I got a table saw for my birthday and have taken up making wood bookmarks, I wish I knew a way to ship them without breaking because every one of you would end up with one

I think next year instead of aiming for 100 books, I'm going to aim for 30,000 pages read because I don't like how I feel I have to limit myself to shorter books or risk feeling behind on an arbitrary goal That being said, any suggestions for longer books I need to read?

Casual misogyny goes crazy

Every day, I find myself craving my high school's corn dog nuggets and green mac and cheese a little more. It wasn't good, not at all, but it was my favorite school meal and a little part of myself I'll never get back

Watching my 7th grade girls teach the boy in class do his makeup because for Halloween he came as a girl I'll let yall know when she comes out

Does anyone here know an artist who knows anything about designing ties? I have a dream tie i want to wear to my wedding but can't find anything like it and am considering commissioning something but getting a 60"x4" design sounds very hard for an artist and like a lot more than I'll be able to pay

I cannot fathom how home additions only have a 40-60% ROI when new builds automatically have a 120% ROI or something. It's basically the same thing.

I think the craziest part of Governor Jeff Landry begging Trump to send the National Guard to Louisiana is, dog, you are in charge of the National Guard. You could just do it.

I first listened to TTPD on the 5am drive from my girlfriend's house to mine to get ready for work but now we live together and I just may never find the time otherwise

My uncle was a professional wrestler back in the day so I grew up around that culture and those performers and it's so funny to see people think of WWE stars as peak masculinity when they're all just theater twinks who take steroids so they look more like Batman for their LARP

I need more bedroom pop girlies to make heavy music because gen x boyfriend by girlhouse is everything

Crazy that the end to a ten year long story that's consumed my attention since high school is over and I can't watch it until tomorrow but after ten years, what is one day?

I have bought three suits worth $2500 off of ebay for $140 over the past week and why did no one tell me ebay was so magical

If you would've told me twenty years ago I'd still be watching WWE i wouldn't be shocked, but that CM Punk was going to be my favorite part of it? That's the real shocker, I hate CM Punk as a kid

I deleted Twitter a few days ago to avoid spoilers for the new twenty one pilots album since it leaked and you'd think that would mean I'd use Bluesky or TikTok more but no, I really just use my phone less

Very sad that one day I can be named a saint and I would just never know, they should really do that when you're alive and can enjoy it

I think often about my coworker who got punched in the face breaking up a fight but she refused to sue because "her mamma works at dollar general, i can't do that to her." I don't know if she's stupid or far better than I ever will be

It appears with great wealth comes terrible taste in endearment rings, I've never seen a rich person have a good one

My wedding suit shopping has very quickly evolved from "Well, I could get a cheap one from Amazon and get it tailored really well and it'll probably be fine" to "I'm going to get a 100% custom suit imported from Thailand hand crafted to my exact measurements and vision" real quick

This picture would have got a lot of use if I was still a part of that weird group of people on Twitter who pretended to be reformed Christian versions of superheros and I got to be Spider-Man

About to log in to my work email for the first time in two months, how many emails do you think I've gotten?

Having seen Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man and the new Fantastic Four cartoon shorts, I think they should scrap the MCU entirely and create a new, shared cartoon universe in that exact style, it's so good

Shipping label created should not count as order being shipped -Gemma, probably (and me)

Make that seventeen suits, I'm buying two to mix and match pieces of and I think I'll be good

I own fifteen suits so you'd think getting married would be easy but no, I'm over here researching custom made suits because nothing is fitting my vision!!!

Nova has learned she can use her cone to ram into us when she wants something

I haven't kept up with the independent pro wrestling scene since my uncle isn't in the business anymore but it's crazy to think there's going to be an entire generation of performers using chatgpt to make their whole gimmick

Did Brennan lee mulligan actually quit to do baby doll shoes or is that a bit

Lone Survivor by The Wrecks is the most Maroon 5 a non-Maroon 5 song has ever Maroon 5ed

Never buying a $2 watermelon again

Just realized as I've been less and less online, I haven't told anyone I got a new dog by way of my fiance. Anyway, this is Dovah D the Notorious D O G with her favorite job as a dish washer and being in the bed

I wish I had a fat gallon of milk right now

am i finally free? can i... quit?

Ernest Hemmingway saying "we're cooked" in 1929, jump scare

Saying bigeneration is Timelord biology trying desperately to reproduce despite their sterility is dangerously close to implying the 15th Doctor is 14's son, coming terribly close to implying one day 14 will bigenerate again into Susan making her the OG Doctor's granddaughter

Nova lines up her toys so they can see out of the window, too

It appears they've fixed the glitch that allowed me to change my date for missed DuoLingo lessons, this might be the end for me (the platform sucked anyway, fuck AI)

Tw // death, dying, dead Just got junk mail addressed to the man who used to live at my house who died in 2006. His wife lived until 2023. Imagine getting your dead spouse's junk mail for seventeen years

I have taken less than 2,000 steps today, I love summer

Started my summer sourdough starter and apparently I've wasted six summers using bottled water and unbleached flour because this is only three days old and already ready to bake with

If this is the actual for sure offical album artwork for Breach, it's an absolutely monumental day for this band because it's the first album artwork that isn't god fucking awful, glad they finally learned after sixteen years

Banger? I yearly know hey

Drunk ama

We're straight cou0les in the 1700s hitt8ng anal or is that a relatively new tong

LOSING IT IN DOLLAR TREE

Drunk, therewith war you

Good morning, welcome to my first novel writing thread on BlueSky! Trying to explore grief, regret, and consequences of passivity. Vibes are Where Are You Now? by The Wrecks ft. girlhouse Very excited to go on this journey, enjoy my silly updates!

Going to be the proud owner of a 150" home movie theater screen here in about four hours, anyone have any pretentious movie recommendations to break it in with? Kinda want it to be Thunderbolts* but alas, I can't get actual theater movies and I doubt the bootleg are good enough yet

What if I get to live my dream of being published by Dutton and then they give my a stupid cover. What then.

Placing an offical bet I Didn't Use To by The Wrecks is going to be by far my most listened to song of the year