im peeing this piss.. For all of us. For everyone who never got the chance to pee

none of these people posting are DSA members youre just a deeply psychotic wrecker

even at my lois im a family guy 🖤🥀🥀

bitches will read bell hooks once and try to outwoke you in a discussion with 9 sentences in a row starting with “i think” and “i feel”

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the F students are the inventors

soy right quickly turning raw milk and saying the r word into eating epic bacon and calling someone a douche nozzle

fuck fascists im takin fat shits

why did they add this to wikipedia? who wanted a feature that flings you to the top of the page when you try to highlight anything?

guy who can only speak in mixed idioms: well… when life gives you romans..

dxm is what hardcore kids call direct messages nowadays

probably feels good as fuck to be a pirate and yell “thar she blows”

mr singal, the frequency with which you respond to weird freaks coupled with your outright refusal to engage with honest critiques (me!) is starting to make me question your integrity.

mr singal i only ask for a reasoned debate! why do you think the track record of eagerly accepting the premises of far right arguments is so winning that you would stake your public reputation on it to this degree?

santandrew dice claus: have a holly jolly christmas, its the best time of the year…all my elves make all those toys by doin a bunch of gear! OHH!!!

santandrew dice claus: jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.. i picked up mrs claus and fucked her in my sleigh! OH!!!!

the inventor of the epub file format is in hell right now being tortured for eternity

vote blue no matter who? with the candidates these days, its more like vote blue no matter POO!

beef stew? more like beef POO!!

new jersey? more like poo jersey!

new york city? more like poo york shitty!

bluesky..? more like poosky!

just found out about vlad the impaler. wow.. apparently you dont get a nickname like that for no reason!

its crazy how its completely legal to ask someone if they want to smoke but actually be offering them a cig and not weed

thin line flags are the conservative pride flag equivalent

the government doesnt let me sell half my brain cause they know i would be way too Powerful if i had enough money to buy the Two of Mes two Big Milkshake

trandrew dyke clay: jack and jill went up the hill.. to take their ESTROGEN PILL!!! OHHH!!!!

mcdonalds should let you eat the Pink Sludge. they should have a soft serve Pink Sludge machine and metal buckets to eat out of

trandrew dyke clay: hickory dickory dock.. I CUT OFF MY COCK! OHH!!!

The LBGTQ+ community gets a whole month celebrating them meanwhile our Boys in Blue only get a single day

society if we could poop without also peeing

cancel culture has gotten so bad these days even FLIGHTS are getting canceled

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