Today is the first day of Black History Month, or as the MAGAts call it "Why do [Slur] get a month, where's white people's holidays?!"

"Promoteth thine favorite prostitute's imaginary life story to distracteth from thou declaring war upon thine people and violating children."- Republicanus 26:30

Dad brag moments: My daughter aced all of her finals again, is still carrying a 4.0, and is currently the valedictorian. And today she helped carry her high school bowling team to the state championships!

So this round of the Trumpstein files are brutally graphic and describe the orange taco raping multiple children, as well as naming plenty of prominent wealthy white men. The silence from the RepubliQan Party, most elected Democrats, the wealthy elite, and the mainstream media is deafening.

FYI, the orange taco suing the IRS for leaking his tax records is confirmation that the documents published by various news sources in the past 10 years are real, despite his claims to the contrary. It's also a blatant cash grab from the government that he controls.

One of the weirdest traits of toxic masculinity to me is the complete disdain or outright disgust for any sort of safety protocols, measures, or equipment. What is "manly" about injuring or endangering yourself stupidly?

I really hope I get a shackle near the window on the train to the "shower" camp when my turn comes.

The day is starting with the arrests of multiple journalists, but this is totally not a fascist authoritarian regime...

The people who believe that a fake assassination attempt where someone's ear magically regrew within 2 days was real are trying to say a drunk MAGAt spraying vinegar on Ilhan Omar was staged.

Sonuvabitch, Upchuck Schumer is negotiating with the orange taco on a spending bill that continues to fund the ICEholes and DHS as a whole, with the bullshit limitations of no masks, body cameras, and use of force that is the same as local law enforcement.

So apparently there is a big kerfuffle over creepy groomer and well known football rule breaker Bill Belicheat not getting into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, because his supporters want everyone to overlook the fact that he sucked without Tommy, cheated multiple times as a head coach,

I've just gotta laugh my ass off at the "Latinas for Trump" founder being stopped at the airport and briefly questioned because she speaks Spanish, and her family has been hassled by ICEholes. She really doesn't believe this is what she voted for, despite the fact we ALL told her it was.

Don't look now, but India and the EU have reached a massive trade agreement that further makes US trade insignificant for both, while the orange taco reneges on agreements he made with other nations just weeks ago.

Just a reminder, people know who the ICEholes are, they have neighbors, family, disgruntled former coworkers, etc. During and after WWII, resistance movements throughout Europe would either ambush Nazis and collaborators at their houses or on their way out, or sometimes just blow the house up.

Greg Himmler Bovino has been relieved of his post, and is being returned to his dumpster, and the Taco Regime is backtracking heavily on their stance against Minnesota. Unfortunately, Upchuck Schumer is trying to convince Senate Democrats to cave in and fund the ICEholes,

The Gestapo is destabilizing the country and summarily executing people, while the US military builds up in the Middle East, half the country is being obliterated by a devastating cold storm, and the Trumpstein files are still buried.

"Demeaneth thine citizens who art murdereth by thine own soldiers thou set uponeth thine people to secureth thine permanent rule."- Republicanus 26:24

The only morally correct thing to do with Nazis is remove them from the living. All MAGAts are Nazis. There is zero room for argument on this point.

Just to recap: - Driving near ICEholes gets you killed - Filming ICEholes gets you killed - Holding signs near ICEholes gets you killed - Surrendering to ICEholes gets you killed - Being in the same city as ICEholes gets you killed

"Processed foods is bad!" shouts the uneducated. Cut vegetables are processed. Oatmeal is processed. Frozen whole fruit is processed. All varieties of flour are processed. Sliced meat is processed. Anything that isn't given to you completely whole and unaltered is processed.

Imagine supporting a guy who rambled for two hours about how everyone in a country that speaks German would be speaking German without him, especially since he's a descendant of a draft dodging German immigrant, and later dodged the draft himself, while he threatened to invade every country

The FDA is telling you to eat large quantities of beef and dairy, and completely avoid grains and minimize vegetables, while the Secretary of Agriculture is telling you to only a small piece of chicken, one bite of a vegetable, and a single tortilla for 2 meals a day.

Want to help offset some unexpected expenses that came my way by sending your hard earned money my way, but you don't want to be empty-handed? Then this offer is perfect for you! This set of three blank inside note cards can be yours for twelve bucks, shipped to your house in the Continental US!

Remember when phones used to last years with no issues? I'm just bringing this up because I had to order a new phone today, since this one that I bought in Dec 22 is biting the dust, and the final straw is the ear speaker being kaput. That was a painful expenditure I wasn't planning on.

I'm so glad that the Presidont is addressing world leaders by telling them just how awesome he is, and taking credit for all the accomplishments that this nation did prior to his birth, let alone his political career.

