A girl in my class looked at me and said, and I quote, "I bet you drink tea and read a lot of books" like okay yes but can you let me be a woman of mystery??

Happy my birthday 💖

Happy Passover! Next year, may we all be free ✨

Welcoming the sunlight ☀️

My favorite cafe just started using paper straws...this is the most devastating day of my life

I have been remiss in my duty to remind you that my birthday is coming up! Who wants to kiss about it? Virtual kisses also accepted in the form of tokens of affection: www.luxylist.it/carolineblac... 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

March is my birthday month! And I’m so excited to spend it having fun with friends and lovers 🥳🥰

I developed some more thoughts and they are here. Book and music recs, a few cultural complaints, miscellaneous nonsense from my brain. substack.com/@carolinebla...

Do you think if I wear enough cute little dresses that I will gain the power to fully banish the snow from New York City for the season? Here's hoping @filmjpegs.bsky.social

Trying to remember how to sit in a chair, I think I'm getting closer? 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

Imagine you're Carrie Fisher and then not only are you Carrie Fisher but the song Graceland by Paul Simon is about you. What a woman

I think part of the problem with Emerald Fennell's movies is that it's clear she's not actually horny about the weird sex stuff, she's just trying to seem provocative. All that soulless finger sucking and pet play in Wuthering Heights...I feel that perverts are owed an apology

The morning after can be as fun and romantic as the night before if you like bedhead and room service menus

I love dogs so much but some of you simply have to stop taking your dog to the grocery store

First she's sour 🍋 / then she's sweet 🍬 📸: @filmjpegs.bsky.social

I actually think it is incredibly chic to walk through the hotel lobby flushed, hair rumpled, on the arm of a man I met a few hours ago

Reminder to perverts on here! If you want to see butts, go change your settings.

It's actually illegal to get dressed on a Saturday morning just so you know 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

Making an Alison Roman stew like it's March 2020. In my element. Thriving.

She's baaaack which is my opportunity to remind you that Christina and I play very well together 😈

No one asked for this but I made a Substack to tell you guys what I've been reading, listening to, watching, etc. Microblogging is out, long form prose is in, baby! open.substack.com/pub/caroline...

There's nothing a yoga teacher loves more than an acoustic cover of a top 40 pop song from 2014

Award show season is always a great reminder that taste is subjective. I just cannot convince myself to care who won a Grammy because there is just no universe in which that will influence what I like and listen to.

Ready for a month of romance and basking in each other's glow 💘💫

A true romantic 📸: @filmjpegs.bsky.social

Bringing a little California sunshine your way ✈️ NYC: February 17-20 Chicago: March 19-21 Boston: March 22-24 NYC: March 24-28

I've been following the light across my room 📸 @filmjpegs.bsky.social

He loves introducing me to all his favorite spots in the city and I love showing up to be his arm candy in a cute little outfit. It's a very symbiotic relationship.

One of the lesser spoken of joys of a hotel room is that you can snack in bed

Stopping over in San Francisco for a few days, February 2-4. Show me around? 📸: @filmjpegs.bsky.social

Need New York City to get on Philadelphia's level Ehtiopian food-wise

Forever giggling at nothing

Did a task I've been procrastinating for four months. It took me three minutes. Follow for more productivity tips!

As always, I read too much this year. My best of 2025: Kairos, Jenny Erpenbeck The Waves, Virginia Woolf Cassandra at the Wedding, Dorothy Baker Dawn, Octavia Butler The Puttermesser Papers, Cynthia Ozick Tell Me How Long the Train's Been Gone, James Baldwin

I am like comically ill right now. I keep laughing at myself when I do a little groan like a child dying of the plague or something. Anyway send movie recs and soup recipes that require maximum five minutes of me standing up please

Holiday party season looks

Spending the day making latkes and brisket-ifying some chickpeas. Happy Hannukah, babes 💘

I don't want to get married but I do want a man to get down on his knees and present me with jewelry

Much more offline these days but just as fun, charming, and dateable as I've ever been ✨ 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

He's got me daydreaming @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

Sunday in Brooklyn 💖

I love film forum as much as any new york city art hoe but their snack situation is so dire

Catch me offline and in the flesh

I shot a gun for the first time last night in heels and a mini skirt but I'm not allowed to show you the photos of this so I just want everyone to picture that in their mind's eye thank you

I'm a bed head all day kind of girl

Before and after

Is there a way to open the door of a Tesla without opening the window a little bit? Am I an idiot?

Crossword puzzles in bed is one of my love languages btw