"I don't know why they turned Italian there for a second" - Mark

Real

Un fun Fact over One in over three people Are not

Fum fact: Europe is the only consonant except Atlantis

Can I stop being Martlet now

News report: Crimes are now In. Do every crime.

Am banned from Walmart True (Fire)

There once was a farmer who no one could meet, the name of the farmer was Hermit, you see. The days went on, his mind was lost. Oh fish, my hermit friend, fish. Soon may the fisherman come, to bring us tuna, sardine and fun. One day, when the fishing is done, he'll take his haul and sell. For 1

"Luke the notable is the best Minecraft player of all time. Quote me on that." - Luke the notable

Did you Know: If you putted a 🐟 in the ocean it Would Die Because the water is on Fire

You ever just misread dense fog as dense frog

I just saw someone on Twitter make an oc that's literally just me what I am now someone's Twitter oc (no I'm not they got the wrong number of voices in my head haha you fool)

The B in Bluesky stands for Better then Twitter

Oh, that's naked Martlet on my timeline (how do I turn off nsfw posts)

Fun fact: The Minecraft crosshair isn't Centered :)

Fun fact: I forgot what Happens next in the story of Bob There will be No more Whoops

"i'm a top" "i'm a bottom" okay??? i'm on Fire??? It hurts??? Ouchie???

More Stories of Bob When Bob had finished, the Star told Bob stories of Space Bob listened, not paying attention to his Surroundings, until eventually Bob realised that the star was getting closer, Even though both were not moving It appeared that gravity was Pulling Bob Tune in tomorrow for more

Just realized I haven’t posted this here yet (surely it works this time)

like repost n follow and I'll draw your oc (or character of ur choice) poorly

The H in Happy Henry stands for Happy

The Sphere can Spin It can also Not Spin, bit right now it will Spin It will Spin forever, until you do not watch it. That is how Gifs work.

alright let's try this over here shall we

THEY'RE MAKING A WHAT

Fun fact: Bluesky was invented by John Bluesky

Fun fact: I invented the word urhduejdueishudiehdueiehidieieudhsiaqukheieo

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Grimm Hollow Knight

Fun fact: If you put Martlet in the desert, she would get covered in sand

Bob the rock flew off into the sky, and slowly it darkened around Bob, until, eventually, Bob was in Space. Bob had never been to space before, with being a Rock and all. Eventually Bob met a Star. They talked to each other, and Bob told the Star Stories of Earth. Tune in tomorrow for more

They should Kiss

Once upon a time there was a Rock I called the rock Bob That is not a Good name for a Rock, but I did anyway The Rock did many things One day it began to Fly It Flew up into the Sky As it Flew off into the Distance, I wondered if I would ever see it Again Tune in tomorrow for more

I am still on the Blue Sky app. I am posting this Image as I was once told to Post It without Context several months ago

What do I do now that I am On Bluesky I will post this Image of Armless Kris

Hey guys, it's me Green Asriel, back with another post And that's it, bye everyone, be sure to like and subscribe

Oh yeah, I have this account, I'm just going to post the thing I posted most recently on Twitter Why is this thing on sexypedia

I made this account literally seconds ago and this already seems better than twitter lmao, well done Bluesky