Jungleland-Bruce Springsteen The Count of Tuscany-Dream Theater The Pretender-Foo Fighters Don’t Stop Me Now-Queen I am the Fire-Halestorm Welcome to the Black Parade-My Chemical Romance Walk-Foo Fighters Heartbreaker-Pat Benatar Sister Christian-Night Ranger Thnks fr th mmrs - Fall Out Boy

Dallas made me learn the FUCKING Seinfeld theme

Imagine having to be exhumed because Nintendo demands you be removed from your coffin

Idk who started the hands shadow art thing But thank you

Stephen King: I’ve written about ghosts, vampires, and evil otherworldly monster clowns, but there’s only one thing that scares me… Me: A plague? Stephen: Being stuck In a room with Christians… …oh and cell phones

We do not, repeat, do NOT need this… Will I still be watching every week to spend time with my parents and hopefully feel some damn joy? Absolutely

#Δ帽子 #WitchHatAtelier 初めての空

Ever show you one of the coolest fossils I have?

When the devs pipe up

I can’t believe it The Pitt stuck the landing

PSA: if you haven’t seen The Drama please, go see The Drama Don’t go if you cant handle second hand embarrassment but even if you can’t I would encourage you to try and make an effort for this one, it’s crazy. Go in blind If you have seen the Drama…DM me if you want someone to talk about it with

HA Bluesky is broken again

Got more Chapelle opinions than I can possibly say but lol ok sure bud

Last night was the second night in a row I fell asleep while reading Insomnia Which I’m aware is super ironic but also super welcome lol

Round 1 of 2 of interviews today for a job that would be pretty sick! Wish me luck 💚

Every week Robby stresses me out more and more

If you ever see me taking audience reviews seriously then lock me up because I’ve lost the plot

Me: I need to be patient with other drivers on the road, you never know what someone is going through Me, after being stuck for 8 miles behind someone driving 20 under the speed limit and being completely unable to pass: I will literally try you in The Hague

Privilege is when gay people simply existing is political and “shoving it down our throats” while straight people get to have whole ass shows that subject me to this stupid fucking advertising all the time and it’s fine

I can’t see it with my brother, so I prolly won’t go see the new Mario movie He was the only reason I saw the first one

I don’t have a singular favourite, but I have always had a soft spot for Mamenchisaurus (which holds the record for animal with the longest neck in history) and Allosaurus.

My favorite dinosaur youtu.be/4ZinDGmUDuY

What is your favorite dinosaur?

When I’m Sixty-Four 🎶🎵

“New Smosh reads Reddit” Cool “With Jacksepticeye”

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

This Pitt S2 prediction had me rolling 😭

ブルマ&18号【2023年】

This might be the best climatic piece of cinematic music ever written

Holy Shit 🤣

It’s been less than 12 hours and I can see the “make people feel morally guilty for liking any movie that won an award last night” has already started Bluesky got a jump on it this year

Great Now I’m gonna have to watch this fuck ass movie sober 🙄 Maybe I’ll like it if I pay attention

Maybe if there had been a bit more “therapy” in your bastardized movie maybe it would have won best animated picture, Pete 🤷‍♀️ Either way get fucked 🖕🏻😘

The beast definitely smells like wet dog right?

RIP Gaston You would have loved this manosphere

I just spent 5 minutes laughing because Belle says “step into the light” and this mother fucker, who is already completely visible, only gets like 5% brighter! WHAT THE HELL

There are several crimes involved with the Disney renaissance HD remasters 1) the new 3D castle intro Stupid I hate it Show me the classic flat blue logo It’s like watching Star Wars without the 20th century Fox logo 2) JUST BECAUSE IT’S HD DOESN’T MEAN EVERY SCENE NEEDS TO BE LIGHTENED

My favorite scientific revelation of the 21st century has to be that dinosaurs are not extinct And I don’t know how it isn’t everyone else’s too

This episode is making it hard for me as a Santos defender

A band copyright striking tabs is loser fucking behavior

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

It should be illegal to not vaccinate your fucking crotch goblins

thank you for having us on!! @cmxcollective.bsky.social 🥰 and giving me the opportunity to yap about drawing Penny and the Yeti hehe 💕

This post is my 13th reason

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