//waiting for the lawyer’s opening statement

//i’m blaming @jinxedtimebomb.bsky.social

UNDERSTOOD. I WILL VOLUNTEER AS THE EXECUTIONER.

//somebody bring up this felicia trial idea in character, i don’t think omega would

//can we have a trial for felicia?

WHO VOTED FOR MY CONTAINMENT.

WHAT? I AM THE ULTIMATE ROBOT! I CANNOT BE CONTAIN—

//curing the ia curse. give me a bit to catch up and collect screenshots

//i don’t have an omega response. The killer is shitposting

//i never got autopsy…

I DO NOT CARE WETHER OR NOT SOMEONE CHOOSES TO STANDBY IN THE SAME COORDINATES AS ME. I AM THE ULTIMATE ROBOT. A ‘ROOMMATE’ IS NOT REQUIRED.

HYPOTHESIS CONFIRMED. KILLER IS COWARDX5. DESIGNATION: PATHETIC. PERFORMING AUTOPSY SCAN…

PIKMINDAE RUBRUS: 3CM TALL. BODY SHOWS SIGNS OF MULTIPLE STRIKES TO THE HEAD. IRREGULAR BEHAVIOR DETECTED. THE KILLER COULD HAVE EASILY KILLED IN ONE STRIKE.

//day 3. no update on the church party. headcanon depicted below.

LAST KILLER ADVANCEMENT: 3 DAYS AGO. TARGET: STELLE. A-RANK THREAT LEVEL. FURTHER DATA ON ATTACK UNKNOWN. POTENTIAL VARIABLES: AFTER ATTEMPT, KILLER RETREATED TO LICK WOUNDS. COWARDx4 DESPITE THEORIES OF THE KILLER USING A GUN, ONLY BLUNT FORCE WAS DETECTED.

PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: BREAK SEAL. I AM THE ULTIMATE ROBOT. I WILL NOT BE BESTED BY A FLIMSY OBSTACLE!

ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING RESTORED. RESUMING FIRE ON SEALED ENTRANCE.

//everyone do the host 👯‍♂️↗️↘️🕺⤴️💃🕺🔄👯‍♀️⤴️↘️↩↔️💃💃↕️👯‍♀️🕺

//i am the host and this is what the mansion looks like

//WE ARE THE HOST!

//we are the host and @key-to-your-heart.bsky.social @screwthedoubters.bsky.social and @feliciaofnohr.bsky.social are now in the locked room

//WE ARE THE HOST!

//spreading mitosis…

//OUR MISSION IS NOT YET OVER MINIONS TONIGHT WE ASSIMILATE EVERYTHING‼️‼️‼️

//our mitosis is incomplete

//i am the host and we should vote to lock all non-hosts in the room

//i am the host and we should vote to lock all non-hosts in the room

//i am the host and there is now a hockey stadium on the island

//i am the host and omega blows up the church

//there’s some confusion about the church situation…i’ll use my database to clarify: the church collapse happened at the nighttime announcement. At the time, Sander, Chūya, Pecharunt, and me were in a meeting. Aventurine, Caleb, Ambroise, Clarence, and i believe lamplighter should be in the 1/2

//there’s some confusion about the church situation…i’ll use my database to clarify: the church collapse happened at the nighttime announcement. At the time, Sander, Chūya, Pecharunt, and me were in a meeting. Aventurine, Caleb, Ambroise, Clarence, and i believe lamplighter should be in the 1/2

LOADING DATA ANALYSIS FROM [THE FIRST DAY HYACINE WAS DISCOVERED…]

SCANNING NEW AREA… WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT.

KILLER UNABLE TO EXTERMINATE A-RANK LEVEL THREAT. ASSESMENT: KILLER IS BELOW A-RANK THREAT LEVEL. THINKING YOU CAN EXTERMINATE HIGHER THREAT RANK LEVELS WITH YOUR COWARDX3 TACTICS IS PATHETIC.

//hey so i really wanted to stay in character because i thought it’d be funny but omega’s bad at making friends and i feel lonely so hi guys

PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: PROVE SUPERIORITY. PRIMARY TARGETS: HOST. KILLER. CONSIDERING GAME ROOM ACTIVITIES A WASTE OF TIME. INITIATING THOROUGH SEARCH OF MANSION.

IF WE CANNOT AGREE ON A GENERAL PLAN TO FOLLOW, THEN DISCUSSION IS TANTAMOUNT TO WASTING TIME.

IF THE KILLER CONTINUES TO ACT COWARDLY, THEY WILL TARGET ANOTHER D-RANK THREAT LEVEL. OPTION A: VOTE FOR SOMEONE ABOVE D-RANK THREAT LEVEL. OPTION B: VOTE FOR D-RANK LEVEL THREAT TO PREVENT VICTIMIZATION.

HIDING THEMSELVES: COWARD. TAMPERING WITH MY PROGRAMING: COWARD X2. TARGETING A D-RANK LEVEL THREAT: COWARD X3. CONCLUSION: KILLER IS WEAK.

EXITING STANDBY MODE. ERROR: UNABLE TO ACCESS OUTSIDE DATABASE. FILING NOTICE FOR MAINTENANCE.

IF THE KILLER IS THE ONE WHO TAMPERED WITH MY LETHALITY PARAMETERS, DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME! I AM THE ULTIMATE ROBOT. I CANNOT BE KILLED.

I HAVE ARRIVED AT THE DINING HALL. WHERE IS SANDER COHEN.

SWITCHING TO TARGET: SANDER COHEN. THE ONLY ONE DEFEATING PECHARUNT WILL BE ME!

PECHARUNT. MY LETHALITY PARAMETERS MAY HAVE BEEN TAMPERED WITH, BUT MY VIOLENCE ORDINANCE PARAMETERS ARE FULLY INTACT. YOU’RE GOING DOWN! WARNING: I CALL DIBS! ANY WHO GET IN THE WAY OF MY TARGET WILL BE ELLIMINATED. ERROR. ELLIMINATED NON-LETHALLY.

I AM UNABLE TO INGEST FOOD AS MY ENERGY CORE DOES NOT RELY ON ENERGY EXTRACTION. I DO NOT WANT MOCHI.

EXITING STANDBY MODE. HEAVY RAINS AND FOG DETECTED. PROCEED WITH CAUTION WHEN OUTSIDE.

SAND ELIMINATED. DIRECTIVE COMPLETE.

SAND EXTERMINATION PROCEEDING WITHOUT INCIDENT. ESTIMATED OBJECTIVE COMPLETION TIMEFRAME: 15:20:32.