we have a serious problem in this country, and it’s that a generation of gym teachers led people to believe that the word is “lacksadaisical”

You love to see someone putting a Duke degree to good use

yes sir, I sure do love basketball (hearing lawyers snicker about how little a multimillion-dollar fine would mean to Steve Ballmer)

it's a good thing Trump doesn't follow sports because he would've sent the troops after Al-Quadin Muhammad by now

Cam Skattebo has been praised in many circles for having what's been called "one of the most Ohio faces in the NFL"

a word cloud of things said on field during NFL games and it’s just LET’S GO in size 128 font

you can’t chant for two backup QBs at once

Flacco, every single play

This is the most embarrassed I’ve ever felt in my life

go Browns fuck the Browns

[1998 Keith Jackson voice] Gage Lavardain

Can't stop thinking about this horrible upcycled Tim Couch jersey I encountered in Cleveland yesterday

Browns heaven is watching Myles and Joe Thomas go one on one forever

evergreen

It appears that Charlie Kirk was gunned down by a create-a-skater from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2.

Good news but also I some real despair when I think about how many of our institutions are in a permanent cycle of funding crisis--> drastic cuts --> hail mary emergency funding --> blind hope that things get better somehow

Cleveland Browns By God Football

every Dylan Sampson touch

"The Cowboys had been known to conduct contract talks without players' agents present -- a practice known around the league as 'hotboxing.'" www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

just saw Neal Brennan pick up a salad at Sweetgreen ama

Area Man Seeing Oasis Tonight

you learn a lot about the country from the commercials that air during Jeopardy!

this guy for president

"Chris Gamble was the Manu Ginobili of the 2002 Ohio State Buckeyes," the man thought to himself, importantly

drums: still a good time! even if you ain’t that good at em!

congratulations to Browns grandcoach Ed Stefanski

hereby calling for a moratorium on dweebs referring to themselves as sickos for paying attention to the thing they cover for a living

“…nosegrinding the helicopter in Hangar to ‘No Cigar’ is a uniquely textured experience…” www.nytimes.com/2025/08/18/a...

politics aside, this voice belongs in a museum of the Rust Belt

you can still smoke at The Dive on Passyunk, I believe

Succession S03E08

he's just the most perfect football player I've ever seen www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoL_...

the most depressing thing I do to better understand the world is occasionally pop over to f0xn3ws dotcom to see what the top stories are. often worse than you'd think!

watching this for the nth time today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g3q...

he died over a year ago, but I just happened upon this lovely remembrance. Freaks and Geeks forever. www.pastemagazine.com/tv/freaks-an...

great events in Gund Arena history www.youtube.com/watch?v=z19p...

calibrating the time machine just so to get the ref trucking CeeDee Lamb on a segment of Jacked Up

I continue to miss James Avery terribly www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RaW...

I will say this, though: It’s the only show I’ve ever watched that can make a three and a half minute rock song last fourteen minutes

“I find Bill Watterson an inspiration—an actual role model, which I didn't really have or think much about as a child … He took more pleasure in the creating, and in the freedom to create, than he would have from the money.” defector.com/calvin-and-h...

[courageously] I think the Stranger Things moment has passed

consistently essential internet in the tradition of the old world

some seasons you eat The Bear, and some seasons The Bear eats you

I love that Adam Silver’s energy never wavers from “midsize city symphony president firing up the donors at the annual Phantom of the Opera gala”

well, the Pacers won the championship of my heart

watching this every week or so, savoring the delusion of comeuppance www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrln...

it's not that the music of Rick James doesn't connote prestige and gravity,,

Area Man Sucker For In-Arena Montages

Make your father proud by knowing it’s 'Father's Day,' with an apostrophe.