if you really think about it, you can reduce every action in life to a pavlovian process of - "do thing, dopamine, do again" - or "do thing, pain, be afraid of doing again"

screw society i just wanna go back to the forest and eat grass and run away from loud sounds and hibernate for the winter season

tapping on a youtube link in bluesky and manually selecting "open with firefox" just so i can get a "do you want to open this with youtube?" popup

pretty sure family guy warned us about this. season 5 episode 3 "hell comes to quahog"

they're remastering deus ex and it looks like half life source

my entire bluesky feed is just "the rapture" and "tylenol". are they related or

oh no. i was wrong. the titanium makes it actually structurally stable. apple has learnt from their past mistakes. how could this happen

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

hot take: most people don't actually care about charlie kirk's passing too much, and the ones that claim they do (at this point) are just milking his death for their own gains ..i don't see why else people would be obsessing over this one particular instance of gun violence in america so much

more propaganda from the human industry to stop us from doing what we love..... another lie from Big Human

"i should go sleep early" i think at 9pm. and then 30 minutes later it's 2am

is it one of those periods where everyone has the newest veritasium video stuck in their recommended for like a week

do people even "log on" anymore. or do they just "open the app"

every superhero that's aged above like 20 has to explain where they were during 9/11

wow! can't wait for the new iphone 6 to release! surely there will be no downsides to its slim form factor

i like how we're in an age of infinite, unbound self expression through infinite means ..even though it's being ruined by people that complain that being different is bad because I Said So

i NEVER want to know your impression of me. what you think i am scares me deeply. please NEVER tell me about the version of me that you have manifested in your head

punch [greedy ceos of multi billion dollar companies] in the balls

when life hands you lemons, throw them at your enemies to show how sour they are

It's September

oh my GOD why cant i be full of fur. fuck you evolution

is ice like the royal guard from undertale

"subwoofer" suggests the existance of a scarier, more powerful domwoofer

lifestyle

"stop playing with your food" THE CIVIL WAR BETWEEN THE ALPHABET FRIES AND DINO NUGGETS WON'T STOP BECAUSE YOU TELL IT TO MOM. HOW MANY MORE LETTERS HAVE TO SUFFER THIS TREX TYRANNY

the linux experience of thinking "oh, that guy's riced desktop looks so much better and cleaner than mine in every way" every other day but still never bothering to do anything about it

why is the spotify description for every mainstream artist like "It absolutely cannot be overstated how much (artist) has changed the course of music forever. Starting from humble beginnings, their first album showed a stunning display of" like are they trying to sell me the artist?? on spotify???

i don't know why youtube added this feature but it's really funny to see what the ai thinks about dankpods videos

the use of "take the red pill" and "escape the matrix" in the manosphere is really funny when you realise the people that made the matrix trilogy are trans

could you argue that playlistification is a thing with games too (especially now that you can download emulators and dozens of roms easily)? back then you were stuck with whatever games you had and you had to make the most out of it, now it's hard to stick with one when i can easily swap to another

CUte PIC OF ME RIGHT NOW ^.^

guys i found this new roguelike game!! it's called the "casino", and your health is represented by "your bank balance",

"i'll bite you" (compliment) or "i'll bite you" (threat)

there isn't an app for everything, it's just that everything has an app

we need to normalise -tism as an adjective

been fighting the urge to crash the fuck out lately

thinking about what jaiden animations said once, "if your life feels boring then add some spice" genuinely some of the best life advice i have ever heard

2010s: catgirl 2020s: puppygirl 2030s: ????girl

bark? or meow?

really funny how sometimes I'll see somebody drawin a character with like, *everything* hanging out in full view just completely untagged on my TL. and then other times I see "Adult Content (labelled by author)" and then I open it and it's just a completely sfw drawing of two guys kissing 🤨

life would be better if i had antlers i think

yeah i got a literal dildo on my discover feed

netflix top recommendation with vpn connected to usa: mr robot netflix top recommendation with no vpn (the uk): happy gilmore

remember covid? you know, that pandemic that happened? it feels so distant now

reminder: if you cannot destroy your opponent physically, they usually have less barriers psychologically! luckily you can't just press x to cast corruption

i don't think gender is dictated by haircuts or genitals or breasts

radio be like: duude...... what if the air was a giant capacitor

honestly both