I just rediscovered geometry dash and I already deleted it 💀

This oat milk tastes like clay 🫩

I do my best everyday to be my best but sometimes it be the hardheaded people that make you want to quit fr

Remember: every continent is just a big island

RIP Betty White but they got me smoking on Betty White

A sincere apology

He almost blended in but I saw his little ass sitting there waiting 😂 he thought he was gone catch him one

Some of y’all lying through yall ass

I seen you fall in love with goofies! I was never your type 😵‍💫

The square root of 69 is 8 something right? Because i been tryna work it out aaahhhh

And like my hairline I wish you will always stay on my mind

Lemme try this cutwater real quick

Boy that jewelry RENTED you ain’t buy it!!!!!

I literally be smiling like it’s me I love seeing people happy 💛

“She gay but she swing both ways like nunchucks”

How do you fall asleep upside down?

They saying Tupac got beat up by Michael Jackson over Quincy Jones’ daughter 😭

We can never beat them sorry ass Packers 💔

Why is my left kneecap ashy??

Shopping for my sister and niece is easy lol all they wear is pink

If you taste like vanilla milkshakes lmk, I’m trying to see something

Spotify Wrapped

It’s that time of year again Peep the moccasins 🔥

Outlet replacement

I KNOW you don’t know ball when you bring up only stats #statwatcher

Almost lost my mind today but Luther Vandross brung me back

Just found my manager’s hiding spot 🤦🏿‍♂️

Somebody is not getting heat this weekend 💔

I’m tryna drill something

This is the man who keeps breaking his Duolingo streak 🤦🏿‍♂️

Stop overstuffing your freezer

My bad, my momma said I was born irritating

There’s nothing illegal about saving someone’s pictures. It’s when they post them for personal reasons or for some sort of profit and that’s when it’s a copyright infringement and legal action can be taken.

I’m not a sore loser but I HATE losing!

Legally speaking, that’s correct. Socially speaking, that’s pretty strange to say that

Nah some of these kids were born evil

This girl love her a man with no car lmao she a straight goofy loving on goofies 😂

Put my fingers in her mouth and told her to taste yourself

I have to remember some women are nice to me because they like me and not because they’re kind people 💔

Dollar Tree be coming in clutch sometimes

I hope I can make cute babies because what if I don’t like it?

You a real ass woman and I like it. I don’t want to fight it.

I keep getting my hands cut 🤦🏿‍♂️

I’m kinda easy for women I like and that’s why I stay away from certain settings and situations

No eggnog disrespect this year unless you tryna catch something that rhymes with sheet

Power Rangers

Can a 🥷🏾 borrow a French fry?🫩

I keep saying I’m going to make a burner but I know I don’t have it in me

Morning sessions hit different