Monday Morning

My family is chaotically beautiful

I just had to tell a comment section they some lames because somebody gotta tell them

I know that baby ain’t mine. I know she lying. I shoot blanks!

I can’t eat pizza the same

Hating on someone who wants chicken tenders and fries is beyond weird

My hero got his number retired! I’m saying that for the rest of my life!

All that hate in your heart got you dying slow

Hit the light in granny kitchen and see 1000 roaches 🥷🏾 still gotta eat but imma die of hunger And by the end of the week im bout to die of hunger Balled up and can’t sleep I gotta cry to thunder - G Herbo

Some things gotta stay word of mouth.

Go Diego Go is so much better than Dora the Explorer

I’ve been manually breathing for 20 minutes

I ain’t never heard J Cole sound that hungry in a song in a long time

I just rediscovered geometry dash and I already deleted it 💀

This oat milk tastes like clay 🫩

I do my best everyday to be my best but sometimes it be the hardheaded people that make you want to quit fr

Remember: every continent is just a big island

RIP Betty White but they got me smoking on Betty White

A sincere apology

He almost blended in but I saw his little ass sitting there waiting 😂 he thought he was gone catch him one

Some of y’all lying through yall ass

I seen you fall in love with goofies! I was never your type 😵‍💫

The square root of 69 is 8 something right? Because i been tryna work it out aaahhhh

And like my hairline I wish you will always stay on my mind

Lemme try this cutwater real quick

Boy that jewelry RENTED you ain’t buy it!!!!!

I literally be smiling like it’s me I love seeing people happy 💛

“She gay but she swing both ways like nunchucks”

How do you fall asleep upside down?

They saying Tupac got beat up by Michael Jackson over Quincy Jones’ daughter 😭

We can never beat them sorry ass Packers 💔

Why is my left kneecap ashy??

Shopping for my sister and niece is easy lol all they wear is pink

If you taste like vanilla milkshakes lmk, I’m trying to see something

Spotify Wrapped

It’s that time of year again Peep the moccasins 🔥

Outlet replacement

I KNOW you don’t know ball when you bring up only stats #statwatcher

Almost lost my mind today but Luther Vandross brung me back

Just found my manager’s hiding spot 🤦🏿‍♂️

Somebody is not getting heat this weekend 💔

I’m tryna drill something

This is the man who keeps breaking his Duolingo streak 🤦🏿‍♂️

Stop overstuffing your freezer

My bad, my momma said I was born irritating

There’s nothing illegal about saving someone’s pictures. It’s when they post them for personal reasons or for some sort of profit and that’s when it’s a copyright infringement and legal action can be taken.

I’m not a sore loser but I HATE losing!

Legally speaking, that’s correct. Socially speaking, that’s pretty strange to say that