Give South Korea every medal for skating to Lil Kim

Oh I don't like this slowed-down Offspring the Georgian team is using

Idk who the favorites are in ice dancing but it looks like Phebe Bekker has already taken the gold medal in jawline and cheekbones

TWO touchdowns?! This is simply too many, everyone please settle down with this foolishness

And now a Mr. Beast ad? It is time for the Super Bowl to end

Joke's on Ring, mine is aimed across my front steps and only sees a wall of bricks unless someone's at my door

Charles Leclerc spotted in a Super Bowl ad, for whoever had that on their bingo card

Goddammit Benito is so good at this

Wow can't believe Weekend Update has sold out to Big Gambling

I will nevvr learn to type

Shout out to Charlie {uth for doing the national anthem in a pair of dad jeans

We fuckin rule at skedaddling on the ice

nm, he landed his backflip on one foot, we are so back

Malinin fell, Olympics is cancelled

If youre not ripping off all your layers and laying down in the snow after your race I assume you never really wanted it and by god, Benjamin Karl wanted it

Don't joke about hitting a quintuple axel, Ilia. The ISU will kill you

USA Women’s hockey are putting belt to Finnish ass rn, perhaps we should give all our opponents norovirus

"The Italian Snoop Dogg, Stanley Tucci" - statements by the utterly deranged (NBC commentators)

I sure have a lot of strong opinions on Team USA's curling performance for a guy who only sees freezing temps about ten times a year

I wish there was a fourth tier of Peacock that had no ads and no announcers. My viewing experience is not enhanced by Mary Carillo saying anything

Oh look, it's noted Italian singer Mariah Carey

Well, dang. Opalite is the greatest music video I have ever seen or will ever see.

Am I on drugs or did I just hear Al Pacino's "one inch" monologue from Any Given Sunday in a god-damned Pfizer commercial? I really hope I'm on drugs.

You can have your groundhogs but as for me and mine we are a Sand Mountain Sam-fearing house

Jelly Roll could've ended that with an altar call and I wouldn't have batted an eye

I ain't realize Lola Young had all that in her pocket, damn

"Wrecking the Kennedy Center this badly in a single year" has somehow surpassed "bankrupted a casino"

Well fuck this year

Bluesky should change the "30+" tag when you have a lot of notifications to say "oh no" instead

This mf weatherman talking about thundersleet now

Ice storm still ain't here, I'm about to run my sprinklers just so I didn't buy all this food for nothing

Fucked around at Costco and now I gotta salt my driveway with Fleur de Sel

Shout out to that one lady at the Publix deli counter that makes subs like she’s trying to bankrupt the store

Wise move for Indiana to forgo doing BTA on Michael Irvin, the optics of that would not have played well in these divided times

Gods I just saw Cur Cignetti smile It was terrifying

Hell yeah IU

Can't believe they're making these two teams play for the CFP at a dang racetrack, just disrespectful

If it is your first day on earth might I suggest going somewhere other than Costco on a Saturday Leaving your cart in front of the deli to go look at the food samples is rookie behavior and we cannot have that on game day. Do that on a Tuesday or something

The Nobel committee is going to award the next Peace Prize to whoever does it

Red Bull out here posting smut with the RB22 unveiling

Hooray now I am registered for a draw for a time slot to buy tickets to the Olympics that many countries will be prohibited from attending Wait what

Registration for a time slot to buy tickets for the 2028 Olympics is a tremendous pain in the ass, gg everyone

Finally, Dilbert is funny

Girl Scout cookie order came in. Adventurefuls are still GOATed, but new entrant Exploremores is having a strong rookie outing. Samoas & Tagalongs remain solid performers. Do-Si-Dos have good fundamentals but I fear we're only keeping Lemon-Ups on the team for nostalgia & it's hurting the cost cap

The Golden Globes are running Polymarket segments now? Someone please drive to my home and shoot me. I will reimburse you for gas.

Love this for Teyana Taylor. She's so good at everything she does and she does a whole bunch of stuff

Watching Ilia Malinin and once again wondering how he got an exemption to the rules of physics

Why does Hakeem Jeffries talk like he's expecting the debate club to slow clap after every sentence

Greatest closed captioning I’ve ever seen