Collin Kravis
@collinkravis.bsky.social
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he/him music & noises at collinkravis.bandcamp.com
If you run an online store and youāre going to have a coupon code, one of your top choices should always be āSUMMER15.ā Itās a classic for a reason
#business
#ecommerce
10 days ago
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BBQ bribs
23 days ago
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Well if itās going away, I might as well trot this picture out one last time
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about 1 month ago
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Theyāre creepy and theyāre kooky, Mysterious and spooky, Theyāre altogether ooky,
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about 2 months ago
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Please, someone develop the game Las Vegas Sphere Tycoon. I need an infinite money cheat so I can optimize the most revolting and unsafe cinematic experience Sin City has to offer
2 months ago
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I hope my local pizza place realizes that they could have a decent side hustle on caps that just say āpizzaā
3 months ago
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Wife absolutely bodied me by saying I look like Katamari Socrates
3 months ago
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We have a ghoulish private prison industrial complex. They should be salivating at the prospect of āprosecute ICE;ā it would be SO GOOD for shareholder value! Please can we get the right lobbyist on this
3 months ago
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Introducing my new therapeutic arcade game, EMDDR
3 months ago
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Pet owners since time immemorial have always loved to play that classic game, Why Are You Wet
3 months ago
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A version of A Christmas Carol where Scrooge immediately gets naked once he finds out nobody can see him in the visions, and the ghosts donāt, like, say anything or stop him but theyāre definitely more standoffish at that point
4 months ago
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I come from a multi-faith family, so I celebrate both Toyotathon and Hanukkia. I also go to my friendsā Chrysmas
4 months ago
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Well folks, I lost my cooking show because the world wasnāt ready to admit that ālasaƱaā is a more efficient way to spell it
5 months ago
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Going about my day, muttering āstay chuffed with your bitsā to myself over and over in the most godawful accent I can muster
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5 months ago
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Happy HalloweāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāeāEāEāEāEāEāEāEāEāEāEāEāEāE
6 months ago
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Pronouncing ācoolā like āco-opā
6 months ago
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Opening a new restaurant called āThe Aviaryā where you can not only get chicken nuggets, but also nuggets from any other bird I can legally sell as meat
6 months ago
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Thrilled to announce the grand opening of my new restaurant, Pizza Wasteland
6 months ago
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NyQuil salad dressing
7 months ago
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Aw jeez, is *this* why theyāre called The Goo Goo Dolls š
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7 months ago
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Thanks for clarifying, The Beatles
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7 months ago
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No, *youāre* jet lagged.
7 months ago
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My toddler, who is a staunch defender of the second amendment,
7 months ago
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I wish everything in every store was labeled āPurchaser agrees to not tell the copsā
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9 months ago
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Maybe we need to stop taking it for granted and check if political candidates are willing to say āSlavery should be illegalā on camera
9 months ago
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Do you think Elon got to be The Worldās Most Divorced Guy by NOT understanding womenās emotions and motivations? Donāt answer that
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9 months ago
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An Heirloom from Mother
9 months ago
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*Balatro addiction intensifies*
10 months ago
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He is free to access any of several beds, and yet
11 months ago
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*Led Zeppelin voice* I donāt know, but I been told Weāre allowed to show āem nude ācause they aināt got no soul
11 months ago
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āItās good for his self-esteem,ā I explain to my dog about why Iām singing the cat a song about how he is a cat
11 months ago
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baby error code infant error code baby software error baby registry editor baby registry editor NOT AT STORE error code lookup baby OS baby driver downloads baby driver downloads NOT MOVIE why does baby have error code 00000000xFFB00A50
11 months ago
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Social anxiety is just ālurk moreā irl
11 months ago
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A restaurant called āHuh?!ā where all of the menu items end in ā?!,ā and most of the photos of food have been replaced with people making this face, for ever
12 months ago
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Weāre excited to announce that Amazon Gun is rebranding as Amazon Munitions to better represent our growing selection. Weāll ship a grenade wherever you like now
12 months ago
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Try KFCās new Skeleton Sandwich, a tangy combo of sweet Carolina mustard and a buncha spare bones on a deli-style roll. Order the āBones ān Beaksā upgrade for only 50Ā¢ extra
about 1 year ago
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In case it wasnāt clear, trans rights, no qualifications
about 1 year ago
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A treat for the LADIES this International Womenās Day
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Watts Club Mozambique
YouTube video by bowly
https://youtu.be/Hq0aLtTjT14?si=o-EuuGdV51Zfy4Qq
about 1 year ago
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Huh. I guess thatās true
about 1 year ago
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Am I being too niche, or is GENDER AND CIRCUIT BENDING a good āSame Last Nameā puzzle for Wheel of Fortune
about 1 year ago
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Gonion: the onion that tastes like grapes. āSure, why notā
over 1 year ago
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*Kevin McCallister voice* Iām stirring dish soap into my milk like itās Hersheyās syrup! Somebody better come stop me!
over 1 year ago
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One of my favorite holiday traditions: the annual list of dangerous toys! Cāmon kids, letās get an eye injury
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2024 āTen Worst Toysā
Toy 1 | Toy 2 | Toy 3 | Toy 4 | Toy 5 | Toy 6 | Toy 7 | Toy 8 | Toy 9 | Toy 10
https://toysafety.org/2024-toys/
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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reposted by
Collin Kravis
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over 1 year ago
Follow and repost for a chance to win a Humble Choice 12-month code (might be redeemble for USA only. Giveaway closes Nov 16 - 6 PM PT)
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Mainly testing to see if this works and if it does, I'll probably plan more giveaways
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On top of spaghetti All covered in cheese I lost my poor meatball To Meatballās Disease
over 1 year ago
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Ah yes, certainly this Amazon-owned media outlet will provide worthwhile election coverage
over 1 year ago
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I was very good today and resisted the urge to sign all my work emails with āBLEHā
over 1 year ago
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Can you imagine biting into a donut hole and finding a goddamn *pelvis*
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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