Anyways yeah I edit for Schaffrillas now

One of my chickens like to alarm when she sees blue jays. At first I didn't get it cause like the jays aren't going to hurt you chicken you're much bigger than them, then I remembered that I scream at weird bugs so I guess we have that in commen chicken.

Silksong is great but I don't think I can ever do a second playthrough

Made this as a joke please tell me there's an audience for it

New gender neutral bathroom just dropped

I rewatched my elden ring video holy shit I'm actually smart as fuck

Editting is actually really fun even though its incredibly tedious

Sometimes I think about how my pet duck has an emotional reassurance bucket and I get jealous. It's even the same color as her bill. Gracie, my life will never be as fulfilled as yours.

I drank an energy drink at like 9pm last night and its effects have not worn off yet holy jeebus

My dad is so deaf he didn't realize that squeaky toy chicken made that noise constantly

Sometimes I think how crazy it is that I have little tiny dinosaurs in my backyard that sound like a squeaky toy

Parents left to go on a road trip which means I get two days home alone to myself which means I can legally grab one of my chickens and put them on the counter and be like chicken on da counter and no one can stop me except for the chicken

The funniest thing about the men screaming male loneliness epidemic is that they would cry if they learned that gender and woman's studies degree holders are some of the best people to understand and know how to fix it.

Been playing through date everything. This game really got me screaming about how I want to fuck the utensils.

Got my laptop working again but also no it doesn't

Birthday poem because I need to write more poems

Birthday!

The kid I used to babysit tried to hit me up. Like sir. Baby. You are in high school. I used to babysit you. No. Lmao. You are baby.

My bestie demoted me. I am now second place to the Snapchat hotdog.

My parents want to charge me rent for living in their house which is so nice to hear especially because I don't have a job or money right now because I just moved home

Got a new microphone only to discover it sounds like shit 😃👍

Also I described my music taste to someone as white people shit and they were very confused when I clarified I meant I've been listening to a lot of Finnish music recently.

I love having safety pin earrings. I hate having to explain to people why it's bad to put real safety pins in your ears.

Rat part 2 babyyyy youtu.be/Zmpv6GBEfdQ

Still making my way through expedition 33. It really is just like JRPG but French.

I've been playing expedition 33 and let me tell you Gustave is my new scrimblo or whatever the online people say.

Interesting update on the rat video I now have enough information to do a part 2 I'd just need some time to think it out and expand upon it

Got a sourdough sammy and kombucha like a true Californian

Never mind the movers forgot they were supposed to come today

Today is my last day in Chicago. Packing has been taking forever but the movers are coming today. I'm gonna miss this city :(

Calling it now there's gonna be a lot of hyper online discourse about how we should normalize women being pregnant but like in the mpreg community.

I'm gonna miss you 89 cent Arizonas...

I can pin comments now

Gock from a bitch who work at Geico

Got fucked up drunk at a party and on the Uber ride home I wrote a short personal essay and I read it this morning and its actually pretty decent. The fact that my writing style is so ingrained in me I can do it drunk is kinda cool.

One issue I've always had with half online half in person spaces is that as soon as people find out my real name its the only thing they call me. Fuck that. If you met me as Cori, then you know me as Cori.

Someone on tumblr said this is what unmedicated ADHD feels like. It is

Dude the Cuphead show is literally so amazing in every possible way except it's written for 5 year olds. Like the animation and backgrounds are so well done and the music expands upon the boss themes so well and the voice acting but then cuphead goes like doh im stupid im a lil guy and its like :/

New poem just dropped

God damn the comments on my videos are always so heartfelt 😭

Art time babyyyyyyy youtu.be/LNKw1iFq-I4

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE MAN WHO I WAITED ALONE WITH AT THE TRAIN STATION FOR 20 MINUTES WHO HELPED ME GET INTO THE BUILDING WAS A FUCKING SERIAL KILLER?!?!? HOLY FUCK!!!!!!

Trying to find a roommate. Found a 4bd 1bth and would need other people. Unfortunately I can't find people who's leases line up. This shit frustrating.

I volunteer as an ESL Tutor to prepare students for the american citizenship interview/test. USCIS is not letting our students become citizens. They pass their tests but are told "a decision could not be made" or receive faulty tests. We've started locking the doors to prevent ICE from coming in.

If you guys aren't hyped as FUCK for this next video I'm gonna be so mad at you. So so mad. Peeved even. Maybe a little sad.

Its really cool how sometimes you can just reach out to youtubers and they reply back :)

Accidentally convinced my coworkers I somehow know both German and Ukranian. I don't know either language. Don't know how I managed to do that.

I showed my nudes to two different people this week and they were like oh my god your nudes are so artsy and pretty and well done that I now have to step up my game.

I think I'm good at poetry