biblically accurate schuko plug found in my apartment's ventilation system apparently this is "perilex 380-400V 16A" for 3 phase, but it also has a big orange "DO NOT CONNECT TO THREE-PHASE POWER" warning written on it 🙃

ngl if USPS did consumer internet and web services that would be a kickass job.

thinking it would be fun to do a datadog competitor that is self hostable and not highway robbery

the mysterious device wrapped in orange electrical tape has been inserted into the wall

hey uhhh. I got fired yesterday. if anyone has rust positions in the Netherlands let me know!

me: mom can we stop and get some kata containers mom: we have kata containers at home kata containers at home:

i feel like i'm just ecc at this point, cleaning up all the slop everyone else is so "productively" vibing out

i love that vattenfall put these stupid "smart" water meters in that do not correctly report their usage to the company, and do not have their P1 port enabled, so i still need to fill out a form for them every few months, and I can't even monitor my usage :(

can we talk about the linguistic turpitude of "I don't recall signing up for these emails"

really feeling the 39c3 fomo now

hyperbeam discord activity is still the most useful thing i've ever made. and i'm still really surprised no company has published something more like it. i guess the streaming legality is too difficult to navigate once it becomes popular....

getting the sense github is trying to tell me something

the insane pricing of datadog has led to a lot of people being unaware of how incredibly good it is. i want good alternatives but none of them come even close to the functionality, and people don't even realize it.

ok i have replaced every part in my framework laptop (over the past several years) and the microphone STILL does not fucking work. wtf

discord really calling me out here

current gboard status: autocorrecting "Albert Heijn" to "Albertus Heijn"

i'm dreaming of a runtime that runs js and erlang together and i'm really worried the practical end of this is graalvm

everything I need in one convenient shop

love to see appliances that don't use windows

if I search "yuri" in google photos it returns zero results but if I search "yuri" in immich it returns all my selfies this is an ad for immich

one of these is chrome and one of these is firefox

possibly the most syntactically insane code i've ever written

sometimes you need to improvise when the power cable doesn't fit

fyi on windows Get-AppxPackage "*Microsoft.Copilot*" | Remove-AppxPackage Get-AppxPackage "*Microsoft.XboxGamingOverlay*" | Remove-AppxPackage

can we get a std stream splitting trait and have all the stream types implement it i'm so tired of manually deconstructing hyper::Upgraded

we've achieved peak performance

why can't we just have like a single nice thing

this took way too much of my life but i have now successfully gotten the vgpu guest driver running in talos

the fact that h1 and h2/h3 perform upgrades in different ways is driving me insane. it makes writing servers and clients so complex for no reason.

i think rust error enums (often but not always using thiserror), while feeling very neat and self documenting, are actually an antipattern because they cause complex codebases to deal with nested structures that may contain the same type of error at many levels.

barber took too much off the top

i wish i could see why a feed picked a certain post for me so i could figure out what i need to do to prevent from seeing more of it

we've made it to the mythical three level nesting

sometimes i let bits flip without correcting them just to feel something anything

this is what booth seats are for right

every couple months i remember to check mastodon and i'm always greeted with this thing, how does it have so many fucking critical security issues

excellent review from coworker

anyone else remember how spotify's cross-device control/sync used to be basically flawless, and then like 3-4 years ago it became super garbo, and hadn't improved since?

they turned the trains gay

accessible toilet at palexco looks more like a prison...

just arrived in lisbon for #ripe90 :3

EU folks: There is one week left to sign the EU citizen's initiative against "conversion therapy" of LGBTQ folks. I don't think it can hit the total threshold in that time but Spain just hit the country threshold, and Belgium and the Netherlands could still make it: eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...

bros be like "i don't care about society i just want to write code" and then write the worst fucking code you've ever seen

if only minio supported PutBucketWebsite :(

so unfair of the self review to ask me how i could improve when i am in fact already perfect

cursed things are happening

today we are inserting storage