this week’s hump day post brought to you by the incredibly talented @thenewboyintown.bsky.social 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

husband used all the eggs yesterday and we are trapped by the snow, how am I supposed to celebrate my birthday when I can’t make myself a cake??? (the answer is by receiving nudes, for the record)

it’s true 😌 #fcf

don’t mind me, just waiting for my husband to get home from work and breed me…

gum grafts can suck my dick (derogatory)

happy new year from me and another successful croquembouche ☺️

hope no one needs me at work today because I did not open this app while traveling for the holidays and I have like 10 days worth of horny gay posts to catch up on / jerk off to

a hot new bombshell enters the villa

leaving for PV today on our first wedding anniversary:

in which I am outed as a big ole nerd who listens to video game music all day while he writes his silly little code:

happy friday (finally)

one workout closer to big arms, perky tits, and a dumptruck ass 😤

turns out chrome shower fixtures do have their upsides 👀

lifted weights for the first time in at least a year and a half this morning and babes that shit is hard 😮‍💨 also I’m on Hevy now? if anyone wants to be fitness buddies: hevy.com/user/mjco229

early start to the weekend 🥰 #fcf

excuse me, does this bulge make my cock look fat? #fcf

was supposed to spit roast a third with my husband this afternoon but he had to cancel which is obviously fine because things happen but oh my goddddddduhhh I had been looking forward to that all day 😭

race yesterday was brutal and this smile was fake as fuck dot com but at least my arms look great here 😌

this marathon cycle is finally DONE 😭😭😭 please help me celebrate by sending nudes

forecast for my marathon tomorrow is 67F and rain, this is sick and twisted 😭

what a week, huh?

“everything the light touches belongs to you” or whatever the line was #scs

Last long run for the cycle is done thank godddd. Two more weeks until race day!

choosing to focus on “monochrome” and ignore “Monday” for several more hours #mcm

what is Friday for if not fat cocks? #fcf

came out unscathed though! and i pull off clean shaven these days better than I thought i would 😊

shaved my beard for the first time since double jaw surgery two years ago and turns out it is way harder when you have no feeling in your chin 😬

anyway, at least the body is looking correct 😌

thank god I still have six weeks of training left because only managing 2 of 6 miles at marathon pace this morning did nooooooot inspire any confidence!!!!

something new this week, #thongthursday with just a teeeny hint of #fursday

we got “married” on Saturday! after we decided to go to the courthouse in December the wedding we had already started planning became quite unserious and it was absolutely perfect :)

managed to see Death Becomes Her, Oh Mary, and Lady Gaga all in the span of like 10 hours… I’ve peaked, I don’t know that I’ll ever have a day this gay again

got my long run in but heat got me GOOD those last six miles if anyone needs me I will be passed out on my couch for the entire rest of the day 😮‍💨

good morning gay people, hope everyone has a lovely saturday

hotel lighting, mandatory pic, you know the drill

how do we feel about new running shorts? too long, right??

happy towel tuesday everyone

happy #fcf from me and the mirror in my new office 😘

which do we like more, fully flexed or not?

oral surgery is seriously such a bummer, time to bust out the emotional support lego

got gum grafts this morning and am now so so so uncomfy, please send nudes for faster recovery 🙏

SO many hotties on the trail today, as if I wasn’t already thirsty enough running in this heat 😩

on the plus side, I am taking some excellent nudes in the new place 😇

have been in our new house for 6 days and we already need to replace the entire HVAC, what an exciting week we’re having 🫠

survived my fifth layoff in two years I need to get OUT of here

choosing to focus on the positives of running in this weather: dripping with sweat is a good look for me

not technically “Medal Monday” since it was on a track but I raced a mile this weekend! time was ok but I got good pictures out of it which is all that really matters 😌

happy friday everyone, may your cock be fat and work be completely neglectable

and for the horny among us, a clip showing why these shorts are reserved exclusively for the treadmill: