Update for anyone who followed me on Facebook. Facebook reinstated my account but still nuked my page so I'm starting over from zero. Give a follow if you missed seeing me over there. www.facebook.com/profile.php?...

Bluesky... Edit feature when? (never)

I haven't been able to catch many of her streams lately but I really appreciate @feyral.live's go live messages lately.

I have previously described myself as a niche internet femto celebrity

Best cow

Pushing a bunch of kids down a hole.

When you're stressed so you go out for a drive but you get caught in the middle of a police chase.

Do you ever just randomly think about the Boobie-Oobie poem from Mahoromatic or is that just me?

Getting ready for work on a cold morning. Putting my sandwich and chips in my bag. Find a chocolate my crush gave me. 🥰

"No branch of industry in England... has preserved up to the present day a method of production so archaic... as baking. " I can't prove it but I feel these are the words of a man who has tried to make his own croissants.

LPT, if you are in a business and you have a question or need some assistance, and the person at the register is counting a whole big stack of bills or a bunch of loose coins, ask yourself this question: Am I on fire? If the answer is no, give them a minute to finish counting.

Sometimes I like to just leave jazz lofi playing softly in my bedroom so when I walk in it feels like I'm a character in a cozy indie game.

Trying to draw something really intricate for someone and this summarizes my experience right now.

Happy Holidays! I hope you all get to eat an endless amount of good food like your stomach is a blackhole! #art #space #stars #cosmic

The robofemme desire to be able to sing with processed vocals.

I got nine plus hours sleep, had an energy drink, and I could still go right back to bed. I think this might be a side effect of my new meds and I'm debating whether it outweighs the reduced depression. I don't mind being an eepy princess but I would like to have occasional periods of alertness.

We're kinkshaming dinosaurs now?

Me: I've just never been into blondes My crush: *dyes their hair blonde* Me: ..... But I could make an exception.

Reasons I wish I was a little bit shorter: 1. Dysphoria 2. SO I STOP HITTING MY GODDAMN HEAD WHEN I GET IN THE CAR WTF

TIL one of my favorite sushi items is a laxative and now I wonder how many times I've come close to disaster. 😳 medium.com/@gbrfabiano/...

@yourtransfemboy.bsky.social @succubuskiss.bsky.social @queenthalia.bsky.social 🥰

You know, next time I feel bad about myself I'm going to remind myself that at least I didn't get infected with whatever kind of brain rot makes someone get viscerally upset over the facial proportions of a video game character.

I don't plan to play Marvel Rivals, but I'm glad it's bringing more attention to Squirrel Girl because she's awesome. Big "What if Velma was the most wholesome and competent superhero...?" vibes, for the uninitiated.

mcdonalds employee who snitched officially gets the biggest L of the year. idc what happens in the next 3 weeks. absolute fucking loser behavior tbh

BRO NOT OUR BOY GOING DOWN BECAUSE HE WANTED A BIG MAC AND NOT A MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE SNITCHING??? IMAGINE WORKING AT MCDONALDS AND CARING THAT MUCH ABOUT A CEO 😭

"Please, Bro. Keep fighting the culture war, Bro. I know that the housing market is gutted, CEOs are using AI to auto-deny your insurance claims, and that you can't afford groceries, but Bro, just think about how annoying pronouns are. C'mon, Bro. Wokeism, Bro."

8 today cause I'm at my spiritual limit and Imma need to recharge.