While the orange taco is in China handing them the nation of Taiwan on a platter, Putin is still murdering Ukrainian civilians and RepubliQans around the US are racing to disenfranchise as many people of color as possible after the Unsupreme Court made that mandatory.

AI isn't completely useless, it's extremely good at analyzing large amounts of data and coming up with patterns, commonalities, or outliers. What it's not good at is literally everything else, and you shouldn't use it ever to create images, "be a friend," or for life advice.

I haven't fully checked yet, so who are we disenfranchising today with unjust court rulings, gerrymandering, and illegally terminating or postponing elections?

Cool, cool, the orange taco and Kegseth say that they don't need Congress to resume the illegal war in Iran and that the suffering of the American people isn't a consideration when making decisions about violating US and international laws to continue the stupidest war in history.

The orange taco slept through another press conference, the gold phone was the scam we all knew it was and now it's official no one is getting one or their money back, and Dr. Oz said that Americans are "under babied" in terms of having children. This is the stupidest apocalypse ever.

The 18 year old daughter on watching ER: "I laugh every time I hear penis on ER." Me: "So penis is just a big joke to you?" 18: "A little joke, actually."

Remember, if RepubliQans force new voting maps without voters having a say, it's perfectly legal. If voters approve new maps, they're completely illegal and elections have to be postponed.

For curious minds, fifty cal BMG AP can penetrate armor at well over 1000 yards, is readily available online, can be used in a variety of easily purchased rifles, and will pass through any portable ballistic windows like butter.

If you were born after 1970 and weren't vaccinated for measles as a child, your parents were assholes.

The Taco Regime has declared Operation Epstein Furry officially over, and is claiming victory. They claim all the objectives were met, since apparently the plan was to strengthen the Iranian government, embarrass the US military, cut off 20% of the world's oil supply,

I'm loving the hypocrisy of rwhite wingers eating tacos and drinking Mexican beer to celebrate Cinco de Mayo while demanding that every vaguely Hispanic looking or sounding person be deported from the country.

One of the downsides of doing business and buying almost everything online these days is it's waaaay too easy to get distracted by other things I can do "real quick" online, and discover I've burned an hour and a half...

In two bits of good news, the Unsupreme Court temporarily restored nationwide access to abortion pills, and Rudy Ghouliani is in critical condition in a Florida hospital, which is probably just a shack in a swamp somewhere. I'm looking forward to his deathbed confessions.

Great news, OPEC+, including Russia, has decided to increase oil production to massively profit from the orange taco fucking up the world's oil supply!

"Claimeth to save merchants of thine kingdom whilst making costs unaffordable for merchants and common people alike."- Republicanus 5:2

The orange taco is violating multiple laws by dragging his war with Iran past 60 days without Congressional approval, on the same day as Nebraska strips thousands of healthcare coverage by being the first state to force people to work in order to get Medicaid.

Because we have an insecure manbaby as Presidont right now, he's now putting his mugshot on passports, in addition to the sad commemorative coin, giant banners on multiple government buildings, and his name on everything he possibly can.

Don't let the fake assassination attempt distract you from the failed war in Iran, the continued suffering in Gaza, concentration camps in the US, and armed untrained Gestapo still roaming the streets, massive illegal election tampering, and gas being up almost 50¢ in the last two weeks alone.

Hundreds of people, supposedly multiple shots fired, and yet no one was hit and there are no reports of damage from all the bullets that were allegedly flying through the air...

Don't look now, but it's only April and wildfires are raging all over the country, and the Taco Regime is determined to eliminate the organizations who handle most of those fires, while offering states no additional funding or tax breaks to fight the fires themselves.

In a shock to no one, satellite images show that the Iranian attacks on US bases in the Middle East caused significantly more damage than the Taco Regime allowed to be disclosed. Just more blatant fascism.

The orange dipshit loves tacky and wasteful bullshit, so he's painting the reflecting pond on the National Mall swimming pool blue. Yes, he's painting over 100+ year old granite, because he's a childish dumbass.

Because unchecked monopolies and full oligarchy are the goals of the Taco Regime, and honestly the entire trend of the 21st century US, Warner Brothers shareholders have approved the takeover of the company by Paramount.

