call me yuri the way she got me gagarin

t and g too close on tha keyboard

(going up to straight couples) so who's the dog in the relationship?

sally who goes by she/shells

"i'll do it when pigs fly" …bitch u know police helicopters exist right?

liberal comedian out here telling Wokes

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"abolish private property" private property doesn't exist. i've been parking on this guys driveway near my campus for a year. i get there after he leaves for for work and i leave before he comes back. what are you talking about

"is this website gonna steal my ip" all websites have ur IP bro that's how the internet works

call me FL Studio the way i'm cracked

bro i went to bed last night and now it's morning 😭 because of woke

Liberals love to "be gay do crime", but the moment George Santos [You've used up your free articles. Please subscribe to the New York Times to continue reading]

behold: the bluesky lib

call me the third little piggy the way i'm all bricked up and ready to get blown down

yeah yeah, everyone talks about the white mans burden, but what about the white woman's burden? i had to wait 30 fucking minutes for my frappuccino to be made and when it finally came they forgot the 2 shots of vanilla. fuck this shit

yeah im an accelerationist and i'm jerking it. yeah i'm j/acc-ing off

wtaf was i on in 2023 i found this in an untitled google doc

no you don't get it, attacking trans people will reduce the price of eggs; the harder it is for people to access information about LGBTQ+, the less people will know they are trans, meaning we will have more Eggs, causing a surplus, and driving prices down. it's basic economics people

EXT. A WOODED FOREST - DAY Violet Ciswhiteman walks through the forest, while somehow always facing the camera. CIS WHITE MAN See, one of the pitfalls of running a satire account is- She falls into a pit. FADE TO BLACK

Cathode Replacement Therapy

A/B testing

new to programming? many people will try to tell you to learn "python" or "javascript" but this esoteric lang made by a swiss developer in '98 for their thesis related to the migration pattern of butterflies is actually optimal for beginners. hi, im mike, i have no friends, and this is my podcast

me to my teachers in an email at 11:58pm

bitches put poly in their bio as if they're pulling enough to warrant it

got hammered at the ActivityPub now i'm starting yo hallucinate Fedi Fazbear

no i'm not "pro-eugenics", i just think we should kill all bad people 🙄

im not addicted to cocaine!!! i just like the way it smells

nettspend would be a beautiful name for a baby girl 😍

in brazil, we don't say "i love you". instead we say "vc tem um pau pequenho", which roughly translates to "your light makes everything else small", which i think is beautiful <3

#portfolioday im violet i make art my website is https://hue240.art

just hallucinated this

fuck it, 239482939483137 - 1 is prime. what the fuck are you gonna do, fact check me?

big things happening rn

cismas is christmas without hrt ... makes you think

im not addicted to cocaine!!! i just like the way it smells

Hey Woke!! Happy Holiday Of Unspecified Gender 😂 that's All you Can Say In Woke America

okay i got the password to one of those liberal follow back accounts on bluesky account is bluesweep.bsky.social password is baxter35 have fun

i'm okay with neopronouns, but i think sometimes they go a little far... what the fuck is a "he/him"