As one who grew up hearing about Paddy Power odds on current events, the explosion in everything-bets is fascinating.

CNN are you actually high right now?

Everything Trump says is an insult to the audience.

Noah just asked me "what does money mean" like I wish he'd just ask what nonbinary means again But unfortunately he already understands that.

Elon is spaced on K in Lothlolicon again. He has little, pointy red chuhuahua hard-on for AI elf porn.

His Doctor Doom phase.

Bad fairy also drunk.

Three leg days; faster,smarter sessions.

I adore the way he almost slips into lyricism ('the world shines brightly...') before lapsing straight back into OR WE'RE SCREWED! If it weren't so terrifying, it'd be comedy gold.

Sounds AOK to me, duckie.

That money migrating into private healthcare from an increasingly ageing population? That's generational wealth leaving US families forever.

'Well, that's a stupid question, you stupid. It's my time off from being President, even though I am called the GOAT, I'm playing 'The Apprentice', my favorite game. It was the most successful TV show in the world for 400 years, and I was the star, and also I won it every time. You're fired.'

Pits of depravity

Brit comedy fans may remember an episode of 'I'm Alan Partridge' where clueless pillock Alan attends a funeral in a black bomber jacket with TEXACO written across the back. Well Trump just did that, worse, to fallen US troops.

It Is Not Okay For Grown Adults To Believe Infantile Fairy Tales About Iran It’s not okay for grown adults to believe the United States wages wars to promote humanitarian interests and bring freedom and democracy to oppressed populations. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/it-is-not-...

'Creep goggles'

OMG The WHITE HOUSE posted a reel of random WAAAR movie clips and 'badass' lines from such as Walter White and MEGATRON, where's that quote from the Iranian who said the US has no real heroes; well, apparently we also worship the bad guys.

this place has it

This regime has an adamantine belief that things simply happen or appear immediately, like magic, as soon as you issue the order. Amazon war; same-day delivery for Prime members.

Nothing could possible galvanism Iranian resistance harder and faster than the panicky shouts of unlimited missiles and the rush to production (there is no increased production) from the flailing, headless, friendless, idiot podcaster junta.

The men's hockey team must be feeling really terrible right now as they are made the hapless poster children for violent failure. The woman, not so much.

Imagine yelling that we're rushing into increased war production right after announcing 'unlimited' munitions and expecting ANYONE to recognize it as anything but panic.

It's world war in the making and the global economy is skidding towards the abyss but my cold is gone, my style is healed, and it's a lovely, thundery morning with a torrent of clean rain to wash all that dirty winter salt away.

I love 'Messiah of Evil' its so 70s, its like a woozy vacation on another planet.

Trump during the campaign: prices will fall day 1 of my second term! Trump now: We have to do something about greedy insurance companies not insuring our beautiful oil tankers

Gaza Phase II

I feel like the regime's lol dgaf policy might not have much of a shelf life.

Literally none of the testosterone in Joe Rogan's ugly body belongs to him.

Mike Johnson is the king of all toadies.

I think Trump may have actually gone mad, like just staring into space making doot-doot noises.

Well theres one good thing, all that Gulf techbro capital for AI is gonna vanish now. Byee.

Dems voted for war. We are completely alone; this cannot be fixed by midterms.

Butbutbut one free East Timor style genocide for every paying guest! How about two free bloodbaths and one bombed children's hospital? COME BACK

This war was a maniac's whim.

And THAT is why you don't.

When we get your legs blown off, don't come crawling back.

the LLMs can be defeated by POETRY, its only fair the ai can be defeated by ART

The Trump regime has made one thing very clear, it's VERY easy to become grotesquely rich as long as you're totally corrupt and shameless. There's little to no intelligence involved.

Runts, dorks, cowards, and weaklings.

MWM never went to college, OR served in the military,AND inherited his dad's business, which he sold for a suspiciously enormous sum of money.

That little sugarplum Vance has vanished from sight in a puff of cyanide like he always does when things are extra-bumpy.

Down with the corpo-media.

So the fact that we bombed a girls elementary school, while likely using AI for targeting, is going to be a major headline story dominating American news coverage when exactly?

He cannot even pretend to care. About ANYONE.

Punching in the face is overrated, it's big shoulder-high lump of bone; punch them in the abdomen or genitals, then knee them in the face.

Lets make 'war-fighters' the name for decent people who protest against unnecessary war, that'll really piss em' off.