Fuck man I need to get tf outta Phoenix..

10 years ago when I was a good Mormon boy 😆

Take me back to when Netflix and Hulu were the only streaming services we needed 😭

Someone come rub my sun-kissed belly 🤰🏼

Your dad’s POV 😏

Soapy hole 🧼💢

Don’t forget to look both ways this humpday 😜😂

If hummus was a man, I’d fuck the absolute shit out of it 💀

it’s fridayyy 🐶 *wuff*

Unemployment life atm 😌

Mornin’ 🌞☕️

Please don’t do cocaine in the bathroom 🥰

Finding 4g of weed after cleaning my room>>>>>

Nothing like getting fired right before Christmas.. 🙃

Happy hump day yall 🐪🍑

Need somebody to scrub my back 😩🧼

Come kiss this sun-kissed booty 🌞🍑

So tight 😩💢

🦃

Happy Thanksgiving ho’s! ❤️🦃

Come hop in the shower with me 💦🧼

Happy Saturday yall 🌞

I was today years old when I found out Gmail has a storage limit. I literally cannot send or receive emails unless I either free up 10gb of space, or pay $2 monthly for more storage. Has this happened to anyone? This is so fucking strange to me.

And you can dance! 💃🏼🪩

Always a good time go go dancing 💃🏼

Musky hairy hole 👃🏼

$25 for a 20 min long onlyfans video is actually insane. I understand that it’s a job, but to be charging people that much, while already paying for a $12 monthly subscription, is so greedy. Ain’t nobody paying that much for just a 20 min long amateur video. The micro transactions are so gross.

Jujubee flirted with me last night 😭 I think I’m set for life now 😆😍

75° and cloudy I LIIIIVVEEE 😍☁️

12 days until Halloween. 💪🏼🦦👻

Scruff having stories now is so dumb lmaooo

The skies are soooo blue today 😍 cmon monsoon season! 👏🏼

Good morning! 🌞

Happy Sunday beautiful people! 🌞☁️

Happy Fridayyyy 😚

Living for this rainy weather 😍⛈️

The fact that Trump has been in politics ever since the day I became of legal voting age, is exhausting 😓 I'm so tired yall. I'm in full disassociation mode. Like, I really don't give a fuck about politics anymore.. whatever happens, happens I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

I need to start gaining.. 💪🏼

Have more selfies from Folsom

Fuck please

Who wants to swim and smoke? 🍁

Breed me? 🥺💦

Wanna wrestle? 🤼

Sunday fun day with @karaokesamus.bsky.social

Sunday funday 🌞🍸

Goodnight 🌙

iPhone Air in check 👀💨😍

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, when is Spotify gonna fix their fucking horrible shuffle algorithm?? I’m so tired of listening to the same 20 songs no matter how many times I hit shuffle 😭

Why am I not surprised EA sold out to the Saudi government? LMAOO