These goddamn headlights are too GODDAMN bright.

This man got up on a ladder with a mic and said this.

Women with full pinky toe nails >>> I will not be explaining myself

Nah baby, you sweet enough

Right? Cause why you out here choosing violence on A SUNDAY? Jesus ain't die for this slander...

Heard it does wonders for a man's... face and beard. I can't grow a beard for shit though, no matter how much juice I get 😆

For a minute I thought he was talking about 🐱 juice. Heck, for all I know, he still is.

Don't do it! And I'd know exactly what I meant by that😄

I'm sucio AF but It'll take a little more that a couple shots to get me to that point 🤣

You outta line

This is a wild statement to see, but I understand it