Can Trump stop hurricanes too, or just wars? What are the limits on his not-at-all-made-up powers?

Trump: Then they asked what color is the sky and I don’t have to tell you. You know what color it is. You look up every day at that big, beautiful, I wanna say blurple sky. That’s a real color. Blurple.

Ezekiel Ciampa should’ve won this TLC match twice so far. #SmackDown

Real talk. We’ve seen multi-team TLC matches for years. Tonight, 3 teams. Bring out four pairs of handcuffs. Cuff the other two teams to the bottom turnbuckles. Win the match. #Smackdown

The Heartbreak Kid Montez Ford!! 🤠 #SmackDown

He’s… He’s going to wear a gold Andre the Giant head around his neck. 😳 #Smackdown

NEW DANGEROUS ALLIANCE!! #WWERaw

What a match. Stephanie Vaquer is ready for the main roster NOW. #WWERaw

Becky Lynch heel turn. 🥱 Lyra Valkyria in general. 🥱 Couldn’t care less about any of this. #WWERaw

Gotta listen for those voices, asshole. R-K-O. #WWERaw

Even he couldn’t handle that Wrestlemania finish.

“How can I ruin #WrestleMania  and derail all the momentum WWE has built over the last 3 years?”

I was ready for Cody’s reign to end. I despise overly long title reigns especially after Roman. But this, this ain’t it. It’s not compelling. It’s obvious. What started off as an intriguing heel turn by Cena, just comes across as apathy. Makes me not want to watch. #WrestleMania

First four matches. Fantastic. Last 3. Boring dog shit. I’ve always hated John Cena. Always. Might take the rest of this ‘retirement tour’ off. That main event was god awful. #Wrestlemania

This match should’ve been on Saturday. Logan Paul is unwatchable. Just boring AF. #WrestleMania

I would’ve given them a wee bit more time, but hey, Joe Hendry will be in WWE one day full time. They can build from this moment. It was worth it. #WrestleMania

CALLED IT!!! Dirty Dom IC champ and BABYFACE. Another great match!! #WrestleMania

Tonight’s #WrestleMania  celebrities in the crowd: Rapper Tall Midgey Brion Amandale from Netflix’s ‘Love in a Nissan’ Comedian Felch Mandrake From Netflix’s ‘Pink Eye Playhouse,’ Perry Grundle

Drew McIntyre’s DOOM gear looks 10000000% better than those dog shit costumes the War Raiders wore last night. 😆 #WrestleMania

WHAT A FINISH! Incredible opener. This crowd already seems hotter than last night. All three ladies killed it. Iyo Sky deserved to retain there. #WrestleMania

Mega swerve: Becky Lynch faces Randy Orton and Rusev teams with Lyra Valkyria. #WrestleMania

The choices are Rusev, Aleister Black, Joe Hendry, maybe Sami Zayn. I’d love to see it be Joe Hendry. A loss doesn’t hurt him even though he’s TNA champ. Hanging with Orton at Mania is a huge feather in the cap. #WrestleMania

#Wrestlemania Night 2 predictions: John Cena Bianca Belair Drew McIntyre Becky Lynch & Lyra Valkyria AJ Styles Dominik Mysterio Randy Orton

Bananas and amazing. Knew it was coming, but still perfect. What a match too. Saved this subpar Mania night 1. #WrestleMania41 #WrestleMania

Michael Cole almost called him Semen Punk. #WrestleMania41

Seth Rollins with the Darby Allin tribute entrance. #WrestleMania

What happened to Tiffany’s mouth?? Her front teeth look wrecked. #WrestleMania

This match is boring as hell. Charlotte looks rusty. The pacing is dog shit. Overall, this has been an awful first night. Doesn’t feel like #WrestleMania at all.

AND NEW!!! Fantastic match. Jacob Fatu is a beast and that match woke the crowd up. BRING THE NOISE, VEGAS. COME ON. #WrestleMania

Jade is still awful at selling. Green AF. Not a terrible match, but not great. #WrestleMania

Shit finish. Shit match. Shouldn’t have been on the card. New Day is washed. #WrestleMania

WHOA. GUNTHER TAPPED. Unexpected finish. Great opener. Jey Uso gets his moment and finally lives up to the MAIN EVENT moniker. #WrestleMania

That was a dope match. Love Fraxiom, but the story behind Hank & Tank had to pay off here. Well deserved. #StandandDeliver

#WrestleMania Night 1 predictions: Seth Rollins Jey Uso Tiffany Stratton Jacob Fatu Naomi War Raiders El Grande Americano

HOLY SHIT. Clusterfuck finish and we got new Trios champs!! Finally!!! The Opps & Hobbs dethrone the Death Riders. Top to bottom that was a fantastic #AEWDynamite.

Ospreay vs Takeshita FOREVER. Just everything you’d want in a wrestling match. Should be for a World Title one day. What a battle. #AEWDynamite

I’ll never understand debuting a guy with a loss. Immediately starts them behind the 8 ball in the fan’s eyes. Here’s Josh Alexander. He can’t beat a former World Champ. But at least you were ‘surprised’ I guess. #AEWDynamite

They’re clearly teeing up Toni Storm vs Mercedes at All In, which is fine. They need to create a third women’s title though and an actual women’s mid card. #AEWDynamite

This guy is a total hack. Same clown who did the “Puerto Rico is a floating island of garbage” bit at the Trump rally last year. Just super obvious, low IQ comedy. #WWERaw

That was the promo of Jey Uso’s career. This rivalry is on a new level. All heart from Jey. Gunther about to catch the beating of a lifetime at Mania. #WWERaw

Why is Gunther dressed like Vince? #WWERaw

#AEWDynasty was an OK show overall. The Bucks ruining the main made sense. I’m just tired of Moxley & the DR. It’s stale. It’s not must see TV. I actually stopped watching before Revolution and came back last night. Will I watch Dynamite this week? No.

Match of the night. Who’s better than Kenny Omega?? That match had everything. Great showing by Ricochet and Speedball. #AEWDynasty

Ricochet ⬇️ #AEWDynasty

Crowd silent for this snooze fest. There’s nothing captivating about Garcia. He’s just ‘a good wrestler.’ Dime a dozen. #AEWDynasty

Still 17 more matches to go here at #AEWDynasty.

Remember when they said having Jericho as ROH champ would secure ROH a TV deal. 🤔 #AEWDynasty

Two dudes who shouldn’t have necks after that match. Holy shit. Banger between Briscoe and Fletcher. #AEWDynasty

Great match, but I will always HATE that Toni Storm’s ‘finisher’ is a small package. I don’t know why it just irks me. Either way, second best match of the night so far. #AEWDynasty

FTR had become very stale. Pumped to see them destroy Cope and begin another heel run. Love it. #AEWDynasty