Sometimes can't believe Tubi is free, it has some of my favourite films and documentaries on it!

All the wonderful dinner + cocktail dates this week! Perfection.

Feeling thankful for a lovely my pals, clients, and such a good week so far. I got to see one of my current favourite bands! 🥹♥️

Mushroom foraging is so nostalgic for me. It really reminds me of my late summers spent at my grandparents' village in the Balkans.

Foraging haul:

Can you imagine waking up to this view?

In case you missed the full moon last night, I’m available this weekend for a private viewing of mine. 🤭

Hello entanglements/clients/dates/lovers! I’m in the process of building my first website and I would love to sprinkle in some positive comments. If you feel inclined to share your experiences please email me [meetwilla @ proton .me] 💋

Couples costume? (She’s so us)

Hot ghouls nearby! You’re just one phone call away. ☎️

Clients, it’s okay, actually encouraged, to smile a little in your screening photo. 😅

Sunday afternoon thoughts: If I were a burlesque performer, I’d change my name to Willa Oomph! 💋

Charli or Taylor? Babes, I don’t know. I grew up skateboarding—I’ve been listening to a genre called stenchcore for more than half of my life.

Updates for October: I need to be touched.

Hunny, where do you think you’re going? 🔮

Hello beautiful people and big welcome to autumn. I hope everyone is taking their time to clean, reset, and decorate their spaces before we hit the colder times. I’m signing off until Oct. 1st! I have some generous availablity early October. I look forward to you all. 🍂

Losing focus? Fade into me 🥀

Who wants to get a little freaky and take me to see Korn? 🫣

It’s a bit out of character for me to not have a theremin.

Hi lovers! In typical Willa fashion I forgot to pay my phone bill. If you’ve been texting me and got no response in the last couple of weeks—Text again! 🙃🫢

🌹VANCOUVER TOUR🌹 Remaining availability (Gastown): September 13, morning/evening September 14, morning/afternoon Come make my day 😘

Just a companion and the glow of her three screens against the world.

My review for David Byrne’s wedding playlist: wackadoodle.

Hey baby, wanna turn me on?

I came back from my big trip to find my house plants are not happy. I fear a mutiny is brewing. I’ve been edging them for far too long.

Someone in my house forgot to refresh our internet contract! (I have no roommates)

Hey Vancouver lovers! I’m taking some time off and touring Victoria. I will resume bookings in Van from Sep. 5th onwards! ❤️

Planting seeds, wouldn’t it be great if someone planned an autumnal masquerade orgy?

Rina is perfection! 💙

Let me re-introduce myself! My name is Willa Hauff, formally Van Wickes. I’m Vancouver’s resident flirt. I like to dilly-dally, brush my hair, and tell stories. A high fidelity lover, I’m always looking for new connections and experiences. Hope to meet you soon! ❤️

When I was younger, I thought that being a flight attendant was one of THE classiest jobs a person can have. They’ve upheld and paved the way for the highest standards in hospitality. Years later, we come to find out how underpaid and overworked they are. Proud of the Air Canada flight attendants!

Victoria! I’m coming through Aug 27-30th! I have a limited amount of spots! Please reach out if you wanna dance with me 😘

I need a minimum of two lip balms in my purse when I leave the house—Otherwise I don’t feel prepared.

One last sunset swim. Vancouver, it's been a slice! See you in September 💦 #brianleeyyz #asianftm #gayasian #beefcake #himbo #boypussy #ftmpussy #gayhustler #transescort #gayescort #rentmen #torontoescort #datetoronto #datemontreal #datevictoria #datevancouver #gayvancouer #vancouvergay

All black outfit -> Pink lingerie 💖

PSA: As a fall girlie, I just want people to remember that summer doesn’t end until September 22nd.

New profile pic and banner! I was so lucky to get to shoot with the amazing and inspiring @samanthahensyn.bsky.social who was literally stung by a bunch of hornets mid shoot and yet kept encouraging me to be hot and confident on camera! What an icon!!!

Psst— Wanna frolic? #datevancouver #fssw #gfe

Spotting someones lost condom in the wild and feeling a sense of solidarity—

Going offline for a few days! 😘

Come a little closer…

I’m developing a bit of a fascination with Zooids.

Started my morning by listening to Kesha- Boy Crazy. x3 I might have found my summer anthem.

I started a wishlist if anyone feels like treating Willa 🥺 throne.com/meetwilla

MERCY!

So sorry I had to

Collarbones, cleavage, and your copious curiosity 😇

I'm a story you want to read with your hands. #datevancouver #fssw #gfe #switch

...their kiss was like a paper airplane landing on the moon.

I’m changing my last name! Which sort of feels like marrying myself? 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