BREAKING NEWS TO THE DESK OF BAY AREA BOB 🚨 The Giants are OUT on the Roki Sasaki sweepstakes, sources confirmed

EASY FUCKING WIN. HOLY FUCK STEPH. PLAY THE SONG

SOURCES: The Giants’ meeting with Roki Sasaki went “very well” as one source put it, and the interest indeed is mutual. San Francisco is not viewed as the frontrunner, but team contingency came away very encouraged by the meeting and believes they have a legitimate shot.

A CLUTCH-TIME WIN? IN THIS ECONOMY? LETS FUCKING GO, PLAY THE SONG

The San Francisco 49ers play football tomorrow

ABOUT FUCKING TIME WE WIN A GAME. FORGOT WHAT IT FELT LIKE. PLAY THE SONG

ROASTERS ON @957thegame.bsky.social RESPECT THE GOAT, BAY AREA BOB. WOW, HONORED! BAB ARMY STRONG

SOURCE: A Corbin Burnes decision might not be imminent. There is a possibility the market gets stretched out past the Christmas holiday

Bryce Eldridge is on the way, they’d look for temporary help there.

The night is darkest just before the dawn

BREAKING NEWS TO THE DESK OF BAY AREA BOB 🚨 Corbin Burnes spotted at SFO. Thank you to the fan who sent me this

SOURCE: Giants and Corbin Burnes still have strong mutual interest and a deal with San Francisco still is the most likely outcome at this point, but there have been other serious suitors outside of Toronto emerge in recent days. SFG ownership needs to sign off on a $250M+ deal.

Never gave a fuck about this stupid Mickey Mouse ass NBA Cup shit anyway. Real titles only. Talk again in June 🫡

Burnes and Giants have momentum. Other teams still involved, but we’re close to a decision

Just checked in with a source and can confirm what @joelsherman.bsky.social reported that the Giants indeed have interest in Kyle Tucker and have had preliminary discussions about a trade. However, i’m hearing Yankees are the frontrunner.

Best source in the game! Can’t wait for the next Bob bomb to drop!

Bluesky exclusive 🚨 Willy Adames passed his physical, per source. Giants will announce shortly.

Wtf the shooter was a follower of yours truly, the GOAT 🤨

How I woke up this morning

Sorry but a community note is wild 💀

BREAKING NEWS TO THE DESK OF BAY AREA BOB 🚨 The Corbin Burnes market is heating up, decision expected by end of the Winter Meetings. Giants are believed to have upped their offer from their original that was around six years and $200 million with emergence of other teams

HUGE WIN OVER THE WOLVES. JK KEEPS ROLLING. DUBS BACK ON TRACK. PLAY THE SONG.

Sounds like Corbin Burnes market is intensifying

BACK IN THE WIN COLUMN. BIG W FOR THE SHORTHANDED DUBS. PLAY IT.

BREAKING NEWS TO THE DESK OF BAY AREA BOB 🚨 Sources tell me the San Francisco Giants have made a recent six-year contract offer to free-agent starting pitcher Corbin Burnes believed to be for somewhere around $200M ($35M AAV) At least two other teams have made offers

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HOLY SHIT LETS FUCKING GO

I would die for Moses Moody

Woke up the GOAT. Going to bed the GOAT.

Corbin Burnes market heating up quickly this week 👀

BAY AREA BOB’S NFL PLAYOFFS ROOTING INTEREST, RANKED (.500 or better) 1). Chargers 2). Bills 3). Lions 4). Vikings 5). Texans 6). Bucs 7). Commanders 8). Broncos 9). Steelers 10). Ravens 11). Falcons 12). Packers 13). Eagles 14). Cardinals 15). Rams 16). Seahawks 17). Chiefs

Call me crazy, but the 49ers are winning today

Bay Area Bob is thankful for the move the San Francisco Giants are close to making 👀

Thank you for including me in the well wishes, sir

PODCAST POSEY CONTINUES TO YAP ABOUT NOTHING WHILE PLAYERS GET SIGNED Meme credit: @sfgiantsmemer.bsky.social

If SLEEPY and CROOKED Buster Posey doesn’t sign Juan Soto, Blake Snell, Corbin Burnes, Willy Adames AND Pete Alonso, he will have ruined his Giants legacy and I will BOYCOTT the team permanently

So true, queen

No notification gang on Bluesky yet 😕

Bluesky exclusive BAB 💣 Sources tell me the Giants have made a recent contract offer to free-agent infielfer Ha-Seong Kim believed to be in the four-year, $52 million range He also is believed to have serious interest from at least the Dodgers and Mariners

How i slept last night

🚨BREAKING NEWS TO THE DESK OF BAY AREA BOB 🚨 Multiple sources tell me that the San Francisco Giants are not heavily pursuing free-agent outfielder Juan Soto in free agency. They are monitoring his market, but are focusing most of their efforts elsewhere for right bow

They say a 17-point lead over Brandon Allen is the most dangerous lead in sports

Just means he’s due 👊

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ANOTHER BIG WIN. UNDEFEATED IN THE CUP. BRING US THE TROPHY. PLAY THE SONG. GO DUBBIES.

I’m telling y’all now. Brandon Allen’s getting the win on Sunday

When people are hounding you for Giants scoops but you’re just a chill guy who only cares about the Warriors

EASY DUB. BACK ON TRACK. MONSTER WIGGS GAME. PLAY THE SONG

New front office administrations, like the Giants are now, always try and be as tight-lipped about things as possible. At first. Remember the 49ers’ “we don’t leak” era? It never lasts, but it at least explains why Posey’s front office will move relatively quietly throughout the offseason.

SLEEPY BUSTER IS STILL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL THIS OFFSEASON. WAKE UP AND MAKE A MOVE, SLEEPY BUSTER