“We’re gonna run Venezuela” Bitch, you can’t even run the Kennedy Center.

Look, when the Teen tells you she approves of the fit, it would simply be folly not to document it.

chimmichurri, romesco, or Frank’s Red Hot and crumbled feta or blue cheese

Elf on a Shelf? No thanks. I’m OK with…

Teen (jokingly, to her mom): I knew you were the source of all my trauma! Me: I thought you said you weren’t a Freudian? Chat, when I tell you, the LOOK I got … I might not be safe in my own bed tonight!

The teen just told about her final exam in math. 6 out of the 10 questions were to be worked on with a partner, with each student submitting answers separately. The teacher will grade one set, at random. So 60% of her grade could be based on another student’s work. What? The? Fuck?

I love Leslie Jones with my whole heart.

Taylor Swift describing the Eras Tour vibe as “femininity without shame” is a perfect encapsulation of why I’d be ride or die for her even if I didn’t like her music, simply for what she means to my daughter.

I am not a religious man. But when I tell you that I’d be praying for a strong and sudden gust of wind…

Horse face meets horseshoe. Fuck both these grifters.

Happy belated Heather Day to all who celebrate! IYKYK…

Well this isn’t exactly what I’d call a surprise…

No, Stranger Things does not in fact have to kill any of the mains. But let me be clear: these two had better make it through without so much as a scratch, or I will not be responsible for my actions.

No spoilers, but Stranger Things S5 was 1000% worth the wait.

To become good at any creative or artistic endeavor, you have to be willing to suck at it for a while. AI robs you of the growth and learning that comes from the simple act of plugging away at something when you’re bloody awful at it. It isn’t gatekeeping to say there are no shortcuts in art.

Nobody was feeling turkey etc this year, so instead I made a Bolognese sauce that was so good we ate it out of bowls with a slice of sourdough bread on the side, like stew. You know, just like the First Thanksgiving.

I’m a career creative director who’s created more logos, packaging, websites, videos, publications, and campaigns than I can count. I’d rather see this kind of thing every single day over that slick, soulless, genAI slop you “designed” with a glorified chatbot. And it isn’t even close.

Khive, you know what to do …

This right here. They care more about keeping the peace in their family than doing what’s right. Hmmm… wasn’t there some guy who warned us about people who prefer a negative peace? I don’t remember his name, but he was a sharp dresser…

Good god, what an absolute abomination of a shirt. I didn’t realize Chess King was still in business. Also, is he lactating?

I keep thinking about how all it would’ve taken, after he said “quiet, piggy,” is for one man to ask him, “what the hell is wrong with you?” I’m under no illusions that it would actually shame him. But it would show how small and sad he really he is. And at this moment, that might be enough.

I want to live long enough to see the day when the smile is wiped from this rancid ghoul’s face for good.

I’ll happily cheer Margie Three Toes on as she attacks the loathsome child rapist currently defiling the White House. The more damage she inflicts, the better. But when the smoke clears, she’s still hateful trash. I have nothing for her besides a hearty Go Fuck Yourself, Marge.

BLOOP

Not trying to brag but I put a nice Apple box in the recycling bin today without a second thought

God bless Stephanie Miller

This child watched that god-awful Ryan Murphy show on *my* profile, so RIP my algorithm… If anybody needs me I’ll be searching “borstals Bay Area”

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What in the McPoyle family …?

I mean, downward momentum is still momentum…

Come on, California … let’s do this! 🤞🏼#prop50

Teen: Let’s watch Coco in honor of Día de Muertos Me: YES 💀 ** 72 minutes later ** Me: WHY DO WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES EVERY SINGLE YEAR 😭😭😭 Teen: 😭😭😭

Last one till next year

OBSESSED with this absolute queen #onlymurdersinthebuilding

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as Auntie Mame’s hydraulic sofas designed by Danish modernist Yul Ooloo?

Told y’all she was an op …

My vote, my time, my labor and my donations are hers until she tells me she doesn’t want them. I’m. With. Her.

Name a comfort film.

This is it, 100%. He did this because he knew it would shock, horrify and hurt us. Textbook abuser.

I hate that bloated trash goblin and the ghouls who surround him so much that I can actually feel it rising from my body like heat waves off asphalt.

When you’re “Anti-Fascist”… except when it comes to a dude who chose to have Nazi iconography etched permanently into his skin, and kept it there for 20+ years 🥴

If you’re defending or making excuses for a man who has had a Nazi tattoo on his chest for the past quarter century, it doesn’t matter whether you’re doing it from the left or the right. If you accept or normalize Nazism, you are a Nazi.

If a foreign government had done this, we’d have already declared war.

I never, ever liked Gwen Stefani. Even when, as a dutiful native Southern Californian, I tried to give No Doubt a shot, I just couldn’t get past my aversion to her. Not gonna lie, feeling pretty good about my instincts atm…

Grrr… the printer’s acting wonky so we won’t be carrying signs tomorrow. But I think they turned out quite well …

Taylor Swift’s Opalite necklace has 12 lightning bolts. Not 8. 12. 12 charms + the pendant = 13. Her favorite number. The math isn’t mathing quite as well now, is it? Feeling foolish yet?

I’m OK with that

If you actually think Thee Taylor Swift is encoding Nazi messages into her merch, there literally isn’t enough grass for you to go touch. Please seek help.

Somewhere in the mists of the not-so-distant past, a middle school bully utterly failed to do his job.

“From the river to the sea” was not a call for ceasefire. It was a call for the eradication of Israel.