salt in the wound that every other in-arena song is by a famously New York artist

Democratic Presidential Candidate Kenny Atkinson

not sure if I'd be more upset by a total Cavs rollover or Harden/Mitchell going for 40 to heroically eke out one shitty win

extremely ready to be done with this team

as someone whose Trump-voting mother didn't come to his wedding, I feel uniquely qualified to say: lol

big fan of shoehorning 15 seconds of basketball broadcast into a 5-minute commercial break. real value add.

Korn, Pentaport Rock Festival 2011, Incheon, Korea

just received this "I'm not for sure about a longer clip but it is a friend of a friend he told me it's from 2014. It was a bet if the Cleveland browns lost the football game that day he would jump through a fire table. Obviously he lost the bet and missed the table. Lol."

given that OKC and SAS are a step above anyway, I'm on board with this decision to dedicate the Eastern Conference Finals to James Harden getting cooked

win or lose, I'm entranced by how KAT manages to be at least 20% falling over at all times

I'd like to see ol' Donny Mitchell dribble his way out of THIS! [turnover] ah! well. nevertheless,

more reviews. I want to live inside Zach Zarba's nostrils.

I've settled in on rooting for these Cavs this season as rooting for a guy to swim across the ocean unassisted

Jamahl Mosley seems like a perfect New Orleans Pelicans coach just as Zach Wilson seemed like a perfect New York Jets quarterback

for one more day, culture lives www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...

"The familiar cry of 'Let people enjoy things' might come in response. But *this*? This is what we’re supposed to enjoy?" www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...

motioning for this to be known as Harden's Tim Wakefield Phase

explain it to me in terms the common person could understand

setting up the bag of brussels sprouts next to the cutting board like a bucket of golf balls on the range

go Cavs

Obama's takes on the Dems but for NBA refs explaining replay review

Wemby's gonna jai alai somebody's head off

just, is anybody, anybody at all, enjoying these courtside interviews

a pizza / basketball place called Supreme Court send tweet

Limp Bizkit music, in a commercial, on purpose

Donny's playing like it's him vs. Will Smith for the scholarship

bless the Raptors shot selection right now

the Mitchell Assist

"if you're joining us late, the Cavs are shitting their pants again"

"'It sets me up for the rest of the day,' Bryant once said on Oprah ... Intrigued, I pitched the idea to my editor: What if I tried it myself for a week?" www.nytimes.com/athletic/724...

couldn't put my finger on why I don't like this Wolves team, and then the smash cut to A-Rod offered clarity

Gary Gulman live: A Good Time

WE AIN'T FUCKED YET, PEOPLE www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMbs...

go Cavs

give that lady mugging for the camera while Barrett was inbounding a key to the city

["moon's haunted" voice] Browns seeped into the Cavs

working title: thank god he had a kid because otherwise we'd have been talking about the same shit for the past 25 years

it's important to keep a journal so you can remember important life events like "bummed a smoke off a couple who said they'd once nearly divorced after an argument over a lighter at a Phish show"

I understand it's just what you do, but I fucking hate these little scene-setting ledes in Big Stories

Browns vs. Argonauts ass game

losing to a team starting a Jakob and a Ja'Kobe

[finger to ear] we are getting unconfirmed reports that the so-called "loud banging sounds" were, in fact, Wolf Blitzer lighting up a men's room stall

["moon's haunted" voice] Browns seeped into the Cavs

preparing for Spencer Fano's career

presenting Franz Wagner with a plaque for having the most NHL hair in the NBA

Paolo runs with an unserious gait that I've come to know as "Hicksonian"

the Cavs branding identity (rightly) remains "whatever we had 15 years ago was cooler"

I see you on the bench, Gradey Dick

Eric Collins, the John Mulaney happy birthday sign joke in play-by-play form

[wrestling chant voice] FUCK EM UP PHOENIX, FUCK EM UP