morning, it’s too early for a Saturday x

had a drink so enjoy x

told myself I’d get into the office at 7:30 and be really productive today but I’ve arrived at 10

I don’t know what is going on this year but currently have my fourth cold since October time… I normally never get sick 😪🫩

modded my 3ds so I can download any game, so ofc the first thing I downloaded was Nintendogs 🙂‍↕️🐶

my gym doesn’t have slay changing rooms 😢

He was here 20 minutes and the dog wouldn’t settle so he had to take it home 😭

hot man coming round to be Eiffel towered by me and my lover but he wants to bring his dog to our flat while we do it??

me n the boys playing Pokemon Stadium

just delivered a big, regional performance board at work and got praise from all the managers for my professionalism so now I can go back to being a stupid slut for the rest of the week 🙂‍↕️

I had to wash the thong too smh 😌

I do love the peace and quiet when my boyfriend goes away but I do miss him making me coffee in the morning and his big schlong 😔

laundry day 🧺

I set up 1 hour time limits on all my social media apps at the start of the year to help reduce my scrolling time and I’ve clicked “ignore limit today” every single day 🧚🏻‍♂️🦋 x

me (gay man with dirty mirror)

made the mistake of using retinol two nights in a row because I thought my skin could handle it

LOVE when straight couples walk at a glacial pace while holding hands so that they block the whole path 🚮

I’ve become obsessed with this 90s, cross-dressing Japanese band over the last few weeks x

more nerdy Japan purchases: a Pokédex book from the original gameboy games I found in a second hand book store

I forgot exercise makes me feel like this

didnt die

first PT session since start of December in t minus 10 minutes but I’m cosy in bed

reader I did no work today x

logging into my work emails for the first time since 10th December and I have no clue what the hell is going on

waking up to the sound of the coffee grinder from the kitchen on a Sunday morning >>>

some Japan purchases

drag race S18 premier one of the best in years, we yassed

best part of the day 😮‍💨

some Japan pics (yes I have taken pictures that weren’t my knob) x

after a night on a ferry with rough seas I am ecstatic to be in a nice hotel x

nothing fixes me like being balls out in an onsen x

made it to Japan 😍 my suitcase didn’t and I’m getting sick 🙁

I’ve had 3 hours sleep but I had a haircut and am off to Japan tomorrow x

*holds your penis* as a friend

Sunday feelin a lil goofy x

one I always fall back on x

off to Japan in 5 days and I feel so unprepared because work has taken over all mental bandwidth this last 2 months 🫠

blocked out my work diary over the past two days to focus on a big piece of work which is due tomorrow morning. I still haven’t started it 🫠

boyfriend is away with work and I am having leftovers instead of ordering a takeaway please clap

return journey has been cancelled due to fatality on the line…

packed train home for the weekend, guy next to me stinks and is having an argument w/ his girlfriend on the phone, screaming baby in front of me…

happy Friday

age yourself with gaming

my contribution to the cultural conversation this Sunday x

whomst like tit

this week has truly fucked me raw with no lube 🤕

seeing lots of no nut november posts, I can barely manage a no nut monday 🥴

feeling a bit ropey this morning x

girlies love going to the gym then immediately buying a subway on the way home