last few days off work WILL be spent lazily 🙂‍↕️

it’s got to that part of the Sunday

standard view of my inbox

I haven’t seen any hog pics with the caption “He is risen” yet, is this a recession indicator

sometimes you just need to shave your balls to feel extra fierce for the weekly Aldi shop

in need of a man to provide me with a kiss and a pastry this morning x

every month I think it would be nice to do an insta photo dump but then I check my camera roll and realise I’ve only taken photos of myself in underwear or of my cock…

this drag race episode pissed me off so bad

I hate that I feel less miserable when I am more productive at work, go to the gym consistently, drink more water and go outside more because I don’t want to do any of those things 😔

saurrr sick of having a job

there will never be a better drag name than Rebecca Glasscock x

happy Sunday xo

a few drinks deep x

had a very self care Sunday (popped a viagra and jörked it for a few hours and now waiting for a takeaway to arrive 😌)

Sunday 😌

If I don’t get coffee in the next 30 seconds I will start SHOOTING 😤

ok I guess #fcf

clap if you think I should post fcf

Monday is homophobic but I tried to smile through today 🥹

made a big mistake buying Pokopia because I’ve had total monopoly of the Switch 2 since it released but now I’m having to fight my boyfriend for time on it 😤

Sunday scaries etc

how’ll you’ll find me today 😌

oh it’s Friday

Pokopia fomo but I still need to finish leafgreen and dragon quest 7

felt very bleh the past couple of days so I am ordering takeaway and taking pictures of my dong 🙂‍↕️

I don’t feel v productive today (ignore my dirty mirror)

hot, straight presenting Irish barista that I see everyday at my work local coffee shop noticed my haircut and called it “lovely”… 🫦🫦🫦

do I order a new MacBook Pro…. I’m running a 2019 pro which still works generally fine but the battery barely lasts an hour on a full charge…

iced matcha getting me through this afternoon 😌

happy Friday x

remembered I’ve booked a 6am PT session tomorrow for some reason, why did I do that

Will Poulter… I’m free Monday to Sunday 25 hours per day 🫦

happy #fcf gayboys xx

FCF (fat coffee friday - please bring me one x)

Fire Red & Leaf Green are the only Pokemon games I never played so I’m v excited they’re getting rereleased 🙂‍↕️ take my money Nintendo 🫦

resetting my nervous system this morning (staying in bed x)

having a ✨particularly✨ stressful week at work so here’s a thong throwback for my mental health x

really recommend this mask it makes me so soft and glowy x

took my boyfriend out for breakfast then dicked him down, now he’s making us a matcha tiramisu. Peak valentines 🙂‍↕️

happy Friday husbands

realised I’ve done a big mistake in a piece of work, do I: a) own up b) pretend I didn’t notice and hope no one else does either c) gaslight everyone around me

🎶underneath your clothes, there’s an endless story🎶

going to the gym together with my boyfriend for the first time ever tonight, we’ll either be rawdogging or divorcing afterwards 🤷🏼‍♂️

hashtag mundane post but realised that I’ve inadvertently bought all blue skincare, kind of cunty

quick coffee stop x

love a Friday x

happy Friday cocksuckers x

finally had a haircut and no longer hate myself 😌

it’s a day ending with a ~y so I’m craving attention x

the last week before a haircut feels like a humiliation ritual, I feel so chopped