Back when I was a young tween, Me and my buddy Jeff were playing Street Fighter 3. I hard knockdown Chun-Li and see this sprite of her on her back and my brain chemistry is altered forever from that point onward. I even blurted out in the moment "Whoa!" 👀 "Did you see her butt?!"

Eat the yellow snow it could be lemonade YOU NEVER KNOW What if they're just trying to keep all the lemonade for themselves by tricking you Might be lemon flavor but the lemon snow connoisseur want you to all think that it's not So that's why they warn you not too weeeeeeeee

too tired to pee, too full of pee to sleep...either way… the pee always wins...

I took a break from Twitch streaming SO LONG that Konami collectively shit itself and UNBANNED the Yugioh card LAST TURN!

Aight bois what Wii Channel are we startin up?!

Congratulations! You have successfully seduced your thicc Latina shortstack classmate and her equally thicc mother! Sadly, your penis is already on the verge of exploding and you will likely not survive the coming onslaught. -Save and Continue -Restart Checkpoint -Continue Without Saving

I'm gonna have a nice cup of barley tea. The Tibetan monks would want me to do so😌

They say the first step is the hardest... But it's actually the third step, right before your balls go into the cold water

Never changing this pinned skeet of my wife btw

"Ok more better that can be so amazing in a very decent way and incredibly good that can be too much so far" is the NEW "Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?"

I LOST GALLONS!

Lebron James still owes me a $16.50 refund for seeing Space Jam: A New Legacy despite pirating it for free.

Wife

If you put a wooden spoon on your pot while it's boiling, the pot spoon water will the spill water pot. The boiling pot water steam spoon wood.

All I want for Christmas is ~UwU~

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McDonald’s Sprite be 1% Sprite & 99% Jumper Cables

Would you rather have 1 PS5 pro or 700 Arizona iced teas?

Ride or die with homies that'll fight for you when you aren't in the same room

Y'all are going to have a bad time when I start being weird.

I'm tired of seeing pasta or noodles on top pizza. That's just bread ON bread like that's like some red flag kinda shit

After all this time, I can't tell if Kids Bop is ironically based OR unironically cringe

I make hot chocolate with 75% water and 25% milk...

There's nothing in the world as ruthless or impartial as death. All living matter ages over time and eventually dies... No matter how mighty or tiny its life force... So being alive means you're creeping closer to death with every second...

I support all bara accounts who use "rizz" and "gyatt" unconditionally. You deserve love and affection.

Am I a delicious man?

One day I'll sell anime girl butt stickers

I still get giddy thinking about that life-changing pool party. Shit sent me to another dimension.

Look at all the things I can afford when I don't pay the government money

warm water tastes round cold water tastes pointy

Apollo Justice is bottomiest bottom that ever bottomed

Venti has a delicious bussy

A couple once told me "your partner has seen your own butthole more times than yourself" and like damn that lives rent free in my head...

If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?

Discord whiteboard moment

@sylverstone.bsky.social New waifu dropped

I'm 1% toony, 99% hot ass

IT'S RAINING TACOOOOOS!

I'm MattBigFat's id

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