If you actually think Thee Taylor Swift is encoding Nazi messages into her merch, there literally isn’t enough grass for you to go touch. Please seek help.

Somewhere in the mists of the not-so-distant past, a middle school bully utterly failed to do his job.

“From the river to the sea” was not a call for ceasefire. It was a call for the eradication of Israel.

She may not be President, but she’s *my* President.

100%. Mountainhead was basically a documentary.

Me anticipating my very racist aunt in Coeur d'Alene’s reaction to this development

Jesus Eugene Jerome Cornelius Christ, people are dumb. It was only the biggest tour in human history. Put down the molly and the poppers and educate yourself.

Next week on a very special Saved by the Bell: Jessie gets Kelly hooked on speed too.

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

The Teen, looking through my camera roll after the Conan Gray show: Dad, you’re sooooo not beating the allegations that you have a crush on Conan… (Reader, I never denied it.)

Demasiado rapido, Benito mi amor. Todavía no hablo español lo suficientemente bien! Pero estoy aprendiéndolo …

I need to figure out an AirPods hack that will let me listen to Taylor Swift and Conan Gray at the same time lol

Just confirmed - you can literally sing Ronnie Spector’s lead vocal from “Be My Baby” over the chorus of “Opalite.” Right down to the oh-oh-oh-ohs. Fucking iconic.

“Walking on Sunshine” or Deee-Lite’s “Power of Love”

There is nowhere near enough Taylor Swift on my skyline. ❤️‍🔥

In difficult times like these, I take comfort in the fact that I was pretty much born to have a teenage daughter.

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If you haven’t watched this yet, do yourself a favor. It’s a shot of pure joy, hope, and thoughtful reflection. Just delightful from start to finish. youtu.be/oRSLSzu4dD8?...

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I have never once had cause toregret my deep, fierce, and abiding love for Margaret Cho.

I don’t like to blow my own horn (I much prefer that someone else do it) but I just referred to Beth from The Queen’s Gambit as “Bizarro Amélie” and I felt like I needed to share that little gem with the world.

Peter Baker is either a credulous fool, a sniveling quisling, or a closet fascist. I can’t speak for anyone else, but a few sheet pan recipes and word games aren’t worth funding the destruction of our democracy by the very institutions that are meant to help safeguard it.

What a dumb time for you not to delete your dumb account.

“I’m With Her” is an evergreen statement. Period.

@rephuffman.bsky.social this is what you voted to honor when you voted in favor of a day honoring Charlie Kirk. As your constituent, I’m disgusted.

Didn’t get a screen grab, but I just canceled Disney+ and Hulu. Will I miss Only Murders in the Building, the MCU movies, and other stuff? Yes. Is it worth it? Hell yes.

They never complete the sentence, ie "...educators and students must face ideas we find offensive, such as the claim that Black women lack the brain processing power to fly planes or serve on the Supreme Court or that gay people should be stoned to death." Pretty telling that they don't!

JD Vance is doing the Reichstag Fire the right way. by Ezra Klein

This may be my favorite Emmys moment of all time. To see Michael Urie, Bowen Yang and Colman Domingo light up with joy at Jeff Hiller’s Emmy win last night is just so pure and wonderful. Even Harrison Ford is almost smiling.

We really need adult supervision…

We really need to have a serious national conversation about MAGA on MAGA crime. Where are the fathers?

I don’t condone what happened to Charlie Kirk. But Charlie Kirk actively, openly advocated for what happened to Charlie Kirk. He got for himself what he wanted for others.

Oh wow. Based on this excerpt, 107 Days is going to be that girl… I can hardly wait for my copy to arrive!

I clocked Medea when I met her at the SF Green Festival just after the 2008 election (before it became a glorified trade fair for water purifiers and energy bars). She wasn’t happy. President Obama wasn’t even in office, and she was already disappointed. That told me everything I needed to know.

Teen: AI is the fast-fashion version of a brain 🤝 Me: AI is the guy at the party who thinks he’s hilarious because of his Borat impression and ability to memorize a couple of Chris Rock bits

Kale is delicious if you make it right. I chiffonade and macerate it in a lemony red wine vinaigrette for about 20 minutes before serving. But only the dino/lacinato kind. Curly kale is trash. (Incidentally, a good chiffonade is the secret to collard greens too…)

I loved She-Hulk sooooo much … and I’m still waiting for a Madisynn/Wong buddy movie

Hang it in the Louvre

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They’re the same picture

The oldest piece of clothing I own is an Armani denim shirt that I bought in 1994. I’ve had to patch the elbows, but it’s still going strong and I’ll keep wearing it until it literally falls apart. RIP, Giò… che la terra ti sia lieve

Me watching “Thursday Murder Club”: I wonder if Pierce Brosnan ever had an awkward phase The Internet: bitch you WISH

This is the photo you take *after* the one where the camera steals your soul There’s got to be a portrait of him in an attic somewhere that looks like Jonathan Bailey 🤣💀 (h/t @annamaltese.bsky.social for posting this image)

Setting: Marin farmers market Teen: OMG I’m dying of heat prostration Me: OMG you and your mother are both so dramatic lol My partner: actually my mom is the one who used to say that, that’s where I got it Me: oh I see… so it’s generational drama …and, SCENE

This reminds me of the Palins’ designer shopping sprees during the 2008 campaign. Whiskey Tango gonna Whiskey Tango every single time.

“Bread is too spicy” New level of whiteness unlocked

Wow, Materialists is one of the most cynical films I’ve ever seen. The fact that we didn’t turn it off 2/3 of the way through is a testament to the (considerable) charm of the leads, but it still left a bad taste in my mouth. Chris’s haircut, though… 😍

The shade is as subtle and refined as the hand-finished seam on a well-made lapel 🤣

Instead of worrying about what might happen to him, I used to focus on a vision of President Obama celebrating his 100th birthday, surrounded by family and friends. And now I’m going to do the same for MVP.

Some piping hot takes: 1. Belly is not a good person. I know she’s the main character, but that doesn’t mean it’s OK for her to have main character syndrome. 2. There isn’t a single thing about the wedding that would have been better or easier if Susannah were still alive. 1/2