hi

btw im more active on egge now my @ is sashimi

guys ik i said egge was annoying but now that theyre done with the whole mpreg thing its actually quite fun and vent-esque

i miss cactus so much

omg ya also i called egge a vent clone off handedly and literally sean the dev commented snd was like ‘um ackshually this is not a vent clone idek what vent is.’ which like ok ya dick move to call it that but also like omg get out of my comments

i like egge but its kind of annoying on there like does anyone else get what i mean

my egge is @sashimi

when u self tan and ur all greasy and the grease gets on ur phone and starts tapping things for u omg it stresses me out so bad like STOPPP STIP

me walking into every single vent clone that gets made like

my egge is @sashimi

angelica schuyler lowk is better than me cuz if i saw alexander hamilton first and my bitch ass sister was like 😍😍😍😍 like I SAW HIM FIRST go get ur own. Stupid

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IN OTHER NEWS LOCAL RESIDENT SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ONLY HAS A FEW HOURS LEFT TO COMPLETE HIS ESSAY AND YET HE CONTINUES TO GOOF OFF….. WHEN WILL HE LEARN??? 🐟

listening to a song and hearing vic fuentes suddenly on it when u didnt know

my boyfriwnd earlier said that i look cute pale but now i am mad at him so i am going to self tan. Bye

I still think about your post "jamie druitt i know your coochina smell like a freaking onion boil"

i miss my vent fame

why am i so basic

i just found out michelle trachtenberg voiced the robot chicken gummy bear omg my shayla

i fucking love before today thank you vic fuentes for being born and fixing every ting

teaching isnt for me but boy will i miss my preschoolers when i get my phlebotomy cert :( its not their faults i cant do it and theyre so cute

today one of my kids went up to me and went ‘i love your ears :)’ and ik she meant earrings but it was still rly funny and cute

bbno$ is so annoying and idk what it is about him does anyone else feel that way idk he has bluesky i hope he doesnt see this but idrc also

im so distraught over michelle trachtenberg ive been thinking about her all day. death is such a scary concept to me because what do you mean shes just gone forever

SHHE WAS ONKY 39 MY SHAYLA IM LITERALLY IN TEARS WTF

WHAT THE FUCK I HUDT AAW A BORITIFFATION SAYINY MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG DIED ARE YOU LYING PLEAEE SAY UR LYING

if u see me listening to class of 2013 mind ur business like actually

outdoor cats dont exist if i see your cat roaming the streets and drinking out of muddy puddles its my cat now and youre never seeing it again

judge my favorite songs

i cant stand that mitsy girl on tiktok

bf just sent me $8 to get coffee randomly that was so cute of him I LOVE MY BF!!!!!!!!!

i need a pair of low rise white jeans … then youll all see

idk how that happened but i was on ft with my bf and i got a notification that said he set a reminder to call me after the gym. Guys idk i think i won lowkey like idk is that not cute af

just spent all day with pookie watching him play marvel rivals and playing papas cupcakeria. i love him so much

i fucking love caesar salads also i just watched baby driver it was acc rly good 4/5 on letterboxed

love it

some stupid chick was booing avril lavigne i told her ass stfu

going to emo nite tn

theres nothing i love more than seeing a dog on a walk and hes got a sweater on

i ended up doing it and i dont regret it #yay

every time i wash my hair its like a war in my mind of wether i want to straighten it or not

what tbe fuck they banned pinkalicious

if u skip the dolphin noises at the end of iwytlm u r weak minded

i miss the way elon used to be like when his worst crime was just being a little ugly and weird

i hate when i say smth is my biggest fear like spiders or ghosts or smth and some smarty pants is like “wow mine is probably being kidnapped 😂” Like Ok ya same tbh obviously Like fuck you idk Like obviously im more scared of being kidnapped than spiders like judt shut up

i always confuse red jumpsuit apparatus with death cab for cutie

when people do impressions of other ppl and u can tell they think their impression is rly good i get secondhand embarrassment