ALIEN ROMULUS IS THE JINGLING KEYS OF ALIEN MOVIES AND YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE “Hey! Pay attention! Jingle jangle! Ooh! Look! Alien 1979! You like Alien 1979! Ooh, and this! We got some Aliens in here! You LOVE aliens! Jingle jangle!”

Every once and a while this bubbles up inside me and I can’t hold it in ALIEN ROMULUS LITERALLY DOES THE STUPID FUCKING ALIEN RESURRECTION ENDING ONLY THIS TIME PEOPLE ATE IT UP AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen

FLIRTING VS HSRASSMENT

Whoever decided that paperback books all need to be the same size as hardcovers needs to be tried in The Hague for their crimes, I’ll tell you that for certain The ideal paperback should easily be able to be held in one hand, as god and nature intended

WHY THE FUCK DO TEXT MESSAGES SEND BEFORE PICTURES EVERY SINGLE TIME I TEXT SOMEONE WHO HAS AN ANDROID? WHY IS THAT A THING? WHY DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?? THE NUMBER OF TIMES IVE SENT SOMEONE A MESSAGE THAT HAS MADE ME LOOK LIKE A WEIRDO BECAUSE THE TEXT SENDS BEFORE THE CONTEXT IS TOO FUCKIN HIGH

Can’t believe Evan got me into Control just in time for the next game to be about a boy This is crazy

I refuse to call them my “Top 10” new reads of 2025 because I read some good stuff and will not be happy with any definitive rankings, but these 10 were certainly some highlights for the year. What were everyone else’s 2025 highlight reads?

I blame this guy for ruining my Pokémon expectations forever What do you MEAN he’s like the fucking WEAKEST POKÉMON IN THE GAMES

Disney wouldn't let a child have Spider-Man on their tombstone but will allow you to make videos of Mickey Mouse getting bent over by Tony Stark now that there's money to be made.

If I limit myself to movies where he ISN’T playing Indy or Han this is still easy

The Stormlight Archives but it’s only Roger Smith

“Why is Anne so sleepy?”

Me DNFing a book if it doesn’t catch me in the first 100 pages/hour:

Imagining having to go back in time and explain these to lil baby Anne

Remember the Titans

Catch Me if You Can

Anne coded characters (hard mode, no comics) (…I guess super hard mode should have been “No blondes”)

I never watched American Dad past season like 10 wtf do you MEAN Greg and Terry broke up!?

People don’t watch most movies they like more than 6 times?

I made my mom take a Stormlight Knights Radiant quiz and she’s an Edgedancer lol and I’ve never been less surprised 😁

Thinking about Elsa’s hair phasing through her arm again

The internet lies to you The only bad thing about Korra is the lengths they went to to never say “kill” or “die” in Season 3. It was crazy. It was “unalive” before “unalive” was a thing Could you imagine if TLA had been that? “Looks like I have no choice Momo…I have to unalive the Fire Lord”

When you discover the largest fish of all time but you also want to let people know that it made some pretty bad tweets in the past

I think about the power glove daily

Finished 3 novels on vacation…that NEVER happens

Me when reading “Tales of the Emberdark” and a Rosharan shows up with a fucking SHARDGUN… I don’t know who told them, but somehow I know it’s Kelsier’s fault…

wtf

Hot take(?) Frodo sucks ass I hate him Worst hobbit It is 1) Samwise (and also Hobbit Trilogy film Bilbo) 2) Merry 3) Pippin (Merry and Pippin are interchangeable…mostly because I always forget which is which) 4) Bilbo (books and old guy) 5) Anyone else 6) Fucking Frodo

A busy November for sure! Had to up my goal from 100 to 115!

Star Wars actually is a fantasy film wearing a sci-fi trench coat, in this essay I will—

Star Wars

AYE BABYYYYYYYY

O H I O BABY LETS FUCKING GO

Post your favorite character from Lord of the Rings, wrong answers only:

Nothing beats the second hand embarrassment of watching a college quarterback throwing TWO BACK TO BACK INTERCEPTIONS WITH THE GAME ON THE LINE OH MY GOD

Adopted a shark today

The water looks like this and yet I have to be fucking dressed like this

Ba boom

He deserves to win

I can not stress how funny it is to read a post and get into a full blown argument because you imagined a malicious reason for me to be posting it and then just ran with it like it’s a certifiable fact you found sources for