Amy K this morning.

Gov. Walz decided against running for a third term. Lt. Gov. Flanagan has been running for the U.S. Senate and won’t be on the ticket. Don’t ever forget that Indigenous women make the difference.

OK FINE CO-STAR. I’M MOVING INTO YOUR HOUSE AND GETTING MY LAND BACK. GO ON, GIT.

The white queers haven't quite cracked that "roommate age preferences" is low key ageism. But I just don't have the spoons to dialogue with them about the shame they experience coming out as "curiosity."

This is your reminder that no matter how many gears you've got on your dually, they don't help you STOP. SO UNLESS YOU GREW UP DRIVING ON THE ICE AND SNOW SLOW DOWN OR STAY HOME. GADS.

Last night I drove up to the pharmacy window and they literally pulled down the shade and popped in a sign that read, "Pharmacist not on duty." Anyway, Walgreens sucks and I'm looking for a new pharmacy or start putting my mortar and pestle to work.

I’m going to tell you something that’s going to ruin your weekend. You’ve been using “writ large” all wrong. I know. Take solace. Anyone who hasn’t corrected you yet doesn’t know what it means anyway. Except me. I’m just too busy to convince you.

When I'm cooking I think I should go all in and have a sourdough starter as part of my pantry. Then I remember what sourdough tastes like. And then I tell myself I have more days behind me than ahead and bread that tastes bad isn't a good use of those days. Sardines and pickled herring, though.

Whenever self-identified Sami folks enter the Turtle Island chat.

An organization of historic levels of corruption — see: www.libraryjournal.com/review/red-c... — propping up an administration engaged in historic levels of corruption with a cartoonishly corrupt "prize." It was inevitable!

I'm at the stage in my middle age where I'm just repeating what my middle-aged teachers used to tell me whenever I come across a non-Indigenous person being incredulous at me: TAKE AS MUCH TIME AND RE-READ THE MATERIAL AS YOU NEED.

It is the fourth Thursday in November and here we are again, reminding everyone else that you’re on our land for the 404th year since our Wôpanâak relatives took pity on these raggedy Christians. And we’ve been paying the price for our empathy ever since.

I shit you not, the anti-Indigenous euphemisms are sooo ingrained into this society that Devlin Barrett from the NYT literally said THIS ON THANKSGIVING WEEK.

I am become Minnesotan, destroyer of drop-in visits.

I’m happy for the monogamous gays and lesbians who got their equal rights pulled from the fire today. BUT THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT TRANS AND NONBINARY FOLKS HAVE BEEN REPEATEDLY TARGETED AND LOST IN FRONT OF THIS SAME COURT.

Some days, the rich, white gays from Wayzata win.

New Minnesota passive aggression unlocked: Someone not being able to hear me in an online meeting while: They can hear everyone else. Everyone else can hear me. Whatever, you’re on our land, pay your damn rent.

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Minnesota wouldn’t exist without the 11 tribal nations that call this place home. Our 2SLGBTQ communities wouldn’t be as strong as we are without the leadership of our Indigenous leaders in state, city, and tribal government. We celebrate Indigenous Peoples Day in MniSota always.

It’s not JUST that Jacob Frey has a thin skin, it’s that the city spends time and money protecting his thin skin. In my neighborhood, a parking enforcement officer took out the lights last weekend and the mess is STILL hanging around. BUT THE STICKERS CRITICIZING THE BOY MAYOR GOT PAINTED OVER.

SWEET JESUS WHEN DID TIKTOK TURN INTO A STRIP MALL? Is THAT what happens when I don’t curate my algo???

I say this with all the love in my heart as a Minneapolis K-Hive early member (and DNC 24 delegate), a Buttigieg enthusiast, and Newsome fanboi from 2008: “DO NOT COMPLY IN ADVANCE” means we don’t sell out our Trans relatives, friends, colleagues and constituents by saying “I HAVE CONCERNS.” FYI

The new white dude on Weekend Update needs to work on his material.

To be fair, the boy mayor only ran after that cyclist and screamed at her because she was running supplies to the encampment.

LET US PREPARE TO BLESS AND RELEASE THE BOY MAYOR. He’ll be the whole state’s problem if this is his exit strategy.

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I saw some reel saying we’re at stage just before the Beer Hall Putsch. Stop. Stop assuming this is a repeat. Stop assuming this is predestined. Stop assuming there’s nothing you can do. Stop assuming we have no control. We get to make choices in how we resist each day.

they are furious to the point of rage over the fact that obama reminded them he is black and in doing so implicated them in racial prejudice

The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States. 🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...

Ope, an Indigenous Two-Spirit having an opinion on their own lands is really triggering for the white folk who think this platform is for finding SOLUTIONS 🤣🤣🤣

Jacob Frey’s answer to everything in this city is FENCE IT AND FORGET IT.

Life under fascism in the U.S. in Minnesota means telling yourself the flags are at half staff because of the Annunciation shooting and not Charlie Kirk. Some days we fight. Some days we rest.

I heard Michel Martin interview rightwinger Matt Schlapp about the killing & he lost it when she said political violence was used against Melissa Hortmann and John Hoffman. “Oh forgive me, but did you not surface that issue and am I not listening to you? I’ve never been prouder to be a member.

I have officially switched to my autumn cologne and am ready to frolic in the leaves with my pumpkin spiced latte.

Receiving an email from a white cis woman who makes her living by appropriating Asian cultural and spiritual practices expressing her outrage at CM Chughtai swearing is today’s ironic hilarity of white cluelessness.

I made a funny on my Insta stories by posting a photo of a fallen Sweet Martha's cookie and played Creed's "My Sacrifice" over it. And now I can't get that song out of my head and all I can remember is a time when hearing Creed every day was normal. IS THIS HOW THEY RECRUIT THE INCELS????

I just heard an Australian pronounce “best” as “beast” and every time I hear English speakers not follow their own goddamn rules that my people were forced to learn for no good reason, I just think about this quote from “Trainspotting.”

trump might not be dead but at least dean cain broke his shit on ICE-branded money bars

Today I was behind a truck that had Israeli flag decals and had a Hebrew phrase as their vanity plate. Imagine having such a lack of personality that not even American flags are enough to fill the void.

For all that’s happened today in the Minneapolis mayoral race, I guarantee you I will sit down at some social function in the next two months and a voter will say, “I just haven’t paid that much attention to the race.” And I will take a deep breath and deep canvas them for DeWayne Davis.

Womp womp. He really landed a punch on the DSA though. Totally worth it.

What I told friends during and after the convention was that we don’t say bad things about the party when the people we like get elected. But, excuse the expression Pastor Davis, Jesus fucking Christ what a shitshow. He’s a better person than I for not calling this bullshit out.