@emmaroller.bsky.social spotted in culver city and immediately thought of you

I’m not on TikTok but my mom is

We’ve had one, yes. What about second Luigi?

The badasses fighting fires in LA are doing so much with so little. A few helicopters doing water drops with insane precision. Especially impressive because LAPD needs the same number of helicopters when a homeless dude punches a cop on Venice.

The tech in SF is cool and all, but how useful is a car that drives itself around with no people in it? What are we doing?

I just ate four tuna melts in a row

I’m realizing there’s a lot of power in using corn type analogies

the Olympics, but for cognitive behavioral therapy

I'm a total fucking hypocrite. I'm making potstickers in a non-stick pan

Heard in sprint planning "it's a marathon, not a sprint!"

I am become Garth, destroyer of Wayne.