If you wear an ABU cap in public I will check out your ass to see if you're padded.

Tummy Tuesday submission. My growing belly doesn't bother me, but for some reason I really care about other people liking it.

Getting together my outfit for the bearbash fancy dress night, undecided on swapping the skirt for shorts.

Taken all day in the queue and forever on hold, but I've got (almost) front row tickets to Inside No. 9 😁😁😁 Now I've got 6 months to find a partner.

Planning to go London pride, who is there to do down there?

How I describe myself on Grindr

Really don't want to go back to work. Why didn't I get a sugar daddy when I was young and hot?

#tummytuesday or why I need bigger arms

Any good telegram groups I'm missing out on?

Things are getting bad, I've just looked to see how much tinder costs

Got a rare weekend off, anything happening this weekend?

I'd make such an awesome furry if I was ever able to pick a fursona 😂

I'm determined to go on an actual holiday, but I don't know where

Incredibly bored at work and low key horny.

Been so ill over the Christmas period, only just starting to get over it. Lost nearly a stone and everyone at work thinks I look great, but wheres the gays to tell me how fuck able my ass looks when I put in back on.

More than fed up of being ill, just want a blowjob and a date to cheer me up

2024s Christmas breakdown is sponsored by staropramen and me singing along too loudly to frightened rabbit songs.

Nothing to open so start sending me those nudes peeps, going to be one hell of a Christmas bate

You should cum in your gift

Full of flu and all I want for Christmas is a cuddle. And maybe a dick to suck...

I'm determined this is going to be the last time I'm ill without a partner to look after me.

The table on my train looks like a face. That is all.

Putting it out there, David Corenswet is hotter than Henry Cavill and I'm not sorry.

Because I'm a child, I've jumped over a muddy puddle and hurt my foot. Where are the foot sluts to rub it better when you need them?

One of my YouTube crushes came into work 😈 With his girlfriend 😡

Why do hotel rooms turn me into a feral little rat?

Question time: how do I get a nicer looking ass?

Turns out I need to be treated like a bin

Poppers, lube, douche and dildo. All ready for my work trip.

Maxxie has a date tomorrow, initiate panic mode

There's got to be a top with daddy issues out there for me somewhere right?

So it's a choice between racists on twitter or cliques on bluesky?

Firing off all the follows ATM to find people in the move, but eventually going to cut back on non mutuals. Not going to bother anymore with people that can't be bothered with me.

I do feel gayer

Bored and wondering if putting this inside me will turn me gay

Some of the many Maxxies

Just going to do a bit of a dump of old photos to get something on here

My most liked picture from Twitter, even though I'm not sure I can still squeeze it on anymore