I uh also got my first blahaj… totally unrelated I promise

I GOT MY ESTROGEN!!!

We shaved off the eyebrows

“You’ve never even held anyone’s hand, right?” - Shi Qingxaun “Hua Cheng Hua Cheng Hua Cheng” - Xie lian “… How about kissing, surely you haven’t kissed anyone?!” “Hua Cheng Hua Cheng Hua Cheng Hua Cheng Hua Cheng Hua Cheng” - Xie lian Everyone else - “this is madness let’s stab the virgin”

The best part of my job is dead. The do not call list does not apply to survey research. X.X

Also I’m really close to finishing book three, I want more visuals of hc when he’s alive tho. Sweet baby.

Can someone explain why Monday is cursed, it’s been thoroughly explored in the media and yet! After 12 hours of sleep on a Sunday I still wake up like I’m trying to dance along to thriller stoned off my ass.

coworker e: are you writing PORN coworker t: you write porn? coworker e: DEB HAS A KEYBOARD THAT BLUETOOTH CONNECTS TO HER PHONE, SO IT LOOKS LIKE TO EVERYONE ELSE, SHE TAP TAP TAPPING AWAY AT WORK. BUT IN TRUTH. SHES WRITING. M O T H P O R N. coworker s: and no one would believe you e: I KNOW

I know I’m evil for being someone who calls people for a living… *not even selling anything* but can people not interrupt me with a very loud “HELLO?” After my first five words? No robot can sound this innocent 😇

screaming over my own drawing THEMTHEMTHEM

What I wanted to happen in the sinners pit… 👉👈 #tcgf

Just got done with the first volume of heavenly officials blessing. I’m obsessed with the sheer queer tension in every chapter. I hope Xie Lang doesn’t have to wait too long to see his simp. #tcgf

Hi I’m ashe! I have no what to put for intros… I’m 19, lgtbq+, nerospicy and will annoy the shit out of you. So, yeah, nothing to see here.