Collin Kravis
@collinkravis.bsky.social
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he/him music & noises at collinkravis.bandcamp.com
Pronouncing âcoolâ like âco-opâ
6 days ago
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Opening a new restaurant called âThe Aviaryâ where you can not only get chicken nuggets, but also nuggets from any other bird I can legally sell as meat
7 days ago
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Thrilled to announce the grand opening of my new restaurant, Pizza Wasteland
15 days ago
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NyQuil salad dressing
25 days ago
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Aw jeez, is *this* why theyâre called The Goo Goo Dolls đ
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about 1 month ago
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Thanks for clarifying, The Beatles
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about 1 month ago
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No, *youâre* jet lagged.
about 1 month ago
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My toddler, who is a staunch defender of the second amendment,
about 2 months ago
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I wish everything in every store was labeled âPurchaser agrees to not tell the copsâ
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3 months ago
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Maybe we need to stop taking it for granted and check if political candidates are willing to say âSlavery should be illegalâ on camera
3 months ago
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Do you think Elon got to be The Worldâs Most Divorced Guy by NOT understanding womenâs emotions and motivations? Donât answer that
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3 months ago
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An Heirloom from Mother
4 months ago
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*Balatro addiction intensifies*
4 months ago
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He is free to access any of several beds, and yet
5 months ago
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*Led Zeppelin voice* I donât know, but I been told Weâre allowed to show âem nude âcause they ainât got no soul
5 months ago
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âItâs good for his self-esteem,â I explain to my dog about why Iâm singing the cat a song about how he is a cat
5 months ago
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baby error code infant error code baby software error baby registry editor baby registry editor NOT AT STORE error code lookup baby OS baby driver downloads baby driver downloads NOT MOVIE why does baby have error code 00000000xFFB00A50
5 months ago
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Social anxiety is just âlurk moreâ irl
6 months ago
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A restaurant called âHuh?!â where all of the menu items end in â?!,â and most of the photos of food have been replaced with people making this face, for ever
6 months ago
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Weâre excited to announce that Amazon Gun is rebranding as Amazon Munitions to better represent our growing selection. Weâll ship a grenade wherever you like now
6 months ago
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Try KFCâs new Skeleton Sandwich, a tangy combo of sweet Carolina mustard and a buncha spare bones on a deli-style roll. Order the âBones ân Beaksâ upgrade for only 50¢ extra
7 months ago
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In case it wasnât clear, trans rights, no qualifications
7 months ago
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A treat for the LADIES this International Womenâs Day
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Watts Club Mozambique
YouTube video by bowly
https://youtu.be/Hq0aLtTjT14?si=o-EuuGdV51Zfy4Qq
8 months ago
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Huh. I guess thatâs true
8 months ago
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Am I being too niche, or is GENDER AND CIRCUIT BENDING a good âSame Last Nameâ puzzle for Wheel of Fortune
9 months ago
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Gonion: the onion that tastes like grapes. âSure, why notâ
10 months ago
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*Kevin McCallister voice* Iâm stirring dish soap into my milk like itâs Hersheyâs syrup! Somebody better come stop me!
10 months ago
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One of my favorite holiday traditions: the annual list of dangerous toys! Câmon kids, letâs get an eye injury
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2024 âTen Worst Toysâ
Toy 1 | Toy 2 | Toy 3 | Toy 4 | Toy 5 | Toy 6 | Toy 7 | Toy 8 | Toy 9 | Toy 10
https://toysafety.org/2024-toys/
10 months ago
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11 months ago
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Collin Kravis
Wario64
11 months ago
Follow and repost for a chance to win a Humble Choice 12-month code (might be redeemble for USA only. Giveaway closes Nov 16 - 6 PM PT)
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Mainly testing to see if this works and if it does, I'll probably plan more giveaways
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On top of spaghetti All covered in cheese I lost my poor meatball To Meatballâs Disease
12 months ago
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Ah yes, certainly this Amazon-owned media outlet will provide worthwhile election coverage
12 months ago
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I was very good today and resisted the urge to sign all my work emails with âBLEHâ
12 months ago
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Can you imagine biting into a donut hole and finding a goddamn *pelvis*
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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This describes me too but you donât see me making a big deal about it
about 1 year ago
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Coming up at 9:30 - Dispatcher Diaries, S17E8: âOh No, He Shooted Meâ
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Finally, something truly worthy of Frankâs 2000â TV
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over 1 year ago
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Went to the damn flea market
over 1 year ago
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A novella in two chapters
over 1 year ago
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Thought up the phrase âCan I ASS you a questionâ and now I donât know whether itâs supposed to be a porno or a supervillainâs catch phrase
over 1 year ago
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I learn new things all the time. For example, my wife informed me the other day that this characterâs name is actually âRed Alexâ
over 1 year ago
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Spotify found it was difficult to pay artists with minuscule amounts of streams (like me). Instead of figuring it out, they justâŚdecided to stop paying them. So Iâm in the process of removing my tracks from Spotify. Piracy is less disrespectful than selling art without paying the fucking artists.
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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Itâs probably no big deal that this showed up in my email first thing this morning without me having signed up for it, right
over 1 year ago
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Their prevalence has skyrocketed in the past several decades, theyâre increasingly being found in the water supply, the soil, and the crops, and now public officials are sounding the alarm: are microplastics TOO delicious
over 1 year ago
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Took away my catâs phone for a week because he got on Facebook and posted âcrooked hillary turned me into a catâ
over 1 year ago
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Well, folks, I lost my cooking show just because SOMEONE got scared when I brought out a blowtorch to get a good sear on these Oreos
over 1 year ago
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I was one of the kids who got to tour Willy Wonkaâs factory in real life. I stole an experimental treat called the Everlasting Pantshitter, and it didnât harm me but they made me leave to go home and change no matter how many times I said I was good to keep going
over 1 year ago
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