom while enjoying doggie. As a matter of fact, I’ll be performing a little reaching and checking in all positions! No, it doesn’t kill the mood—What kills the mood is an adverse reaction to it.

are you lost?

Spoonful of Nutella before my evening run because sugar is sugar, right?

I love waking up and digging out all my devices from under my covers like a sexy little squirrel.

What a NIGHT💦 [insert three way doggy style emoji] @anikafields.com

My heart goes out to our Filipino community today, such heartbreaking news. 💔🕊️