oh, hey. ̶M̶y̶ I'm back

It'll be interesting to see who's still active in DMs following this age verification malarkey Wonder how many of my pals are actually 3 kids in a trenchcoat 🤔

I'm in a dirty, dirty mood and have no way of dealing with it 😢

Taken the super long bank holiday weekend. Off today and Tuesday as well. Zero plans, just taking time to do not much And it's dead on here 😭 Need to find more like-minded souls lol

I hate the term "TERF". There's nothing "feminist" about those fucks. And this bullshit today is going to be fucking dangerous. When the worst people in society are celebrating you know it's all going to shit.

This made me think. I'm 50, lost my virginity in 1989 (jeezus 😳) so I've been sexually active in 5 decades and 2 centuries. Fun fact: the guy i lost my virginity to in 1989 is a pensioner now (double jeezus 😳😳)

Big fan of this

Been a few weeks now. Some complaints about this here Bluesky thingy. 1. When I get a notification about a dm and click on it I should be taken to the dm's. Not dropped on the main page 2. Lack of images in dm Other than that - pretty nice

Meanwhile, in the DMs.... Person 1 can give a me a lift over to see Person 2 See opportunity, take opportunity, right? 😆

That awkward moment at work where something goes well and you all decide to pretend you're some American sports team and it's all "Wooo!" and high 5s and someone gives you a smack on the butt and there's that momentary flush of excitement. Didn't realise I was that easy 😂😢

17 year old me thanking my "friend" Steve for coming to pick me up from a neighbouring town at 2am on a Sunday morning

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

Yeah, fair enough 😂

Anyone got any kinks they feel like sharing? Wondering if there's anything new and interesting (to me) that I should be pondering

First day back at work and I'm absolutely not in the mood 😢

Thankful that I was clever enough to book time off all the way through to Wednesday because I really can't be arsed with anything today 😂

Now completely gone from the other place. Fuck that guy

Kinda want to get these just so I can say that I enjoy going out covered in semen