Pupdate: I had a biiiiig accident :c Very-very oapy before bedtime 😖

And of course, life imitates art, I’m padded up and had my paci in! Babies don’t use big kid words! And mala was closeby ❤️ the ideal VRChat night~

I love that *puppy bliss* of being the kiddo that needs to be watched at the VRC party 😇 Constantly being checked for my soggy diaper, making sure my paci is in, life is good… 😌

Love making new friends in VRChat :3 I hardly hop on these days, but I just couldn't say no this time!

Yeah, I bought her a harness, but it looks good on her! And, now she's portable!

I'm thinking a big oat-mess is in order... I've been itching to try out some new stuff lately... 😈

Mornings with Mala are always the best ❤️

For additional context on this; this is (part) of what I'm doing with it: I have my friends' plushies (the important ones) tagged in here, that way I can remember details about them that I find cute 😊 But then it extends past that; they're *related* and findable through the plush!

I love how my media collection has gotten to the point where someone can ask for something and I'll have it available on Plex in less than an hour, transcoded to AV1 and ready to watch. 🪄

“Plushsitting” for a friend loosely translates to: I’m gonna hump the stuffing out of this thing and make a mess all over it before I have to send it back. 😇

Odd question; but is it socially acceptable to use software like a PRM (Personal Relationship Manager) to keep track of your friends' details? I have a hard time keeping track, especially of interests and interactions, and sometimes it's just nice to have something to reference and put data into.

I hope you two enjoy the “get along package” while I’m at daycare today 😇

Blue line? What blue line? Aghh noooo not again… 😵‍💫

This just might be me, but does anyone else ever just look at a plush and think: "Man, I wonder how big it's dick would be" 🤤 It's usually something I think about my bigger plushies, but huff~ Part of me wants to get one modded with a plush-peen one day, but I need to find a good maker.

The ultimate petty revenge: I got a tariff bill in the mail from FedEx yesterday, and was pretty peeved they took 3 months to send it to me after receiving the package to the point where I decided: "I'm gonna write a check, and send it the slowest way possible >:(" That'll show them... 😎

People like this, really need to find better things to do with their lives ;)

Goooosh, how embarrassing... You know, @kotanu.bsky.social, you don't have to embarrass me this much every time you change me... 😖 🎨: @goodboyliger.com

Mmm Boulder, you’re such a big boy… Someone got lots of love this morning, enough to get me yowling and thwumping 🥴 Rrrrff!~

Sent that picture of Mala in my backseat to some friends, and one chimed in with "Where's her carseat? She's definitely not old enough for a seatbelt yet" And I responded with "Yeah, you have a good point there, she does need a carseat... And, if I got one, my coworkers would think I have kids." 🤣

Today's new word: "Plushlationship" - the relationship you share with a plush, typically with one you have deep admiration for, or have shared positive experiences with.

Going from the least-diaperbrained dog in the pack to the most has been a wild ride over the last couple of years. I recall a time where I was very coy about wearing, or wore very periodically. Now I wear daily, and love it. Boy how the tables turn don't they, I guess I found my passion lol.

One of my favorite things about these Jaag giants is just the *crushing feeling* you wake up to in the morning. It's just so extra-cozy, and feels so good ❤️

It’s all part of my elaborate middle-core bedroom energy-vibe I have going on 😇 I looooove being cozy, and the *setting* really makes or breaks the headspace for me!

Man, I’ve been itching to recreate this picture since I got you Boulder :c No oats tonight, but still capturing the feeling so well 🥺

Man, I feel old for saying that I love devouring some good blackberry-jam toast as a before bed snack... 😞 It's just so good, light bit of butter, on a thick slice of toast, with a thick spread of blackberry jam...

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Mala is very much so over this trip 🙄 “Are we there yet? Why are your pants on? I’m bored”

Post club-diaper, rrrrff! Buzzy time!

You know what, I had a good time! I had one drink, my friends were tamer than I thought and I had a blast!

Is it rational to go somewhere with some good friends, but not participate in things you’re not comfortable with? I’m not a drinker, it sounds like the people I’m traveling with are more interested in getting fucked up than enjoying an authentic experience. It just all grosses me out 😵‍💫

Holy fwumper! 😵‍💫

Finally made the pilgrimage to Fizzy Fox soda with some friendos ;3

Update: So soggy… 😇

Pissing infront of the cop car in Saint Elmo to establish dominance. 😇

Road trip!

Loving your plush ❤️ Lusting over someone else's plush 🥴

That’s it, burry your muzzle in my padding Mala… Rrrff~ I’m pitching a tent here… Perhaps we should have some fun…

coworker: let's make a playlist for our trip to Ohio! open link: WTF LOL

Chat, is it appropriate to refer to my nuts as "kibble and bits" lol?

Man, I feel beyond silly shopping dog accessory websites for my stuffed animals. I was eBay surfing, and originally was just browsing my recents to see if anything peeked my interest, but then I came across a harness, and thought "Man, that'd look good on Mala!" What is wrong with me lol.

Boulder’s collar is done! Excited to welcome him to the pack very soon! 😁

Appointment went well today, being referred. Felt assured though, primary said I shouldn’t be going through what I’m going through and not doing anything about it. Glad to be finally seeking help. 😌

Is it bad if the first thing I wanted to do with Boulder was hump him? He just looks so... Humpable... 😖

Eughhh - back at daycare today, I'd rather be at home in a diaper cuddling Mala though. Had a hard time pulling myself out of bed this morning... 🥺

Awruff~ So huffy and soggy this morning~ I wish I had a puppy around to bury their snout in this…

In other news - local fops claims mala’s acclaimed bedtime slot:

Sorry buddy, rules are rules, gotta protect the pack 🥺 See you in a few days ❤️

Home at last ❤️ I think... I'll call you "Boulder"!

Was mowing the lawn this morning and had the song from lion king stuck in my head "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" Not sure how that wound up there, last time I watched that movie over a year ago lol.

Still cooking on my fall-trip for this year, I'd love to go to California if anyone's willing to host a little sheppy for ~5 days 😇 He's er... somewhat potty trained (not at all) and loves to explore! Would be looking at flying in sometime in September 👀