WWJD?

The idea of “Alligator Alcatraz” is lame. The people they are sending here are the people who traveled through miles of alligator and possibly piranha infested waters, deserts with venomous snakes and other creepy crawlies. These guys will be eating and wearing those alligators within a week.

It’s cute watching all these people complaining about some sort of heat wave… You know who wouldn’t be complaining? All the immigrants you deported. So, while you’re saying “it’s too hot to work outside.” They’re saying, “put me back in Coach.”

You know why he hasn't made a decision on Iran yet? he hasn't found a way to blame it on someone else. He needs a scapegoat first. He's won’t make a decision based on morality, strength or loyalty, he's going to make a decision that when it fails, he can claim wasn't his fault.

Now is the time to ask your MAGA friends what should happen with Iran. That way, if and when their daddy chooses the opposite, you can put them on the spot to talk their way out of why they changed their minds.

Dear Iran, if you nuke us, can you please do it in the morning, I really don’t want to have to work all day then get nuked on my way home.

Remembering Douglas McCarthy of Nitzer Ebb today. RIP to the Lightning Man….

Happy Father’s Day to all you mother fuckers out there!!!

I don’t know why people are giving DJT shit over falling asleep at his dictator parade, that thing was boring as fuck, I’d have fallen asleep too.

Looks like every day is T.A.C.O. Tuesday now.

Show of hands, who got rich from theses great beautiful tarrifs? Yea, me neither… “Cave-Man” Donnie

So, how long before Dump takes credit for the first American Pope? Or has he already done so?

This isn’t deal making, it’s hostage taking.

Live Long and Prosper, or something like that.

Do not confuse dislike and distrust with respect. They all present the same, but are very different. He is not respected in the world, he is unliked and untrusted. America is now the person at the party that you nod agreeably with just to get them to shut the fuck up and go away.

Imagine how many jobs can be saved, how many homeless veterans can be housed, how many children can be fed if the gov. could cut just 3 million dollars a week. So maybe we shouldn't be funding POTUS weekly vacations, wrestling matches, races, sporting events or any of his other leisure activities.

How can someone follow a man who calls them “weak and stupid” for worrying about their financial future.

Them (4 years ago): Biden will crash the stock markets and throw us into a recession. The Same Them (Today): The stock market will bounce back, recession is good.

Take that, you stupid penguins!!

Farewell 401K, I hardly knew ye.