I know I'm late to the party, but I just finished the series finale of Stranger Things, and, wow, did that fucking suck. The entire fifth season was crap, yet somehow the last episode was worse.

I tuned into the Rams and Bears at exactly the right time; just before the snap on the Hail Mary touchdown. And screw the Rams for being chickenshit and just kneeling down with 13 seconds and 2 timeouts left.

Major announcement time: For the first time in my life, I'll actually be flying internationally next month. I've got an opportunity to visit Japan that (barely) fits into my budget. I'll be spending two weeks in Yokosuka, possibly a weekend in Tokyo, and likely taking trains all over the place.

"Taketh awards thou have not earneth when thou ist upseteth at thine failure to distracteth thine citizens from thine violations of children."- Republicanus 26:15

So while I was busy falling in Puget Sound at work today, the orange taco decided to throw tariffs at Europe for not letting him invade Greenland, and he submitted a group of shitbags to administer Gaza that even Israel thinks is too shitty of a group.

I will never understand why some people rightfully mock the MAGAts for their dedication to the orange taco, but then turn around and lose their shit when Gavin Newscum, Bernie Sanders, or whomever their "favorite" Democrat receives deserved criticism.

Can you really call it a healthcare "plan" if there are literally no firm policies, guidelines, or structure in the document you submitted? It's not even a concept of a plan or an outline, it's the equivalent of the seed of a thought of a plan.

I get it, Gavin Newscum does a great job of making fun of MAGAts on social media, but he's also transphobic, anti immigration, believes in criminalizing being unhoused, is questionable on marriage equality, and frequently makes misogynistic remarks. Find a better champion to rally behind, people.

I'm trying to figure out what's more ridiculous, the orange taco saying he's keeping someone else's Nobel Peace Prize, or the murdering ICEhole claiming he had internal bleeding from not actually being touched by the car.

It's crazy to me that we're a quarter of the way through the 21st century, yet the Unsupreme Court is still ruling on cases involving human rights and equality under the law.

So the ICEholes decided to shoot another person, despite the fact that their supposed mission should never have them in a situation where they or the people they're after are in any life threatening danger. But, hey, what are laws and regulations these days, anyway?

Nothing to see, just the FBI raiding a journalist's home because they refuse to share their sources that contradict the regime, we're still threatening to invade Greenland, and we're going to bomb Iran again because the orange taco is jealous that their regime can shoot protesters legally.

We cannot count on the institutions and systems in government to save us when it's the institutions themselves that are the problem.

Obviously toppling the regime through nonviolent, and traditional electoral and judicial means would be ideal. But please point to me any time in history that it actually worked that way.

In France, if police shot a woman in the face, within 24 hours every police station would either be in flames or besieged, the entire country would be shut down, the shooter would be in maximum security custody, and the government would be rapidly working on police reform.

The Border Patrol being anywhere except near borders, seaports, and airports is a complete waste of time and money, and actually makes the country less safe.

I'm not suggesting anything, I'm just saying that when Northern Ireland was being besieged by a government Gestapo, the government forces and their collaborators had car trouble that was a real bang, or found themselves separated from the living in questionable circumstances.

If you're not alarmed that we've reached the point where the Gestapo is shooting people in the streets and invading houses without warrants, you're either an idiot or a fascist bootlicker.

The plan to distract from the Trumpstein files by having the Gestapo murder people has blown up on the Taco Administration, so now the orange taco is frantically ordering the planning of an invasion of Greenland, instead of just blustering about it, to distract from the Gestapo murdering people.

"But she hit him with her car first!" First of all, that never happened. Secondly, that means the danger had already passed, and lethal force is no longer authorized. Straight up, that ICEhole murdered an innocent woman.

ICE was created by W to literally be a Gestapo, replacing the INS, which managed to safely and successfully handle immigration and deportation for 70 years without using military style tactics and brutality. The ICEholes are doing exactly what was envisioned when they were formed in 2003.

The orange taco attempted regime change in Venezuela in order to appease the oil barons and make himself a little more kickback money in the process. Yesterday those same oil barons told him to kick rocks, they have no interest in investing their money or time in Venezuela,

Remember, MAGAts only infest and feed on rotting corpses, they didn't cause the rot. This country has been a dying husk for years before the orange taco emerged from sludge to finish off what was left. We can't "fix" what was bad from the start, we have to completely remove the rot and start fresh.

The level of ignorant you have to be to believe that sexuality is a choice is simply too incalculably large.

A news story that isn't top of the headlines, but is incredibly relevant, is the orange taco attacking CEOs of defense contractors, despite the fact that they've already thrown their full support and large amounts of money at him. A tyrant cannot be satisfied until they control everything,