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The New York Times
about 1 month ago
UPS will not deliver inside two buildings on Staten Island where its drivers were assaulted decades ago. Residents are suing.
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UPS Won’t Bring Packages to Their Doors. Some Are Fed Up.
The United Parcel Service will not deliver inside two buildings on Staten Island where its drivers were assaulted decades ago. Residents are suing.
https://nyti.ms/3P4yvId
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Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray”
about 1 month ago
“No reasonable person could believe that Comey intended to threaten the president via seashells," a DOJ official told me. "Everyone at this DOJ should be ashamed. I know I am.”
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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Legal experts shellshocked over new Comey indictment
The Justice Department says former FBI Director James Comey threatened to kill the president. But experts told NBC News his Instagram post showing seashells assembled to read "8647" shouldn't have res...
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/legal-experts-shellshocked-new-comey-indictment-rcna342583
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If humans could cum on demand like squid ink... It would be just... nuts.
about 1 month ago
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There is no Trump Derangement Syndrome, only Trans Derangement Syndrome.
2 months ago
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Sorry, gonna need to escalate your support issue to our AI Expert on AI Experts, whom I assure you, is definitely not 3 AIs in a trenchcoat
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3 months ago
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Sorry, gonna need to escalate your support issue to our AI Expert on AI Experts, whom I assure you, is definitely not 3 AIs in a trenchcoat
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3 months ago
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If gender were binary I'd reformat it to .zip just to fuck with TERFs
over 2 years ago
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AI can gargle my B A L L S .
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3 months ago
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Realizing that your favorite porn video of all time wouldn't exist if it weren't for the pandemic is a literal mindfuck in two different ways
over 1 year ago
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Imagine being this fucking stupid. I know it's hard, but just try to imagine it. I did and now my head hurts fam
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8 months ago
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The existence of the term "the straight dope" implies the existence of "the gay dope", "the bi dope" "the queer dope", "the...
over 1 year ago
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Republicans Against Trumpism
8 months ago
Has Trump said anything about his former “spiritual leader”, Robert Morris, who was just sentenced to 6 months in prison for sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl? Will the media even bother to ask him?
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Governor Tim Walz
8 months ago
We can fund health care and keep the government running, or we can shut everything down to raise prices on people. To me, that’s a pretty easy choice.
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Miles Klee 🦉
8 months ago
god that’s cool
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✧Lani✧
9 months ago
BILL NYE THE TERM DOPE GUYYYY /j
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Imagine being this fucking stupid. I know it's hard, but just try to imagine it. I did and now my head hurts fam
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8 months ago
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The existence of the term "the straight dope" implies the existence of "the gay dope", "the bi dope" "the queer dope", "the...
over 1 year ago
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The real hawk tuah coin was the skeets we made along the way
over 1 year ago
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U bring the rizz n I'll make the jizz.
over 1 year ago
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Do you fuck with the war?
over 2 years ago
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Realizing that your favorite porn video of all time wouldn't exist if it weren't for the pandemic is a literal mindfuck in two different ways
over 1 year ago
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U bring the rizz n I'll make the jizz.
over 1 year ago
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The real hawk tuah coin was the skeets we made along the way
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
This post did not get nearly as much recognition as it deserves.
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Do you know what the odds are of the Chiefs winning the Superbowl? Me neither bitch I'm just a fucking science guy, not a statistician.
over 2 years ago
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Betty Finn
over 2 years ago
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Consort
over 2 years ago
Oh my god it's noted science guy Bill Nye
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: When we said we were going for damage, not accuracy, it was, in fact, opposite day"
over 2 years ago
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈
over 2 years ago
I have replaced one (1) of the beverages in your home with Panera electric lemonade
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The BBC is exclusively funded through a tax on BBC porn. The British still take a cut of everything because they can't stop being imperialist pigs
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over 2 years ago
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Do you fuck with the war?
over 2 years ago
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If gender were binary I'd reformat it to .zip just to fuck with TERFs
over 2 years ago
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