maddie
@dizzyite.bsky.social
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Im Just Clowning Around (she/they)
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maddie
゚:*:✼✿ bluebird ✿✼:*゚:༅。.
3 months ago
im peeing this piss.. For all of us. For everyone who never got the chance to pee
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none of these people posting are DSA members youre just a deeply psychotic wrecker
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3 months ago
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even at my lois im a family guy 🖤🥀🥀
3 months ago
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bitches will read bell hooks once and try to outwoke you in a discussion with 9 sentences in a row starting with “i think” and “i feel”
5 months ago
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🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
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6 months ago
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the F students are the inventors
6 months ago
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soy right quickly turning raw milk and saying the r word into eating epic bacon and calling someone a douche nozzle
8 months ago
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fuck fascists im takin fat shits
8 months ago
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why did they add this to wikipedia? who wanted a feature that flings you to the top of the page when you try to highlight anything?
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8 months ago
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guy who can only speak in mixed idioms: well… when life gives you romans..
10 months ago
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dxm is what hardcore kids call direct messages nowadays
11 months ago
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probably feels good as fuck to be a pirate and yell “thar she blows”
11 months ago
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mr singal, the frequency with which you respond to weird freaks coupled with your outright refusal to engage with honest critiques (me!) is starting to make me question your integrity.
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12 months ago
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mr singal i only ask for a reasoned debate! why do you think the track record of eagerly accepting the premises of far right arguments is so winning that you would stake your public reputation on it to this degree?
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12 months ago
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santandrew dice claus: have a holly jolly christmas, its the best time of the year…all my elves make all those toys by doin a bunch of gear! OHH!!!
12 months ago
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santandrew dice claus: jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.. i picked up mrs claus and fucked her in my sleigh! OH!!!!
12 months ago
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the inventor of the epub file format is in hell right now being tortured for eternity
12 months ago
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vote blue no matter who? with the candidates these days, its more like vote blue no matter POO!
about 1 year ago
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beef stew? more like beef POO!!
about 1 year ago
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new jersey? more like poo jersey!
about 1 year ago
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new york city? more like poo york shitty!
about 1 year ago
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bluesky..? more like poosky!
about 1 year ago
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just found out about vlad the impaler. wow.. apparently you dont get a nickname like that for no reason!
about 2 years ago
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its crazy how its completely legal to ask someone if they want to smoke but actually be offering them a cig and not weed
about 2 years ago
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thin line flags are the conservative pride flag equivalent
about 2 years ago
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the government doesnt let me sell half my brain cause they know i would be way too Powerful if i had enough money to buy the Two of Mes two Big Milkshake
about 2 years ago
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trandrew dyke clay: jack and jill went up the hill.. to take their ESTROGEN PILL!!! OHHH!!!!
over 2 years ago
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mcdonalds should let you eat the Pink Sludge. they should have a soft serve Pink Sludge machine and metal buckets to eat out of
over 2 years ago
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trandrew dyke clay: hickory dickory dock.. I CUT OFF MY COCK! OHH!!!
over 2 years ago
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The LBGTQ+ community gets a whole month celebrating them meanwhile our Boys in Blue only get a single day
over 2 years ago
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society if we could poop without also peeing
over 2 years ago
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cancel culture has gotten so bad these days even FLIGHTS are getting canceled
over 2 years ago
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Late Night Talks On These
over 2 years ago
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