he’s my white feather hawk tuah deer hunter

i’m ashamed to admit i cried at the end of the Wuthering Heights movie

farting in the bar, what you gonna do about it?

i just went to get beer for tonight and happened to drive by a high school ICE protest. my heart is so happy 🥺♥️

lucky star by madonna just graced my shuffle with its presence

5 jobs i’ve had: ~dog kennel attendant ~playground equipment safety inspection ~gold mine safety intern ~school bus upholstery ~disease investigation

my j*b used to be so fun, and now every day just feels like a bad episode of traitors

how is it sunday?

where the HELL is the man that was in my dream last night

need a case study on why millennials like to act so old

traitors is so gaggy this season

how this week has felt:

this “whole milk” glorification is going to have this country smelling like straight up ass

and if i showed up to work like this tomorrow, then what?

i either just unlocked my villain origin story or i started my period

my dad is cry-laughing at AI videos right now, we’re truly in end times

Forgot to say Merry Christmas by the way.

triscuits have to be the worst cracker out there, like why does it feel like i’m biting into an easter basket???

sistaaaaas, sistaaaas, never were there such devoted sistaaaas

‘Tis the season for way too many snacks. Cheers everyone!

lana will REMAIN my top artist ifktr

mm mickey mouse… flip it around… wicked witch!

how i feel after playing nothing but call of duty the past week

impatiently waiting for RHOSLC tuesday

idk what it is about NFR, but Lana somehow crafted the perfect fall vibe with that album

Finally got around to watching”What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?” last night, and I cannot exaggerate how camp that film is from a modern lens. Five stars!

ryan murphy needs to be stopped because why am i seeing people make excuses for ed gein ???

finally cold enough to wear sweaters and they crank up the heater at work

acetaminophen 👻

vacationing in conservative america be like

i believe in carmen winstead supremacy

i never know what to post on here anymore

an older lady just pointed at my pearl sticker and said “that’s cute! and so positive!”

LFG gaaaaaang

this is why mel’s is the goat

the fact that the hunting wives book has 69 chapters 👨‍🍳💋

i can’t stop watching hunting wives, send help.

did some reflecting this morning, and I noticed that my dreams have been so chaotic lately.

talking to people who you can tell are just waiting to flip the conversation back to themselves has to be one of my least favorite things.

be so ffr rupaul charles

forgot it was tuesday

best possible outcome from this chaotic ass love island season!!!!!!!

GOODBYE ACE

honestly sick of love island and the performative ass fans 😬

based on tonight’s episode i may have to rescind this statement

i’ll sink with the SS Huda idgaf at this point

SHES FINALLY GONE

i was trying so hard to not laugh out loud at work when i found this picture

nothing but balanced meals in this house

ready for love island toniiiiight