it’s been so long since i talked to yall omg

hi pals i forgot about yall 💔 how yall doin

good morning! there’s supposed to be an alien invasion today in NY????? honestly at this point….???

i have so much to be thankful for. 🥺

english, italian & spanish fluently! i’m working on my french currently but it’s so hard 😭

trey songz & chris brown when they get to the 7th circle of hell

ayeeeee LISTEN TO ME YALL. covergirl just made the best lipgloss of all time. clean fresh yummy plumper gloss in blingtastic. on god it was so good i had to go in and by another one. LOOK AT THE MF SHIMMER 😭

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drake went to HR???!!!!?! lmfaoooooo

that’s literally everything nowadays. dark and dull…. BRING BACK TECHNICOLOR!!!!

today’s pickups 😊

at tf ALLLLL

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in 2011 i was freshly 18 sporting mac heroine & a blazer trying not to get my fake id taken. what a time to be alive fr.

EVERYBODY KNOW THATS MYYYYYyyyYyy BUSSSSSSSSSSIT BABY

“you the one with the bf”!!! so you set her up? entrapment!!!!!! cuff HIM!

ovulating!!!!!!!

swear this is my therapy in my old age

he posted them wack ass messages for a moment like that lady is a rapper that just died. lord are these the men you put down here to repopulate the earth??? 🫤

your honor these niggas are weird

babe you was just tryna help him with his skincare routine! there are so many harmful toxins in the air plaguing the youth. you were washing your face and teaching him about the nutrient & antioxidant enriched cleanser. i saw the video. tell ur man i can vouch for u

“ima need you to focus” is soooo real. she was just tryna have a friendly conversation and he’s asking irrelevant questions! she’s innocent!!!!!!!!

oooh girl absolutely! DENY! DENY! DENY!!!!!!

a side nigga w loose lips? bad for business!!!!!!!!!!

dasani?

nobody ever believes me when i tell them in my 30’s and that is NOT a compliment lol i genuinely think aging is a privilege and super cool & the folks who are stuck in that needing to look younger sunken place…. well, i wish yall healing

the kinda vibe i bring to the function

ooooh my people #addtoblackskyover30

thank you!!!!!!! disney is my go to lol

what’s your favorite tattoo? i can never pick between these 4. tomie is one of my favorite female rage characters ever. game of thrones is my favorite show/book series ever. beetlejuice & coraline are 2 of my fave movies ever.

adversely, them: my girl won’t let me me:

it can only be 60 seconds 😭 omg i’m nervous!!!!!!

yall like musical theatre??? if i post my popular cover from like… 3 years ago are yall gonna make fun of me? yes or no?

not eating ass is a character flaw for real bc grow up???? idk

yerrrrrrrrrrrrr

me in either category tbh

i’d eat a hole straight thru her #withallduerespect

if i’m kendrick i would just tweet “what is it…. THE DREAD?” and call it a day.

bro SO bad. lookin down at them like “pathetic.”

wacced out morals, man at the garden & i can’t pick between tv off & peekaboo yet 😭😭😭😭😭😭

you tweeting this:

i hate a bitch that’s hatin on a bitch & they both hoes!!!! i hate a nigga hatin on niggas & they both broke!!!!!!!!

thank u kendrick

MUUUUUUUSSSSTTTAAARRRRDDD!!!

FEW SOLID NIGGAS LEFT BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man at the garden is nas coded & reincarnated is tupac coded whew this man is insane

who is this nigga dogwalkin dot on hey now?????