Not a great start for the umpire here

Why? Is it a jellyfish party?

lol Jericho

Gonna cook and serve Gus the second most famous groundhog for 4th of July #250Freedom #BBQ

Awesome for Sanchez now score a damn run for him you bums

I did not think anything could stop the good vibes around the Knicks until I read this lol

The oligarchs already subsidize Congress but Magic Mike wants more

Paxton sucks donkey balls

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I assumed they were just gonna try to copy the West Wing episode about this but no he’s just an asshole

Bad

Those Wawa tacos look like the whitest tacos ever made

How many runs have the Phillies scored this series?

Did Bob Myers really say they were healthy in the playoffs? Joel’s appendix and Maxey’s finger disagree

These guys have no plan. This conference is nothing more than a PR move

Is Josh not taking questions? Ignore Bob and go for Harris we need our pound of flesh

Will anyone have the stones to ask Josh Harris about being in the Epstein files at this presser? We’ll find out in an hour lol

Sources say Pittsburgh was close to a deal with Washington for a panda but it fell apart at the last minute leaving them feeling bamboozled

Is there anything more useless than the “don’t ask me again” checkbox on a website? Bitch you know you’re gonna ask me again and again and again. You’re gonna ask every god damn time you liar

Looks like he’s fighting a turtle head in most of these

People stay at the other place bc they make money there. It really is that simple. No need for a 10 skeet blurt trying to cover your initial engagement bait. It worked now move on

It’s not hard to avoid this conclusion at all since it’s completely unsupported by any objective evidence. No one corralled anyone anywhere. Every sentence of this post is more wrong than the one before it

Dateline 60 Minutes 20/20 The Today Show Good Morning America Supposedly fiction

The Sixers have no points from the bench with a few minutes left in the 3rd quarter how is that possible? FU Daryl you chud

Ok fuck you Phillies you are being replaced by hockey

Embiid gets so caught up in the physical play that he gets completely off his game we’ve seen this before and it’s gotta stop

WTF is Embiid doing?

I don’t think Zeus would get lit up by the Rockies Back in that City Connect bullshit

Are they building data centers in Europe like they are here?

Was that Sirianni? Oh no

Marchan calls a bad game no more of him

Someone get my man a little pine tar please

I don’t really care about the NCAA expanding the tournaments but don’t tell me your doing it for the kids. I’m stupid but I’m not an idiot

Is Cam Payne done for the year? FML that I’m asking about Cam Payne in the playoffs but got damn we need something

The Sixers are unraveling

You lay in the crease you get a chop that’s weak

It’s not a let down game even though they’re down double digits so I’ll take that Also, score some damn runs Phillies (evergreen)

Damn these refs calling a lot of penalties swallow the whistle boys

Are they doing the crazy dress-up thing again?

Wrong guy

Buying Apple stock

Cardio

Josh & Daryl can rot but I’m really happy for Embiid and the players

Let’s fucking go!!!!!

That’s the first call Maxey’s gotten all year please don’t review it

Weak

Carolina is dirty wtf

Vintage Joel man

Didn’t think we’d have to deal with a Sixers game 7 for a long time but here we are old friend I’m ready to get hurt again