Me afterwards counting up how many times she …

I see people walking out the gym with that same water bottle they walked in… half way full, maybe. Did you even work out???😫

Them first work outs after a break hurt the best 😩 My heart rate at 176 tho am I about to die

Dumb , dumb and dumber @lexyafavorite.bsky.social 😘

I had a good time visiting my family in 🇩🇴 … but I’m ready to go home! I miss my cats and Chilis 😭

Flying to 🇩🇴 tomorrow for a lil week.. Haven’t seen my family in a little minute and I’m lowkey a lil nervous already!! 🙂‍↕️

There’s 10 cars at the drive thru late at night and I’m the only one with their headlights off I lowkey think I’m the only one that does that… lights bright as hell in my car 🤔

I don’t mind her taking that quick lil shower before we run some errands. Even if I’m ready, I can wait. Cuz you all fresh and clean now, that’s 1 less reason why we can’t have sex in public, again

There’s fine women everywhere but theres a shortage on fine men I know it’s a struggle 😢

Dodgers and Dubai owners have teamed up to drop a light $10b on the Lakers… First American sports team now backed with a Dubai investor 👀👀

EST Gee new album feel like a farewell before the indictment. He telling it all 😭

I lowkey don’t feel bad for Kia owners with those exploding sunroofs…. Cuz why the hell you get a Kia?? Them seat colors was just too much to pass up on? 🤣

Need dat in a gallon ASAP, why they playing?… Lil gulp of goodness hit the back of my throat so damn fast , pause

I’ll get tf up quick as hell cuz you not gonna be sitting next to me and my girl this isn’t a throuple 😭

My toxic trait is I like to go on facebook marketplace once in a while and act like ima bout to buy peoples overpriced shit

Dollar tree got apple pay before Walmart …

Things I think but never say to her… If you can turn your car on with your phone how come every time we sit in that mothafucka it’s hot as hell

Styled by @lexyafavorite.bsky.social

That SAILOR album is incredible….incredible!

Fruity Pebble protein ice cream on the ninja creami.. I added some zero sugar chocolate syrup on top. Around 60g protein, 450 cals 👏🏾 🔥. This and a movie.

I just seen a women that was like 28 months pregnant at the gym waddling around getting a workout in. You go sis 😭😭

Sinners a lil overrated… it was alright 7/10

I got the best life ever but leg day makes me depressed for absolutely no reason

Why Zaxbys sending me a notification about Cinco de Mayo saying they got a quesadilla 😭😭 Go to hell

How tf gas go from 2.69 to 2.99 in a few days??

Lakers in 7 goddamnit !!!

Me and @lexyafavorite.bsky.social chilling’

Commercials be like: Side effects may include diarrhea, constipation, fainting, depression, cancer and thoughts of suicide may occur

We so fucking sexy 😍

Valentines day for men is hoping we do something cute enough so she show out in the bedroom Valentine’s Day for women is to see if you still love them

All urinals need to have automatic flush. I’m not about to touch that handle with all that dick juice on it

I put 3 pieces of chocolate fudge in my Greek yogurt. They need to make this as a flavor 🤤

I’m down bad. I didn’t go grocery shopping before this random GA snow… I had to make a damn hotdog tortilla ranch pizza. Send help

It’s actually happening… Twitter is getting canceled. Time for yall to be active again #blacksky

My son likes sleeping on a pair of buttcheeks just like me 😭🍑

I’d still fuck up a few microwaved honey buns…

If yall still don’t got an air fryer in 2025 you need to go get one. I’ve been using em for years and still put people on. Game changer!

What I ate today Breakfast: I ate protein waffles,turkey sausage, eggs Lunch: I ate high protein pizza Dinner: I ate coochie

One of my few triggers is when someone is wrong and you know 1000%, without a fucking doubt they are wrong and they refuse to believe you and/or listen.

A lady was walking past my house and stopped me as I was getting into my car in my own driveway to ask me for some change. I’m sorry but does the nigga walking your 200 lb pitbull standing next to you not have a job? I gave her $10 lol

Lil Baby album decent… few bangers lowkey

Facts!! You also can’t talk about something you haven’t even processed yet

Them glute workouts really be hitting your ass cheeks bruh I feel like I got a BBL, never again!

Haribo are the worst gummies, they hard as fuck!

A 40 year old self pro complained home wrecker is nasty work get your life together, pops

It’s weird when people are pressed about the dick you get. If y’all really need to know, yes, the dick is phenomenal. Yes, he makes sure I cum from head first and then cum from penetration first before he cums. The end.

I don’t follow the rules sometimes I text my gf while she’s sleeping. She will wake up to 3 different topics to respond to 🤣

Just put @lexyafavorite.bsky.social thru the headboard. Ask her I’m lying🤷🏽‍♂️

I swallow the squirt and spit it out like Triple H

These women are high standard! I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that but I do think they should at least stop pushing it as a requirement to be a “real man” 🤣