When you and your husband are remote controlling the same braincell

IM BEING STOOD UP BY A PORN STAR FOR THE SECOND!!! DAY IN A ROW!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LIFE

im actually completely wiped out i might close commissions for may lol

there is a god and i worship her

ALSO!!!! A lovely commission piece of my OC, Adonis with Grand Regent Thragg sharing an intimate dance, but what or who could be on Addy’s mind to cause her distraction? Their supposed longing? Hasn‘t Thragg given him all he could ever want? What could possibly posses her mind?

TIOLES MDKANAKAK JAJAKANAKAJANSKANASMKA OFFICIAL TOPLESS CONQUEST ..... I HAVE NEVER BOUGHT A VIDEO GAME FASTER IN MY LIFE

he's spam liking them maybe I'll just die LOL

no one on the internet can humiliate me because my step mom called me to tell me how much she liked the videos making of me getting railed by conquest and how she is SHOWING THEM TO MY BIRTH FATHER

no one on the internet can humiliate me because my step mom called me to tell me how much she liked the videos making of me getting railed by conquest and how she is SHOWING THEM TO MY BIRTH FATHER

My favorite part of being a content creator on the internet is the death threats. I mean it's less death threats and more just people telling me to kill myself. Which is such an interesting strat btw because the lack of effort shows that your heart's not really in the game. Lfmao

We love to see it

You know what would be fun is doing a collab piece of all the conquest selfshippers. Like a big sister-wives thing 😭😭😭

I'm at a local mini convention commissioning artists and I'm also in my generic invincible viltrumite self insert cosplay (glory) and I'm very drunk

The post that mentioned IN TEXT ONLY anal got taken down oh my god.... The boys were really that upset about it... For a group of people who want their loneliness cured by women having sex with them, they sure are very anti women wanting to have sex 🤔

Commissions Friday, woohoo! And then tonight I'll finish the animatic I posted the WIP of on Patreon. Lol It's so horny and self indulgent and based. The 19 year old boys on instagram are going to HATE this one

The new patreon post made me cry laughing www.patreon.com/posts/spoile...

Rip Addison the Chicken you would've loved invincible season 5

WE HAVE BABIES!!

Commission time today!! Yippee

Ok. Finishing another animatic thing today and tomorrow - Thurs will be commission lock in time. For those of you playing along at home

This is so fucking niche that it literally only appeals to me

I want to drink wine and fuck

whomst is matching whom's freak? #conquest #animation

get fucking yeeted lol

😭😭 MY TWEENS...... IM TWEENING #animation

His decadencey

ok i have to sleep now

from the tumblr #art #conquest

Ok commission work this morning and then another animatic this evening. I got a really good idea last night

I am sunburned and hungover

ONE OF MY CHICKENS LAID A 2 YOLK EGG AND WE FOUND OUT MAKING DEVILED EGGS LOL

🧠Turns out it's my 2-Year Stream Affiliate Anniversary today🧃 If you follow me, say hi on this, I'm not shy about it; help me grow. I'm dimma-damn worth it. I won't be streaming today, but I'll ramble a bit below: 🎨: @tsubelle.bsky.social | @ankinluu.bsky.social | @theuniversesstar.bsky.social

Do you guys like my new tag

So many drop dead gorgeous women commissioning me to draw them with conq and sending me their photos and I keep falling in love. I love that we are all so beautiful and so insane over this awful man. Conquest has some of the absolute hottest girls after him fr. I'm losing it /pos

Negative comments don't work on me because I'm not insecure. I assume the comments are either 1) coming from a place of insecurity on behalf of the commenter or 2) is the commenter's attempt at humor/bonding The comments I really don't like I just delete + block user. No sleep lost lol

My husband is home and I'm normal again. I'm so normal

Beautiful women are out here in the world doing terrible things tonight

dress for the job you want, not the job you have #conquest #art

It's literally that easy /j

Ok. Laid in the sun for 2 hours. Now I'm going to have a shower and a glass of champagne and go to bed. Good luck everyone else

Haha 😏

My husband and his friends were cheering me for making a thirst trap post on insta to prove I am in fact an all-natural PAWG after everyone kept calling me "bbl woman"

I just forgot not everyone has a private back yard I guess 🧍lol Not to be too open on main but conquest ain't the only one been conquesting it out there... My husband and i ain't got no neighbors back there 🤔 and a whole ass in-ground pool, so... 🤔🤔🤔

I think subtle implications of sexuality are too high brow for the internet at large. I must create a syndicated television show where I can let my freak flag truly fly

I have two great jobs. For one job people send me pictures of cats and for the other people send me pictures of boobs

Gnawing at the bard of my enclosure. Thank god my husband comes home Monday to make me normal again 😔(😏)

Someone with "low cortisol" in their bio left a rude comment on one of my vids... It is literally always the ones you most expect every single time LOL

I tried avocado again today for the first time in years after being a long time avocado hater Still hate it