Ocarina of Time is the formative game of my childhood, I’m so so excited

🥹🥹

I’m SAT for this Nintendo direct, and if they announce the rumoured Ocarina of Time remake I WILL cry

there’s not enough coffee in the world this morning

felt very bleh this weekend so I put a thong on to make me feel better x

straight men who do the gym in JEANS?!? what is that about

got a very bewildered response to asking my straight colleagues whether they felt Fergalicious this morning

me when my friends are hot and sexy 🫣

went to see Obsession and Backrooms back to back last night - Backrooms was decent but Obsession was amazing!

happy #fcf as a treat x

the heat baby, the heat

it’s hot x

happy bank holiday x

happy Saturday I sometime take pics in different mirror in my flat

gm x

how I feel when someone with “only into masculine guys” in their profile hits me up on Grindr

when you’re in bed with coffee on a Sunday morning and hear rain start outside

friends fear he’s craving attention again x

when my cock pic gets one less react than one of my bros in the group chat

lovely wholesome Sunday (invited a nice man over to help me crack my boyfriend)

morning gym and two coffees

plans tonight got cancelled 🙂‍↕️ *squirts*

me wearing blue x

had several drinks too many 🫦

every time I’m on a train I’m reminded of how TRAGIC the chat of straight men is

until we get private accounts here I still post on my twitter alt for attention 🫶

I would like to get into Hikaru Utada, which of their albums are a good starting point please xo

audibly moaning in bed when I hear my boyfriend start the coffee grinder in the kitchen

nowt like a weekend whisky 🥃

replaying Omega Ruby with a bug team 🪲🦋🤘🏻

I just ordered the Grindr exclusive version of Madonna’s new album… gayer than sucking cawk tbh

anyone else feel gay today?

happy thong Thursday x

it’s Sunday…

syncing my sets with the stranger next to me to feel some intimacy

big a big, brave boy (going to gym even though I don’t want to)

unfortunately the one marg made me want to kiss men

wild Saturday night in alone (girl dinner & a marg)

bro bonding activity idea: peeing next to each other in the urinals 🫶

taking care to hit my protein goals (got a subway on the way home from the gym)

I don’t wanna do the work today

last few days off work WILL be spent lazily 🙂‍↕️

it’s got to that part of the Sunday

standard view of my inbox

I haven’t seen any hog pics with the caption “He is risen” yet, is this a recession indicator

sometimes you just need to shave your balls to feel extra fierce for the weekly Aldi shop

in need of a man to provide me with a kiss and a pastry this morning x

every month I think it would be nice to do an insta photo dump but then I check my camera roll and realise I’ve only taken photos of myself in underwear or of my cock…

this drag race episode pissed me off so bad

I hate that I feel less miserable when I am more productive at work, go to the gym consistently, drink more water and go outside more because I don’t want to do any of those things 😔