Congratulations to Virginia voters for passing a fair voting map that actually represents the will of the people. RepubliQans opened this Pandora's box of redistricting, and they're reaping the consequences.

TACO Tuesday is back!!! The orange taco himself has extended the Iran war ceasefire after Iran compromised on absolutely nothing and increased their demands from the US. Shart of the deal from the master strategist!

I took NyQuil for my cough last night, so I could sleep, and it worked perfectly! So well that I slept through every alarm and am still a little groggy...

Small victory: the Unsupreme Court is allowing a lower court ruling to stand which says schools are allowed to set their own policies regarding informing parents about students' preferred names, pronouns, etc. The plaintiffs had sought to force schools to inform parents of these things.

"Declareth thine war has been won when thine enemy hath control of all battlefields and trade routes. Repeateth as thou desireth."- Republicanus 4:18

"Declareth thine war has been won when thine enemy hath control of all battlefields and trade routes. Repeateth as thou desireth."- Republicanus 4:18

Hey MAGAts, how is that Strait of Hormuz doing today? But at least gas is cheap, right? Oh, and your grocery bills have definitely come down, correct? Shart of the deal!

It's crazy how the orange taco has fucked up so badly that he's ceded control of the Middle East and 20% of world trade to Iran, and has given a clear roadmap for virtually every other country in the world to follow to gain power and relevance.

Today is the anniversary of Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier in Major League Baseball, something the current regime doesn't want taught, and is also a reminder that sports have ALWAYS been political.

It's not my job, and it's not your job, either, to try to educate random people who have bigoted or shitty takes on social media. Do yourself and everyone else a favor, and just block those creatures. Reduce their visibility and opportunity to interact.

The orange taco posted an AI generated meme of himself as Jesus, but now claims he just thought the picture was himself as a doctor. Imagine any other president cosplaying other occupations while suffering from dementia to the point where they didn't recognize Jesus iconography...

I'm glad to see that Eric Swalwell has dropped his campaign for governor after multiple allegations of sexual assault. Now he needs to stand trial, or confess, so he can receive his due process and his victims can see justice served.

The Taco Regime is angry at Iran for blocking the Strait of Hormuz, so he's instructed the US Navy to do it for Iran, instead. 37 D chess right there!

Woohoo!!! After receiving lots of support from the Taco Regime and a visit from the couch fucker himself, the Hungarian Nazi party led by Shitor Orbán has been thoroughly defeated in today's election. Tick tock, fascist fucks everywhere, your time is running out.

"Deprive thine people necessities to liveth, and acteth shocked when thine people rise up and bringeth flame upon thine wealth."- Republicanus 4:10

I just gotta chuckle that on my way back from Corvallis to the Kitsap Peninsula, basically every farm I passed had some RepubliQan campaign signs on the property, even though RepubliQans have absolutely destroyed the farming economy in the US. People love voting against their own interests.

Remember when most people thought the president getting a beej in office, wearing a tan suit, or starting a war in the Middle East were the biggest scandals in history?

Thank goodness the First Ladybot let everyone know that she's not a Trumpstein victim, so that everyone forgets the Strait of Hormuz is closed and that the US military is close to a full mutiny.

Enslaved employees are burning down their workplaces, and upset citizens are attacking data centers, their owners and managers, and politicians who approve these projects. Looks like a positive trend to me.

Great work on that agreement with Iran. All it does is completely capitulate to Iran, and the Strait of Hormuz is closed again because Bibi is stabbing the orange taco in the back by refusing to halt his genocide in Lebanon.

You gotta love how the orange taco went full TACO on a Tuesday, don't you?

The collective yawn from Congress and the news media about the Presidont threatening to destroy an entire nation and kill every single person there is absolutely insane.

Jesus Christ, Kegseth is comparing rescuing a downed airman from an illegal war to the resurrection of the aforementioned Christian deity...

I'm so old that I remember when the New York Times, Washington Post, and Wall Street Journal were legitimate and trustworthy news sources.

Imagine being so shitty that you start making IRAN look the good guy in any situation.

"Celebrateth Easter by threatening other kingdoms whilst using an extremely profane tongue."- Republicanus 4:5