TIL Rick Fox's given name is Ulrich, and somehow things make more sense.

"We are left to presume he enjoys what he's doing simply because he keeps doing it." www.espn.com/college-foot...

reminiscing on better days gone by [that stretch of '99 when "No Sex (in the Champagne Room)" got regular radio play]

Scott Raab wrote the definitive piece on Kevin. “Asphalt Junkie” I cannot stress enough what an incredible piece of writing this is. Please read it (reprinted here in Deadspin) even if you’ve never heard of Kevin Mackey before today. deadspin.com/the-fall-of-...

Cleveland Browns General Manager Nico Harrison

All I'm asking for is justice, and to be richer than David Brooks and Nate Silver combined

Big Holiday Movie trailer music, ugh

[earnestly] Conklin trippin

love a shot and a chaser

A pindown for Victor Wembanyama into THIS. ok.

the grimness of the Outsourcing Creative With Jimmy Fallon show cannot be overstated

[as though remarking on the importance of numbers in math] r/browns may be the stupidest place on the Internet

if you liked SE7EN, you'll love ALLEN IV3RSON

seeking to throw my fandom behind something that doesn’t actively suck, open to recommendations

this is our concern, Dude

does The Athletic just not have a Cavs beat writer? we just get Lloyd and Vardon parachuting in twice a month?

this is like Talking Funny if it, uh, held up a little better www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwXA...

The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling is just lovely.

there's an elemental purity to how bad Wisconsin's offense is right now

Ty Lue cooking Damon Jones @ 7:51 youtu.be/7Pgu15n4gMA?...

Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals https://theonion.com/ohio-begins-executing-random-people-in-hopes-they-re-cr-1851218315/

probably watch this once a month www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TpS...

[tweeting from over a decade ago] unsurprising but still dispiriting to witness LeBron's conversion from human to LLC

every Dillon Gabriel snap

the resource wars have taken hold. once-loamy fields have turned to dust. warlords brutally ration the water supply. Nate Duncan applauds them for negotiating hard.

I'm struck by the realness of the Jacobs Field magic. Even if they go 1-2-3 with a dribbler back to the mound, a toothless K, and a bloop to short, you still let yourself believe, for a moment

no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask

yes, hello, charmed to meet you. my name is Spencer Torkleson. stop laughing please.

the importance of muttering “ugh you wealthy cunt” while browsing Instagram

x-post r/tippytaps

everyone involved in the “Americans just can’t stop being American” ad needs to be waterboarded yesterday

Denzel Ward rising outta nowhere like the sun in the west

I’m sure he’s a lovely fellow but you’ll never convince me Jay Glazer isn’t the biggest chode in the universe

we have a serious problem in this country, and it’s that a generation of gym teachers led people to believe that the word is “lacksadaisical”

You love to see someone putting a Duke degree to good use

yes sir, I sure do love basketball (hearing lawyers snicker about how little a multimillion-dollar fine would mean to Steve Ballmer)

it's a good thing Trump doesn't follow sports because he would've sent the troops after Al-Quadin Muhammad by now

Cam Skattebo has been praised in many circles for having what's been called "one of the most Ohio faces in the NFL"

a word cloud of things said on field during NFL games and it’s just LET’S GO in size 128 font

you can’t chant for two backup QBs at once

Flacco, every single play

This is the most embarrassed I’ve ever felt in my life

go Browns fuck the Browns

[1998 Keith Jackson voice] Gage Lavardain

Can't stop thinking about this horrible upcycled Tim Couch jersey I encountered in Cleveland yesterday

Browns heaven is watching Myles and Joe Thomas go one on one forever

evergreen

It appears that Charlie Kirk was gunned down by a create-a-skater from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2.

Good news but also I some real despair when I think about how many of our institutions are in a permanent cycle of funding crisis--> drastic cuts --> hail mary emergency funding --> blind hope that things get better somehow