We’ll finish no worse than 9th…confident we will finish above Chelsea. If I had said that last summer, you would have asked me what I was smoking. #EVE #EVERTON

Merlin for McNeil the rest of the way, please. #EVE #EVERTON

3 in a row, giving up a stoppage time goal. Just great 🤯😵‍💫🤬 #EVE #EVERTON

Have to admit Illy hasn’t been the same since AFCON. #EVE #EVERTON

Trump’s Supreme Court just gutted the Voting Rights Act. Decades of hard-fought voting rights progress – gone. MAGA is deliberately silencing voters who will stand with Democrats to take back the House and STOP Trump for good. Which means the stakes of this Midterm just went through the roof.

Man City next. 3 game losing streak at just the wrong moment. #EFC

After last night I give up. This is really a Team of Shitheads. Sure, let’s score the go-ahead goal in the 89th minute and then needlessly celebrate for 5 minutes so time can be added on so their GOALIE can score in the 96th. I totally give up. This organization sucks, from top to bottom. #DOOP

Moyes: “The players did very well”…translation: “they tried really hard, but we have a lot of incompetent dead wood that must be cleared out if we are to progress further” #EVERTON

When all is said and done, we need a playmaker if we are to progress as a club. #Everton

Everton set piece coaching sucks. Pretty obvious they were going to drop that corner right on Pickford’s head, why was Tarky having to wrestle with 2 guys? Moyes’s point of weakness as a coach #EVERTON

Get McNeil off. Offers nothing offensively, has proven today he’s a total defensive liability. #Everton

Nice to have NBC have a Red Shit cocksucker giving commentary. #Everton

It seems the Premier league is having a slow motion purge of officials, dumping old ones, and bringing in some new ones (who look better to me). Now if they only would get rid of Tierney, Kavanaugh and Attwell, there would be a big improvement. #Everton #UTFT

Kai Wagner destroyed Wrexham today with Birmingham City. He was brilliant. Happy to see him this best. #DOOP

Send George back to Chelsea. Moyes outsmarted himself putting him in #UTFT #Everton

What the f was Tarky doing? #UTFT

Before the game I said Sery is terrible. Watch the losing goal—proved my point. Get rid, now #DOOP

Atrocious. I just can’t watch these any longer. Bye bye Shield winners. Hello Spoon losers. #DOOP

They are really superb at pointing at and blaming each other. #DOOP

I would rather never see this Sery guy again. #DOOP

For those touting Ben White for #EFC this summer, after today’s FA Cup performance, think again.

I just love singing the blues When Everton don’t play And Liverpool lose. #EFC

“The Fuhrer is always right. Obey the Fuhrer. Motherhood is the highest expression of womanhood.The soldier is the highest expression of manhood.”—Robert Ley, head of German Labor Front, X-mas 1939, quoted in Buruma, Staying Alive (2025) SOUND FAMILIAR?

What’s that definition of insanity, Bradley? Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a better result? Ok, he doesn’t have the players, but the formation? He has got to change it. #DOOP

Clueless defending. #DOOP

Boy has Iloski tapered off this season. #Doop

This match will be decided by Chelsea’s subs (Garnacho etc)—because their starting 11 have sucked. #EVE #EFc #Everton

This team has nothing. Wooden Spoon contenders. #DOOP

I knew he was bluffing about Jarrad at the presser. Tarky is a head scratcher. Going to be a long afternoon. Here comes the first away goal conceded from a corner. #UTFT #everton

A 12th team in one league + an 8th place team in another = one shitty game of football. #DOOP

The ref was everything wevexpect from CONCACEF

Vassilev sucks the big one.

Sorry, but I’m starting to think this Agniello is just a thinner Vassilev. #DOOP

The Union are so bad even Tannenwald in the Inquirer doesn’t report on them anymore it seems. (He’s covering college sports and women’s soccer instead—yeesh.) #DOOP

Sequera…another one I never want to see again. #DOOP

Iloski corners suck tonight #DOOP

Both outside backs horrendous tonight. #DOOP

It pains me, but EVERY ONE of the guys they have brought in is underwhelming, especially Sery. And then there is Indy…#Doop

Temu Werner LOL. #DOOP

Going to need a better 2nd half and at least one more goal. #UTFT

I’m waiting for some Senator to ask Noem “Do you take it in the ass from Corey?”

Has anyone found out what Makhanya’s red card was all about? Seems like it decided the game. #DOOP

Prediction: although this shitty team is the front office’s fault, not his, Carnell will be sacked by the summer (just like his time in St Loo). You can almost feel it’s coming already. #DOOP

Vassilev is the worst player in the league. #DOOP

I have questions about this Sery guy. #DOOP

I’m keeping my fingers crossed for Ndinga, but so far our off-season picks haven’t seemed very good. #DOOP

Does Man U employ that effing bitch who was commentating next to Osman? #EFC

The season can only get better. Right? Right? RIGHT?? #DOOP

@jtannenwald.bsky.social At the post-game presser, ask Carnell when they will get a real left back, please. Thnx.

Halftime changes: Cavan for Vassilev, my grandma for Sunstrum. #DOOP