possibly the most syntactically insane code i've ever written

sometimes you need to improvise when the power cable doesn't fit

fyi on windows Get-AppxPackage "*Microsoft.Copilot*" | Remove-AppxPackage Get-AppxPackage "*Microsoft.XboxGamingOverlay*" | Remove-AppxPackage

can we get a std stream splitting trait and have all the stream types implement it i'm so tired of manually deconstructing hyper::Upgraded

we've achieved peak performance

why can't we just have like a single nice thing

this took way too much of my life but i have now successfully gotten the vgpu guest driver running in talos

the fact that h1 and h2/h3 perform upgrades in different ways is driving me insane. it makes writing servers and clients so complex for no reason.

i think rust error enums (often but not always using thiserror), while feeling very neat and self documenting, are actually an antipattern because they cause complex codebases to deal with nested structures that may contain the same type of error at many levels.

barber took too much off the top

i wish i could see why a feed picked a certain post for me so i could figure out what i need to do to prevent from seeing more of it

we've made it to the mythical three level nesting

sometimes i let bits flip without correcting them just to feel something anything

this is what booth seats are for right

every couple months i remember to check mastodon and i'm always greeted with this thing, how does it have so many fucking critical security issues

excellent review from coworker

anyone else remember how spotify's cross-device control/sync used to be basically flawless, and then like 3-4 years ago it became super garbo, and hadn't improved since?

they turned the trains gay

accessible toilet at palexco looks more like a prison...

just arrived in lisbon for #ripe90 :3

EU folks: There is one week left to sign the EU citizen's initiative against "conversion therapy" of LGBTQ folks. I don't think it can hit the total threshold in that time but Spain just hit the country threshold, and Belgium and the Netherlands could still make it: eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...

bros be like "i don't care about society i just want to write code" and then write the worst fucking code you've ever seen

if only minio supported PutBucketWebsite :(

so unfair of the self review to ask me how i could improve when i am in fact already perfect

cursed things are happening

today we are inserting storage

I let someone take over maintaining a project I had abandoned and now every time I see what they're doing with it, it causes me deep pain. maybe I should've made them fork it.

never argue with humans they always turn it into an argument about semantics

what god do I need to pray to to make postnl email me when there's a package in customs instead of sending me this stupid postcard with a useless qr code

wtf android issuetracker.google.com/issues/15469...

there really does need to be a golang-esqe language that isn't so insanely toxic towards its users

google calendar web really needs to be able to show merged calendars like the app. why is this not a thing!

tangled: we decentralized your decentralized protocol so you can federate while you federate

systemd needs a feature where i can just type something like `systemd run ./binary` and it will just keep it running and remember it on reboots.

me waiting for v8's branch cut every month

imagine getting a job at mozilla, a beacon of user privacy and user choice, and your job turns into writing this doublethink bullshit blog.mozilla.org/en/products/...

i'm very surprised to learn that modem drivers aren't just like sitting in the kernel tree at this point. the only driver i can find for the modem in a thinkpad t61 is only compatible with linux 2.6 🫠

I feel like the discover feed on here is kinda cooked now

is there any way for mozilla to come back at this point? could the foundation be reset somehow? is there a board that can clear out these execs?

it lives! unfortunately the keyboard is broken so I can't do anything yet...

this is where i skeet from

finally back in the US for the first time since september, hopefully nothing big happened while I was gone

delta what the fuck are you doing

prepending "global" to the name of my new algorithm so people know its legit

why does this hotel room come with a crossbow

👋EU people: There's a citizen petition calling on the EU to ban "conversion therapy" to "cure" LGBTQ+ folks, a process people who've experienced it describe as "torture". It needs about 5x its current votes to be considered but is especially in need of voters from: Spain, Ireland, Slovenia, Belgium

i will never forgive apple and google for fucking up webauthn this badly.