@velshi.com Don’t you think it’s time to resign from the board at the Constitution Center after the way they’ve treated Jeff Rosen?

I think today we found out about Merlin Rohl. Breakout game #EVE #EVERTON

When Thomas Frank gets sacked (today?) we should hire him and kick Moyes upstairs to general manager or some such position.

What the hell is wrong with Tarky lately? At this rate if Jarrad ever comes back, Tarky will be fourth choice. #Everton #EFC

I’m afraid Tim has shown his true lack of talent today. Really poor. #EVE #UTT

No Grealish? WTF? #EVE

Today was the day Jake got found out. Very poor. #Notarightback #UTFT

#EVE Njaye and Gana off to AFCON, KDH does his hamstring. DEPLETED

#EVE we’re gonna lose this one. Bournemouth will bring on their good offensive players (Evanilson, Tavernier) when we get tired. 3-0 Bournemouth. Also, never seen Illy look so bad in an Everton shirt—looks sick.

3 game suspension for Gana? #EVE

This is almost as absurd a ref decision as the Niasse simulation bullshit

Season ending #DOOP thoughts: 1. We will never win the cup with Sugarturd as owner. 2. Need to replace Blake, Glesnes, Uhre with younger and/or better. 3. Pray Quinn makes a full recovery b/c Vassilev ain’t the answer. 4. Damiani is tough and works very hard, but he’s not the scorer we need. 1/2

Makhanya and Glesnes sucking tonight. #DOOP

Per J. Tannenwald, Tai Baribo and wife had a baby girl. Maazel Tov. #DOOP

Adventures in Screenwriting: [Ext. Epstein mansion] Two underage, topless girls, giggling and point to the stain on DT’s pants. That’s some peak season finale shit right there.

#DOOP 3 Pigeon breakaways and some rugged defending. Nothing else. We can beat these.

Why were they jumping around at the end? Not a lot to be happy about from where I sit. #DOOP

#DOOP Do we think they have been practicing PKs, because we’ll likely need them to beat these tonight.

#DOOP can someone do something to Vassilev at halftime so we never have to see him ever again?

@meisarch.bsky.social Dan, I recently returned to Philly after traveling to L’pool to see the match vs Crystal Palace. I simply want to thank you for creating the most amazing environment at HillD. I know all Evertonians are grateful for your amazing work and will be in debt to you forever. UTT

Well, Tori Penso proves she’s not even as good as Chris Penso, and he sucks balls. #DOOP

Bedoya and especially Makhanya have their heads up their asses tonight. #Doop

They better find the $ in January for a striker. #EVE #UTFT

I think it’s a mistake to play Jake vs Doku. Would prefer Garner at RB. #UTFT #EVE

We looked a lot better with Garner at RB than Jake. Need to look at that permanently. #EVE

Just arrived from the US, excited to see the match tomorrow. Anyone ever take the bus from Liverpool One or Lime St to the stadium? Long queues or manageable? Thanks for any advice. #EVE #UTFT

O’Brien was horrible. That is all. #EVE

Yeah, we’re up by 3, but Lukic is playing with his head up his ass. He can be so disappointing. OTOH, Danley is everywhere. #DOOP

Look, he has to play these second team guys sometime. Better here than in the Prem. But the truth is, these guys suck. #EVE

Suddenly, Blake looks OLD. #DOOP

Starting to think Indy would be a good USL player #DOOP

@jimmykimmel.com fuck these fascists, Jimmy. We stand with you.

As soon as I realized Vancouver played on turf I knew it was over. We are the worst turf team imaginable. #DOOP

This game is vicious. Union holding their own. Ref is in over his head, could lose control at any minute. #Doop

Remember when this scumbag Cavanaugh gave Carlo a red after the game was over? So do I. This pen call was this year’s version of his fucking bullshit refereeing. #EVE

Carnell will blather post-game about how hard they played, etc., but that was an awful performance against a really shit team. Damiani is the goat for choking that penalty, but how does Carnell let him take it? That’s the season. #DOOP

Worst pen I’ve seen in a long time. Could be the whole season. Why didn’t Baribo take it? #DOOP

I’m sure he’s a nice kid and all, but playing Donovan is like playing with 10. #DOOP

It would really be something if Harrison came on late and scored the winner against us Monday. Do we really know if Moyes didn’t want him on loan anymore, or if Leeds wanted him back for their Prem return? #EVE

That new guy looked disinterested. Not the least impressed. #Doop

The night we lost the season. #Doop

Lukic comes on stinks out the joint. #Doop

Glesnes…some all-star. #Doop

Once Tarky and Jarrad are up to speed, Moyes MUST go with a back 3 (O’Brien) until they get a decent RB. No more messing around with Patterson. #EVE

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What’s wrong with Keano? #EVE

Can you imagine if we were playing a decent team? #doop

If Montreal had tied it after 94 minutes I would have been furious with Cavan Sullivan for the moronic barge in the corner. What the hell was he thinking? #doop

I don’t care that he scored the winner…Makhanya was absolutely terrible defensively tonight. #doop

I’m happy they are feasting on shit teams like NYRB, but I need to see them beat top 5 teams. #DOOP