In my brothers car… oh my god he only listens to horrible club remixes of great 2000s songs

I think it would be great if the world could blow up right about now (I missed my ortho appointment that I’ve already rescheduled 3 times now and my orthodontist is a spiritually israeli lady who constantly acts like you’re wasting her time)

I was lowkey lonely as shit two years ago but I have a social life now now I’m kinda not worried about that now

I can’t breathe or think oh I hate colds so much this is miserable

Me when she said we should get wedding rings and backtracked saying we should get friendship necklaces

Crazy thing happened I’m recovering from my depression uhh go listen to the new big thief album it’s pretty good

I feel secure in my relationships I don’t feel like everyone secretly hates me anymore and socialising is easier than it’s ever been. Thank you hit fanfiction shortest distance for explaining my depression to me this has got to be the weirdest way someone has ever recovered

I miss france like a feverish Victorian woman misses her secret lesbian lover

One time when I was three years old I climbed up on one of the kitchen chairs to touch one of the lights bc the Bright Ceiling Thing looked cool and subsequently ran to my mum crying bc my finger hurt

L bozo get slimed loser lmao

A man tried to tell me that the men’s football team would win against the womens… honey no

Saw one of my nieces for the first time in a couple years. Dude I think that’s my nephew

Once met a man who called his room his “goon cave”

Hi guys, the uk government will soon be passing the online safety act which means I cannot use the internet anymore basically unless I provide my face to ai training companies or my government id to random third-party websites (neither of which I’m going to be doing) so fun!😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Trisha paytas’ new baby is half pope and half ozzy Osbourne and I think that’s beautiful

In a mkulia mood. Also waiting for someone to buy something on my Vinted so I have an excuse to leave my room

Yearning would be cool if I was 50 and had a balcony and a cigarette and a glass of wine and a past husband i divorced because I never loved him because I was secretly gay and in love with my life long best friend who has a happy marriage with a man so I’ll never get a chance but I can still hope

Summer is HERE! Back pain is GONE! Plans are MADE!

I’ve been cursed with the back pain of a 50yro seasoned blue collar worker. I’m a teenager

It’s summer so I’m not depressed anymore go listen to every Sabrina carpenter song ever

Changed my phone wallpapers and I’m feeling a bit better :))))

My stepdads days are numbered

They should invent a kind of lesbianism that doesn’t make you panic that you’re being too pushy every two seconds

Can someone make like a guide on how to flirt with women without feeling like everything you do is just sexual harassment

Was halfway through writing and it happened again my queerness is my cage

Someone take me by the shoulders and shake me vigorously until I stop acting stupid and tell her

I FOUND HER NAME. EVERYONE CLAP

Cannot focus on writing can only focus on being gay gay gay gay gay I have never felt more lesbian

Me and my friend are hanging out tomorrow so I wanted to surprise her with a coke bottle with her name on it and TELL ME WHY all the bottles are fucking Callum and Taylor and Henry HER NAME ISNT EVEN THAT RARE!!!!!

I learnt how to distract small children from tomodachi life

Every now and then I wake up at some weird hour like 4am and I instantly go to message my friend something like “if you randomly giggle I’m telepathically flirting” and she always responds immediately bc she’s up playing fucking Fortnite

Straight girl lesbianism is a force to be reckoned with

The ONE time I can finally be bothered to deal with this Cassandra lady giving out my number as her own, the office hours for the stupid financial advisory company she’s a client of are CLOSED

I love my aunt but she is like the overstimulation final boss cannot get a moment of quiet when she’s around

Put on a pretty outfit crisis averted

Having a crisis

The first time I brought a girl to my house I instantly started explaining the backstories behind every single item then went on a rant about the stitching and history of jeans while pulling out all the jeans in my collection to show her. This is a pattern that continues to repeat itself

It is cold as FUCK outside rn but I must sit outside watching the sunset listening to music for the vibes… and bc it’s good for my mental health or whatever

🕯️I will finish something to post this month🕯️

The timing for this is so bad too someone up there must actually hate me

Rereading old scrapped oneshot ideas from before this years major winter depression and like damn maybe it really did take a toll on me my writing now is actually shit it’s not just in my head

I’m going to have the crash out of the century if I don’t resolve this problem in t minus 10 seconds

Writing to the sound of my stepdad belting his heart out to queen in the bath

My hairs gotten to the point that people feel the need to always point out how long it is I cannot wait to donate this thing💔

Was gonna get on with some writing today but my cat came along and demanded I scratch his head for half an hour so

I’ve been forcing myself to write in short bursts by playing hide and seek extreme on Roblox and between rounds switching to google docs to write

Chuckle is such an ugly word can we please replace it with something nicer sounding it’s ruining my vibes

Working title that is 100% gonna grow on me and become the official title

My first order of business on my birthday is to write gay fanfiction

I have put way too much research into chewing coca leaves I think I’m on a watchlist