If all of these idiots can do it, how hard could it possibly be?

I highly advise regular tavern meals for your mental health.

Why do all the flithiest metal vocalists look like this???

Had some energy today to migrate all of my water prop babies to new homes. I drink A LOT of tea. So I drilled some drainage holes into tea tins I've been hoarding and made some free and aestheticly pleasing pots.

I hate risking money on academic books. I spent $$$ and weeks reading a book that was supposed to be about the history of agriculture but it's literally 500 pages of regurgitated facts and comments from other scholars over the past 200 years and 50% of the book has been disproven in the last decade.

Hi, game devs. It's me again, your resident firearms expert. Battlefield 6 BETA I love you guys, but all the optics are on the guns backward. I beg. Just like 5 extra minutes of research. I shouldn't have to reach to the front of the scope or red dot to make adjustments.

Coworker 1: WHACK! Me: FUCK! Me: ...that's my favorite game. Coworker 2 (visibly confused): what's whack fuck? Me:

Ew. So I guess we have to keep an eye out for gAI in game mods now. Came across a mod for Stardew that includes AI portraits. The one I found was called "'Older' Jas Anime Portrait" which already gave me the ick for aging up a character that is literally a child.

Metal heads are absolutely the best music fans, and nothing will change my mind. The vibes at the Pantera concert are immaculate. 💅 We have 50+ year old metal dads protecting the tween pits, and the smokers and vapers are making sure their smoke goes towards the ground. All smiles and vibes.

It's bold of Visa and Mastercard to make their CEOs' names and pictures publicly available. I have further comments, but I'm also having a background check run for a DOD position, so I have to behave on social media.

My peace lily the second I take my eyes off of it.

As an FFL, I spent months calling around to companies trying to find a card processor. We ended up going with CRS. They were a little rough around the edges 10-ish years ago when I dealt with them, but maybe they have a system to tie into your personal sites if need be. 🤷‍♀️

Sheik is giving him the camel clutch, making him humble

So, credit card processors amiright?

... oh no ...

RIP to an absolute ledgend.

On today's episode of "arguments I never thought I hear in the blue collar work place" My coworkers are arguing about how we lost days on the Gregorian calendar because of a clerical error.

Indeed Email: hey you would be prefect for this job. You meet all the requirements! Me, looks at listing: cool, cool, except I'm missing a whole ass required language, my dude. Let me just speed run Dutch rq.

Isles if the Emberdark Finished ✅️ Now, to go into my post-Sanderson stupor feeling emotionally exhausted.

In case you need some good news today, a vending machine sack Reese's Pieces has 5g of protein. Go hit those macros babies. (I am sick at work, in 100-degree heat, and very tired. Please excuse me 🙏)

I've been working on and actively play testing The Decay: Survival Horror Roleplaying. Its base is built off the Breathless system with various other influences. If folks are interested in trying the game, there's a link to my discord in my pinned post.

Exclusion Zone Botanist is an ENNIE-nominated solo drawing and exploration game. Move hex by hex through the EZ. Roll dice to discover strange and dangerous flora. Decide when it’s time to turn around and get out… before it’s too late. peregrinecoast.press/products/exc...

Grasp, based off the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Hubble telescope in the 90s

The struggle of defining characters and putting them into words is so difficult. Like I have this grand nebulous concept of who this person is, but sitting down and making it physical for other people to perceive is another level.

Hi, so. Halfway point. This is definitely "Isles of Emberdark: a fangirls guide to the Cosmere" Please, do not start your Brando Sando journey with this book. So far, it has a wonderful commentary on coming to terms with aging and the progress of society, making individuals feel out of touch.

Isles of Emberdark day!

Guess who's a new Magic Artist!! ✨ Haliya, Guided by Light, for the Magic: The Gathering set 'Edge of Eternities' 🪐 Many thanks to the AD, the lovely Sarah Wassel, for the opportunity and the trust! ©2025 Wizards of the Coast #mtg #mtgEoE

"Why does the server keep crashing." Our server sitting in the "server room" (an un air conditioned broom closet) at 80F

Wow Sinners out here giving me Choctaw vampire hunters and doing NOTHING with them. I want THAT story.

Picked up some corn, garlic scrapes, and blackberries from my favorite local farm today. Don't forget to support your small family farms that don't profit from the exploitation of migrants.

Days like today I question if I'm a Paladin or actually a Druid 😅 Hiking with me is always a treat; I just shove my hand into brambles and pull out fresh berries. I also came home with about 30% of a raccoon skeleton 💀 to add to my menagerie of bones.

I have been blessed twice now by the sweetest and juiciest watermelons 🍉 I hope you all are also blessed by the deliciousness of a perfectly ripe watermelon.

Not me looking at auto staple binders on Amazon considering printing and publishing my own zines.

If you've migrated away from Etsy, what platforms are you using now? Shoppify attached to personal sites? I love finding stuff on Etsy because it's a generally good agrigate, but I try to click through to the sellers' personal shops if they have it linked.

If I was going to write a Peregrine Coast Press primer to producing your RPG zine/book, what are the questions you'd love to have answered? I deal a lot in production: design, productisation, working with retailers and distributors, fulfilment and postage, warehousing. No question is off limits!

Consume diverse media. Challenge your beliefs. Make yourself uncomfortable. It's important for your growth.

It is becoming abundantly clear that not enough people understand the difference between someone who is "nice" and someone who is "good".

To the one woman absolutely losing her mind in Riyadh for Asuka. I don't know you. But I love you.

Oh no. Numenara has been on my to-read list for years and now I can afford it?!

Not to get all life-coach, but changing the way you frame things in your brain is a hack so easy it seems dumb to not have done it before. Instead of "I have to clean," I've started saying, "I deserve a clean space." "I have to eat healthy." -> "I deserve to nourish my body."

I'm trying out some accessories for my iPad Pro so I shrimp less and get fewer cramps in my hand while I'm writing. This grip is so goofy looking and CHONKY, but it's much easier to slip on and off for charging than the other silicone pencil grip I tried.

NASA Astronomy Hourly Picture - 2019-04-16: Asteroid 2012 DA14 Passes the Earth #Astronomy #NASA #Space

Me at work listening to brain melting blast beats, chuggy base lines, and throat shredding bleghs.

Caught a funny number. I am very thankful to everyone here despite my work being slow. 💕 I had some thoughts on some physical game accessories while I was at work today, so I'm excited to look into manufacturing them.

Peoples inability to perform basic cost analysis in the workplace is going to be my 13th reason.

What do you mean I have to write and promote a ttrpg with a full-time job and some remnants of a social life on the side? I mean, I'll do it but still how dare you

Much of the US will be in the 100-degree range today. Wear. Sunscreen. Fuck. Cancer. Stay hydrated. Something with electrolytes (Pedialyte) and water! Not soda. Not Monster. Fucking W A T E R. If your boss isn't paying your hospital bills for heat stroke, FUCK EM! ITS NOT WORTH IT.

I really need an angel investor for my TTRPG products because I can't art worth a spit, so I have pages of reference material but can't afford to commission the final art... if the artist can interpret my scribbles.

Coming soon #wip #artsky

Happy Solstice! Wishing you great summer! art for @raptorq.bsky.social #dragon #art #illustration #fantasy