My youngest son started wearing nail polish a few weeks back. His friend has been painting them at school for him. I'm thinking black, purple, and neon green for his first set as a christmas gift.

I'm probably going to make a stupid amount of posts over the coming days about the fallout with my mom. I apologize if this annoys you, & will hold no hard feelings if you choose to unfollow. I cannot help but feel someone out there may be experiencing similar, & needs to know they aren't alone.

I don't always go drink for drink with a 94 year old nun, but when I do, she drinks me under the table. Sister Mary John is a total badass.

I've been at my husband's family reunion this weekend. There hasn't even been an argument since we got here. I can't help but try to imagine the entirety of my family in one place. We wouldn't even make it an hour before someone went to jail. Seeing a huge family getting along is wild af.

Par for course. The suspect that didn't hit my friend was charged for hitting my friend. Deputy doesn't seem to have any repercussions coming his way. The sheriff's office has yet to even acknowledge the deputy's actions. So tired of this bullshit.

I've always had a huge problem with 99% of police pursuits in a high speed chase. Too many innocent people get hurt or killed because of them. This morning, a very long time friend became one of them. Her car flipped 3 times. She was hit by the cop, not the suspect. Things look really bad.

A resignation from MTG was definitely not on my bingo card. What a weird fucking reality this has become.

I'm making an 8 hour drive from ETX to WTX this evening..... ....An 8 hour drive over mostly flat terrain heading WEST as the sun sets. Dumb.

My baby is playing guitar and doesn't think I can hear him. He's actually really getting good. 🥹

Not me standing outside sweeping my front lawn

A woman in my city called police because she woke up to her daughter missing. She ran to a neighbor for help because she doesn't speak English fluently. The neighbor came, and when police arrived, watched in horror as they arrested the mother. She called for help, and they took her.

I'm getting everyone in my family pajama pants with my face all over them for Christmas just so they can feel like I'm with them for the holidays while we're no contact.

I'm really starting to believe the revolutionary war was a mistake.

427:1

I bought a new bed that I'll be making monthly payments on for the next 3 years. Joke's on them. The world will totally end before they get all their money.

What do you mean why do I have a bumper sticker with a Mexican flag? México is my team!

Not me trying to kill the next 11 hours 7 minutes until a book I've been waiting for forever is released. Nerd problems.

I'm not necessarily sure I believe it, but if it is at all true, I do not give one single fuck about La Naranja blowing the most famous BJ receiver in this country. Not one fuck. I do, however, care that he's obviously a pedophile. Don't get distracted.

Y'all. This is the kind of shit my kids text me while I'm at work. Yes, that is my actual kitchen. The kids have figured out how to use AI to annoy the piss out of me. They may not look so much like me, but this shit proves they are certainly mine.

I can't even lie. I'm thoroughly entertained by the public cat fight between MTG and La Naranja. Shit has me rooting for MTG like she's my favorite athlete. Still loathe her, but seriously enjoying the shit show. Also, I sincerely hope she's hired extra security.

Ugh. I just did some digging, and long story short, I have to boycott both of our local breweries. This is such a lame era in history.

From yesterday's protest. Not an inaccurate representation of the state of our country for the last decade.

A few years ago, Greg Abbott came to my city, and I was one of only about a dozen protesters. Today, Greg Abbott came to my city, and was greeted by hundreds of us. Don't lose hope. People are awake now.

Honestly, today's news about Epstein's bestie feels super patronizing, because who is surprised? Who didn't know he had one on one time with children being trafficked? If you've paid even the smallest amount of attention, I guarantee you joined me in this resounding, "DUH!"

A 50 year mortgage might be the dumbest financial idea ever. 50 years. 50 fucking years of debt. This fool really thinks that shit will be helpful. If you bought a house at 18 years old, you'd be paying on it until you're 68. JFC.

I have no desire to impede MTG's recent warpath, especially since it's currently working to our advantage, but no matter who she may manage to take down, there will never be a seat at my table for that woman. She needs to be included in Nuremberg 2.0.

Today, I am sitting in the shade in 82° weather at an outdoor celebration of life. Tomorrow, we are under a freeze warning. Because, Texas.

Good morning, friends. Laugh while it's still legal. Seriously. None of us will survive if we forget how to laugh.

Never did I ever imagine one day having to send a message like this to one of my kids. How quickly we've become such a monstrous society.

And just like that, ICE has swarmed this little city. Sad day.

Locals are posting ring footage of agents going door to door in my city. If you thought it was just going to be the big cities, think again.

Holy shit.... It looks like Mississippi may have flipped....

Someone just referred to last night's election results as "bluekakke" and I seriously might be ☠️

They're going to say the election in NY was stolen. Calling them shits now.

Okay.... This election bigly went in our favor. Let's keep this same energy for midterms.

These preliminary election numbers are seriously encouraging. I'm not sure when the last time anything was encouraging. And the pendulum swings.

Hairline fracture in my upper jaw. Oh. I guess that's why it hurts. As you were.

Me: Dick Cheney is dead. Hubs: I didn't know he was still alive to die. You hungry?

Looks like TSA in Houston walked off the job. Good for them.

I keep forgetting that codeine is actually super effective for me. Hydrocodone did very little for me after my hysterectomy. This codeine/ibuprofen cocktail I've created has made life so much more livable after the shindig with the oral surgeon. Also, it give me the urge to overshare. 🤣

I got to have oral surgery while fully conscious this morning. While I'm grateful to have received the prodecure so quickly, I absolutely wish I had taken the drugs beforehand. JFC. The oral surgeon prescribed codeine, even though I told him I wouldn't need it. Bless that man.

Dental emergency rooms need to be more of a thing. Seriously. I'd bet the suicide rate in this country would drop considerably if you could get same day care when a tooth hurts. Stupid.

I find it pretty alarming that a number of this country's officials have moved into military housing on bases. Are they trying to protect themselves from us? Or.....

One of the kids that came to the Halloween party the boys threw dressed as a ninja. About halfway through the evening, I realized the sword he was carrying was very much real. Y'all. This upcoming generation will be badass enough to save us all.

I have so many teenagers at my house right now. Finally, I'm popular.

The more I observe Erika Kirk's recent behavior, the more believable the HoneyPot theory becomes. Seriously.... This woman is so off.

Aaron Parnas is reporting that we're going to do a strike within Venezuala imminently. I can only hope Hegseth is too inept to make this successful, or that whichever servicemembers are involved prioritize humanity over orders. This is wrong.

Well, then.... Andrew Mountbatton Windsor is finally having the day he deserves. Chuckie has earned a brownie point from me.

I'm expecting 2 dozen teenagers at my house tomorrow night for horror movies and trick or treating. Y'all. I didn't even know that many people when I was their ages.

Every single empire falls when people go hungry enough. Every single one.