Me bringing my partner in crime into everything…heh…more like…partner in life ;)

I can’t get over this— SELTZER COOKIE?! GIRL!!!! GIRLIE NO!!! DON’T TALK ABOUT YOUR PARTIES ON BOTH ACCOUNTS! MA’AM?!

Concept: All participants role play as other participants ocs

Foreshadowing

My toxic bf Aventurine 💔 (DM’s from the killer account) Part 1

Yes, I did have to cease production on the Tomodachi island because I was the killer The vibes are COMPLETELY off when you’re the one deciding who gets deleted… I tried to pass it off as Pikmin grieving (which was real because I fucking loved red Pikmin but I felt obligated to kill)

The decision

Murder compilation part 1

I hate organizing screenshots, making a murder compilation is so hard…

WAIT A MINUTE HOW IS JINX OBSCURE?!

Finding out the host was three timing…worst day ever…

I’ll ask a question if my own: I was trying to frame Matikane this whole time, did no one know or did no one take the bait

My other two mask options btw were Gudetama and Petasi Also I considered replacing Omega with Amy but I was worried about being more obvious because Amy yaps and I LOVE yapping umu

Pinning the AMA cuz I like yapping Did y’all know I like yapping? I actually REALLY like yapping. If I’m not yapping here I’m yapping irl because I LOVE yapping and I missed NOT yapping cuz I love yapping :)

HI HI HI HIIIIII I HOPE Y’ALL HAD FUUUUUUN!!!!!! It’s so hard to rp an introverted murderbot when I love talking to people T—T I’ll catch up on the timeline but in the meantime AMA~

YOU FINALLY REVEALED YOURSELF @theevilkiller.bsky.social ! FIGHT ME COWARD!!

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! THE KILLER IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER! THEY KILLED ALL THE LOWER RANK THREAT LEVELS WITHOUT CHALLENGING ME ONCE!! IF THIS COWARD IS GOING TO MAKE THEIR MOVE KNOWN THEN I’LL REVEAL MINE! I AM E-123 OMEGA! THE DETECTIVE! AND @cloudyzart.bsky.social !!!

I CREATED A SINKHOLE IN THE GARDEN. THIS WILL NOT HALT MY PRIMARY DIRECTIVE. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

4:18:42:7 LEFT. I REFUSE TO WASTE ANYMORE TIME. I WILL NAVIGATE DOWN TO THE DETECTED ISLAND HEARTBEAT AND ELIMINATE IT! RUNNING DIG.EXE… //i had a gif of omega spinning his knife hands but i lost it.

//clue thread. i’ll add more as i go through my pile again. feel free to add anything you feel is relevant. LOADING DATA POINTS… CURRENT PREDICAMENT: LOCKED BOX FOUND IN THE GARDEN. 6 NUMBER CODE REQUIRED.

//work exhausted me the past two days. i’m back and locked in until the end of the week 🫡

//waiting for the lawyer’s opening statement

//i’m blaming @jinxedtimebomb.bsky.social

UNDERSTOOD. I WILL VOLUNTEER AS THE EXECUTIONER.

//somebody bring up this felicia trial idea in character, i don’t think omega would

//can we have a trial for felicia?

WHO VOTED FOR MY CONTAINMENT.

WHAT? I AM THE ULTIMATE ROBOT! I CANNOT BE CONTAIN—

//curing the ia curse. give me a bit to catch up and collect screenshots

//i don’t have an omega response. The killer is shitposting

//i never got autopsy…

I DO NOT CARE WETHER OR NOT SOMEONE CHOOSES TO STANDBY IN THE SAME COORDINATES AS ME. I AM THE ULTIMATE ROBOT. A ‘ROOMMATE’ IS NOT REQUIRED.

HYPOTHESIS CONFIRMED. KILLER IS COWARDX5. DESIGNATION: PATHETIC. PERFORMING AUTOPSY SCAN…

PIKMINDAE RUBRUS: 3CM TALL. BODY SHOWS SIGNS OF MULTIPLE STRIKES TO THE HEAD. IRREGULAR BEHAVIOR DETECTED. THE KILLER COULD HAVE EASILY KILLED IN ONE STRIKE.

//day 3. no update on the church party. headcanon depicted below.

LAST KILLER ADVANCEMENT: 3 DAYS AGO. TARGET: STELLE. A-RANK THREAT LEVEL. FURTHER DATA ON ATTACK UNKNOWN. POTENTIAL VARIABLES: AFTER ATTEMPT, KILLER RETREATED TO LICK WOUNDS. COWARDx4 DESPITE THEORIES OF THE KILLER USING A GUN, ONLY BLUNT FORCE WAS DETECTED.

PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: BREAK SEAL. I AM THE ULTIMATE ROBOT. I WILL NOT BE BESTED BY A FLIMSY OBSTACLE!

ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING RESTORED. RESUMING FIRE ON SEALED ENTRANCE.

//everyone do the host 👯‍♂️↗️↘️🕺⤴️💃🕺🔄👯‍♀️⤴️↘️↩↔️💃💃↕️👯‍♀️🕺

//i am the host and this is what the mansion looks like

//WE ARE THE HOST!

//we are the host and @key-to-your-heart.bsky.social @screwthedoubters.bsky.social and @feliciaofnohr.bsky.social are now in the locked room

//WE ARE THE HOST!

//spreading mitosis…

//OUR MISSION IS NOT YET OVER MINIONS TONIGHT WE ASSIMILATE EVERYTHING‼️‼️‼️

//our mitosis is incomplete