Updating my Wishlist soon! It’ll include some magazine subscriptions and books! To name a few: -Dissent Magazine -Apartmento -The Sexual History of the Internet Additionally, thanks to everyone who shared some love on Throne. I will be moving to another more SW-positive gift platform (Marigold).

I can’t wait to go home for the holidays. I get to do some of my favourite activities like cleaning out my inbox from junk subscriptions, eating cabbage rolls, and going to Winners/Homesense with my mom.

Officially part of the “Too sexy for Twitter” crowd. I’m banned and not sure if and when I’ll be returning.

Just a little mirror selfie.

London calling! A magical adventure with a special someone has my heart full. I’ll be slipping into a quiet retreat until the new year—see you on the other side. ♥️

FMTY—but she’s got a touch of flight anxiety.

I need to see Ballet BC: TRILOGY. Wow.

The best couples costume award went to the powerhouse duo dressed as Sisyphus and the boulder, who I saw waiting for the bus last night.

What likes to grow in hard places, basks in the sun, can't keep its clothes on, and is soft to the touch? The Arbutus tree, obviously.

Wow, uhm, building a website isn’t easy…stay tuned, I’m not very tech savvy! 🥹✌️

RIP Elliott Smith, you would’ve hated all of this.

You know what I secretly love? Being late. Not in a disrespect-your-time way—more in a subversive, ‘time is a social construct’ kind of way. I’m so aroused by moving slowly, especially if it means showing up looking like an absolute tart. Don’t even get me started on loitering…

I’m not much of a plushie girl, never was. However, those I Heart Guts anatomically correct plushies—SO CUTE. I NEED the uterus and heart one. Adding to my wishlist soon!🫀💕

Big media want us to believe that only manic pixie dream girls get the piggyback rides. I will not stand for this.

When it starts getting dark early, the evenings feel a little ominous—almost like a foreshadowing of something unknown. Every year, it takes me a few weeks to accept it and adjust. Yikes. Someone should come hold me through it!

A thumbs up is the biggest lie, if you’re giving me a thumbs up I know you’re not okay—come here bb

Always choosing tenderness

Clients: Any plans after this? Me:

I know my job is a real job because most of my inquiries arrive during working business hours.

Unfortunately I do love:

I find the 12’ Halloween skeleton from Home Depot to be profoundly erotic and tantalizing.

Google & Apple Maps need to fix their routing algorithms. Uber drivers are getting sent through narrow, quiet, windy residential streets just because it’s the ‘shortest route.’ One-ways, parked cars, constant turns. it's not faster, just more frustrating for everyone. 🙄

Sometimes can't believe Tubi is free, it has some of my favourite films and documentaries on it!

All the wonderful dinner + cocktail dates this week! Perfection.

Feeling thankful for a lovely my pals, clients, and such a good week so far. I got to see one of my current favourite bands! 🥹♥️

Mushroom foraging is so nostalgic for me. It really reminds me of my late summers spent at my grandparents' village in the Balkans.

Foraging haul:

Can you imagine waking up to this view?

In case you missed the full moon last night, I’m available this weekend for a private viewing of mine. 🤭

Hello entanglements/clients/dates/lovers! I’m in the process of building my first website and I would love to sprinkle in some positive comments. If you feel inclined to share your experiences please email me [meetwilla @ proton .me] 💋

Hot ghouls nearby! You’re just one phone call away. ☎️

Clients, it’s okay, actually encouraged, to smile a little in your screening photo. 😅

Sunday afternoon thoughts: If I were a burlesque performer, I’d change my name to Willa Oomph! 💋

Charli or Taylor? Babes, I don’t know. I grew up skateboarding—I’ve been listening to a genre called stenchcore for more than half of my life.

Updates for October: I need to be touched.

Hunny, where do you think you’re going? 🔮

Hello beautiful people and big welcome to autumn. I hope everyone is taking their time to clean, reset, and decorate their spaces before we hit the colder times. I’m signing off until Oct. 1st! I have some generous availablity early October. I look forward to you all. 🍂

Losing focus? Fade into me 🥀

Who wants to get a little freaky and take me to see Korn? 🫣

It’s a bit out of character for me to not have a theremin.

Hi lovers! In typical Willa fashion I forgot to pay my phone bill. If you’ve been texting me and got no response in the last couple of weeks—Text again! 🙃🫢

🌹VANCOUVER TOUR🌹 Remaining availability (Gastown): September 13, morning/evening September 14, morning/afternoon Come make my day 😘

Just a companion and the glow of her three screens against the world.

My review for David Byrne’s wedding playlist: wackadoodle.

Hey baby, wanna turn me on?

I came back from my big trip to find my house plants are not happy. I fear a mutiny is brewing. I’ve been edging them for far too long.

Someone in my house forgot to refresh our internet contract! (I have no roommates)

Hey Vancouver lovers! I’m taking some time off and touring Victoria. I will resume bookings in Van from Sep. 5th onwards! ❤️

Planting seeds, wouldn’t it be great if someone planned an autumnal masquerade orgy?

Rina is perfection! 💙