Bring back Where the Bears Are 😭

Madonna’s new single is SO GOOD 😭😍🔥

Recently went to the mall and saw a mother getting her infant’s ears pierced at fucking Claire’s. I’m shook anyone shops there anymore, let alone getting their ears pierced.

The smell of a man after a long work day.. 🥴🤤

I forget how red my beard is sometimes lolol

Body hair is beautiful 💕 show off those hairy bodies boys! 😍🐻

Just spent nearly $100 on gas 😩

Good morning yall 💕🌞

Imagine ghosting someone after weeks of making Sunday funday plans with them, just to go share on your ig story that you’re at the bar having drinks with someone else. Fake ass ho smfh 😒

Gas rising up above $4 is homophobic af 😩

I can’t wait to live in the city goddamn 😩

Gay culture is seeing the lesbian who gives you your prep shot every 2 months at the bar on Sunday funday 🤣

Discord not winning snatch game is CRAZY

I start my new job today!!! Wish me luck! 😚

When did old navy become so fucking expensive? $50 for a pair of sweatpants? Girlllll

I GOT A JOB!! 🥳🎉

Happy hump day! 🐫

Thinking of posting on onlyfans again.. 👀

Who wants cake? 🎂

Being an ice agent is truly tiny penis behavior lmao

Good morning to everyone except video games that won’t let you skip the 10 min long credits 💀

Breed? 💦

Fuck man I need to get tf outta Phoenix..

10 years ago when I was a good Mormon boy 😆

Take me back to when Netflix and Hulu were the only streaming services we needed 😭

Someone come rub my sun-kissed belly 🤰🏼

Your dad’s POV 😏

Soapy hole 🧼💢

Don’t forget to look both ways this humpday 😜😂

If hummus was a man, I’d fuck the absolute shit out of it 💀

it’s fridayyy 🐶 *wuff*

Unemployment life atm 😌

Mornin’ 🌞☕️

Please don’t do cocaine in the bathroom 🥰

Finding 4g of weed after cleaning my room>>>>>

Nothing like getting fired right before Christmas.. 🙃

Happy hump day yall 🐪🍑

Need somebody to scrub my back 😩🧼

Come kiss this sun-kissed booty 🌞🍑

So tight 😩💢

🦃

Happy Thanksgiving ho’s! ❤️🦃

Come hop in the shower with me 💦🧼

Happy Saturday yall 🌞

I was today years old when I found out Gmail has a storage limit. I literally cannot send or receive emails unless I either free up 10gb of space, or pay $2 monthly for more storage. Has this happened to anyone? This is so fucking strange to me.

And you can dance! 💃🏼🪩

Always a good time go go dancing 💃🏼

Musky hairy hole 👃🏼