Doin this in November. In drag. For the first time ever.

Them big old seals sure do love cuddlin' on sea rocks. Couldn't get me up there with em though. Gotta be smelly. Fun, but too smelly.

A fun thing to say to some guy playing a guitar in some place is, "Wow! You sound like Boz Scaggs from the band Boz Scaggs!".

Glad there isn't a comma.

Woke up at 4:15am, because when you're like me, that's just what you do. These episodes of Deadliest Catch aren't gonna watch themselves. Some people just get stuff done.

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