Debbie Downer take: be careful where you grow kale, because it sucks up environmental lead like a Dyson

“6-7” conspiracy theory: it’s annoying but sanitized 69. We should be counting our blessings

This has got to be about Jeopardy

Genuine tragedy that Special Forces beat out Stars on Mars as the celebrities-do-a-vaguely-governmental-mission show

Unfortunately, the plot of Homeward Bound 3 has been revealed. Spot isn’t making it back this time

every news story about Mr Beast that I read is further proof of what makes Jackass work: gleeful self-destruction needs community and desire to operate.

Orange Theory Fitness is a measure of your Coppola knowledge

From: In and Out Crowd (1989), dir. Sally Cruikshank

Can you believe we’ve been gifted with Root and Huss in the same production? Incredible times

In ‘Fight Club,’ Brad Pitt tells Ed Norton, “Even the Mona Lisa’s falling apart,” so it’s a prequel to ‘Glass Onion’

Sometimes you stumble headlong into the zeitgeist and you see that the world is ready.

True rock n roll is when your niece & nephew are eating chicken fingers while Trent Reznor is singing that god is dead.

The personal space lover has logged on

Animaldextrous

Feeling worried. Grotty v groady. Are these the same? Segue v Segway?

Just delete it

Not one tooth in his head

“Male loneliness epidemic” because Draft Kings replaced kitchen table fantasy sports

Jumpsuits should have a zipper that goes all the way around

The Hand is a stop-motion masterpiece -- and one of the very best animated films. Director Jiří Trnka made it as a protest, attacking the dictatorship that used him as its pawn. But the film has more layers than many realize, as we discover: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/revisiting...

Cursed to think "No more meat touching, ma'am!" anytime I see, hear, read "Kafkaesque"

The two burger restaurants that I thought were fictional devices (Whataburger; Fuddruckers)* were both founded in Texas. Really makes you think

This guy is this guy

Lake Michigan Coastal Elite

Boyz II Guyz

The second I got home from seeing The Ring in the theater, I got a phone call and on the other end was faint audio of Bakshi’s Lord of the Rings. V spooky, v haunting

When this came out, my nickname became Amy Good Girl Amy Beautiful Gorilla because of my hairy arms. I do not blame Amy the Good and Beautiful Gorilla and I still think that she is beautiful and good

Positively nuts for an industrial heater and am dying to know the brand

It genuinely cannot have been very healthy for your brainworm to hear about your family's death curse from birth

I lied: don’t have a microwave

Every song I hated 20 years ago has been sanded down after many rotations in the river bed and is new perfectly shaped to clonk me on the head and hurt my feelings.

I love laughing at a skeleton: that’ll never be me!

Foot bird pics. Real bird feet. Extra sharp bird shins not so shy. She shows her yellow talons outside. Public bird foot. Anyone can see!

When I was a kid, my friend’s mom used to come out in the living room and say, “oh, our people!” while looking at one spot on the wall. Thought their house was haunted until it became clear that their PEEPHOLE was making a little rainbow

Havin’ a suffer

the drooling emoji is not delicious or enticing. you're ruining christmas supper. put it away

watch the bad season of the good show first

I’ve been sick for 10 days now. Classic sick. Old fashioned cold. Soup and DayQuil style. Sort of a nostalgia. Don’t do it. Do not recommend

You shouldn't be kneading your biscuits. Cats are making pizza.

Guy at this pizza shop pointed at the TV and said, “this is the OG King Kong, and it’s actually pretty good!” Looked up and saw Jack Black and Naomi Watts on the screen

My boyfriend made a cutout of me for a surprise party and his sister took a picture of it and had it printed on pillows and a blanket.

I have a favorite movie franchise, and it goes like: 1. Spice World 2. Josie and the Pussycats 3. Blade:Trinity

When you Scoot McNairy but then you Twink Caplan

Really excited to start growing my following on Ello

Yeah, at my old school they totally called me Captain Cool Guy. They had to make a rule about skateboards because of me

The other place

Do you think this clothing store also saw this poster every day for a year?

Chucky spoiler

Getting a pretty Lynchian vibe in here. Sorry, uh, Jane Lynchian