UPS will not deliver inside two buildings on Staten Island where its drivers were assaulted decades ago. Residents are suing.

“No reasonable person could believe that Comey intended to threaten the president via seashells," a DOJ official told me. "Everyone at this DOJ should be ashamed. I know I am.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

If humans could cum on demand like squid ink... It would be just... nuts.

There is no Trump Derangement Syndrome, only Trans Derangement Syndrome.

Sorry, gonna need to escalate your support issue to our AI Expert on AI Experts, whom I assure you, is definitely not 3 AIs in a trenchcoat

Sorry, gonna need to escalate your support issue to our AI Expert on AI Experts, whom I assure you, is definitely not 3 AIs in a trenchcoat

If gender were binary I'd reformat it to .zip just to fuck with TERFs

AI can gargle my B A L L S .

Realizing that your favorite porn video of all time wouldn't exist if it weren't for the pandemic is a literal mindfuck in two different ways

Imagine being this fucking stupid. I know it's hard, but just try to imagine it. I did and now my head hurts fam

The existence of the term "the straight dope" implies the existence of "the gay dope", "the bi dope" "the queer dope", "the...

Has Trump said anything about his former “spiritual leader”, Robert Morris, who was just sentenced to 6 months in prison for sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl? Will the media even bother to ask him?

We can fund health care and keep the government running, or we can shut everything down to raise prices on people. To me, that’s a pretty easy choice.

god that’s cool

BILL NYE THE TERM DOPE GUYYYY /j

Imagine being this fucking stupid. I know it's hard, but just try to imagine it. I did and now my head hurts fam

The existence of the term "the straight dope" implies the existence of "the gay dope", "the bi dope" "the queer dope", "the...

The real hawk tuah coin was the skeets we made along the way

U bring the rizz n I'll make the jizz.

Do you fuck with the war?

Realizing that your favorite porn video of all time wouldn't exist if it weren't for the pandemic is a literal mindfuck in two different ways

U bring the rizz n I'll make the jizz.

The real hawk tuah coin was the skeets we made along the way

This post did not get nearly as much recognition as it deserves.

Do you know what the odds are of the Chiefs winning the Superbowl? Me neither bitch I'm just a fucking science guy, not a statistician.

Oh my god it's noted science guy Bill Nye

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: When we said we were going for damage, not accuracy, it was, in fact, opposite day"

I have replaced one (1) of the beverages in your home with Panera electric lemonade

The BBC is exclusively funded through a tax on BBC porn. The British still take a cut of everything because they can't stop being imperialist pigs

Do you fuck with the war?

If gender were binary I'd reformat it to .zip just to fuck with TERFs