Lil cat hasn't eaten *properly* since Monday morning and I'm currently looking away from him eating the bigger one's leftovers because Holy fuck he's eating (Moved to my tia's house then had vaccines at the vet so it's been a lot for the little guy and he HAS eaten bits and pieces in-between)

Ive been telling people that my sensitive cat is my big boy Ive been wrong this entire time, it's the little one that's a fucking asshole.

My dad just handed me a videotape and said "send this to your mom" I was terrified of what I was holding until I saw it had a label marked baby ultra sound My soul had left my body for a moment but its fine

#chiluc -- "You Fatui dogs are nothing but viruses, making the world sick with your existence." "Ah, then it is natural that we exist, Master Diluc. As they say, 'viruses are embedded into the very fabric of all life'. Nip us, and we will only come back stronger. (1/2)

Advocating for my dental health is scary I feel like imma throw up sksksksksk (I love the dentist, she's my mom's friend, but that's what makes disappointing her scary 😔)

MY TRUNK IS DIRTY AS HELL THAT NICE LADY SET ME UP WHY DID THEY DRAG MY CAR TO THE FANCY DRYING PLACE NO NO NO!!! yk what this is my price for being a no sabo kid if he does my trunk I'm tipping $20 bc its hell in there there's like A marshmallow bag and fifty thousand papers in there etc

Two dudes came in so I finally got to practice my guy voice at work and I think I threw off my manager 😭 Cuz my entire sales strategy for (dog owners) revolves around playing a whte (this is important bc of the area) girl and a "yes" man so I keep my fem voice lmao

Missing one of my fav dogs that go to my work Like wdym that border collie isn't [redacted] where is she!!!

I'm the Victorian man being shown an ankle in public for the first time

My works were apart of the 12.6 million AO3 fics that were STOLEN to train an AI model. I will be restricting my works and only sharing through links moving forward. If your work ID is between 1 and 63,000,000 unfortunately your works were taken as well.

Old southern dude called me ma'am then apologized and said sir when taking my cart bc I was gonna put it back and he needed one He was so cool I want a cowboy hat too

We are gonna hope the old man that said "gonna need help planting these" when he passed by me with a cart of potted flowers was being a genuine wholesome grandpa and not a weird dude

Nah my step mom wrong for setting me up in a group chat with my brother about the Switch 2 preorder

MY HAIRSTYLIST DITCHED ME I DONT KNOW THESE WOMEN AHHHH COME BACK LADY !!!!! [insert popular chain salon name here] WHYYYYY

The pet food brands at my work hate to see me bored bc I start picking apart their ingredients and hyperanalyze their packaging Then I tell my managers who then contact reps bc I do not know how to shut up 😔

All my coworkers are getting sick after each other I am the sole survivor. As the most flexible with my schedule, I WILL HOLD THE LINE!!! Drinking a shit ton of tea and got advil on hand.

. So he just said that the orange man is going to save him money . Omfg I cannot make this up if I tried. Like bro...

My little sister had her musical today and she's telling us how there was bullying behind the scenes like god damn these theatre kids start young 😭

Homeless dude tried to scare me , sir I'm running on rage and taxes my ass did not flinch lmao I think he got embarrassed cuz he immediately scootered away 😭

OMG I FEEL SO BAD WE CLOSED AND WHEN I WAS WALKING OUT (we have a back door so I wasn't walking out the front) ONE OF OUR REGULARS WAS AT THE FRONT DOOR BC HER DOG LITERALLY LOVES TO GET TREATS FROM US & ALWAYS DRAGS HER OWNER IN BUT WE WERENT FUCKING THERE IM IN SHAMBLES

Me, enters manager's office: :3 Manager, sighs: how many cans did you find , Ari... Me, reveals entire basket of damaged dog food cans: you know me so well Certain pet food brands HATE to see an email from my work !!! I am the quality control for cans and bones no mistake is safe.

I need to eat a jar of peanut butter

MY DAD THREW AWAY MY FUCKING W-2 BACK IN FEBRUARY BRUHHHH

Withdrew from classes again this semester Kinda hard to have motivation when it feels like my future job is up in the air based on funny decisions Yippeeeee I love it here

I did my tshot by myself for the first time today Only cried for 15 mins beforehand (i was literally just putting the testosterone in the needle, not even myself yet)

I got confirmation that I'm never getting fired unless I leave so that's cool Wow that's crazy actually that I've been at a job past the three month mark... this is a really good job holy shit bipolar burn out has not been activated ?? That's crazy

Count the Ways is so fucking sad holy shit Her poor grandpa bro I'm gonna cry

Do people still keep the hc that Mike loves puns I need to look at the survival log when I get home but I hope people still keep that

I wasn't going to buy certain seasonal cookies this year but no one was going up to this little girl's table and I felt so bad omfg Like there obv isn't a lot of evening people compared to the morning but people weren't even looking at her 💔 and she was so quiet 😭 I literally wanted to cry.

I love IRL fnaf except it's not fnaf it's me constantly looking back and forth at the cameras during my lunch break in case my manager randomly gets bodied by 20 people coming into the store who came outta no where (There are only two of us again 💔)

I missed jury duty...😭 I FORGOTTT

post a gif of a character you like and tag five* people to do the same @frostartaglia.bsky.social @laphozuli.bsky.social @captain-kat.bsky.social He's just so me core (IF you saw the mispost no you didn't lol)

I hate this disorder i hate crashing out over the smallest shit like Guhhjabxjwnxwkjde Thankfully I'm better at monitoring it but i was going through it for like 30 mins

Totally forgot to take my break lolol

Now I just need his ancient form </3

BRUH WHY DID THIS LAST BLACKOUT LAST 28 HOURS

My city did not want me to build my erlang shen lmk lego set today. Mfs put a 10 hour blackout on my neighborhood. Im so bored chat. I'm digging for flashlights so I can read my fnaf books and BL

My manager single handedly stopped me from getting a depressive episode after I completely fucked up yesterday Like holy shit She probably doesn't know but like . Damn I was so in it too and she just plucked me outta it

My dad acknowledging grocery prices aren't going down and glazing trump in the same breath is insane when that's the reason his dumbass voted for him

Fatui caught an angry owl [ #genshinimpact #chiluc #diluc #childe #owluc ]

Is it a universal transmasc experience that when hanging out with your transfem friend you are completely willing to be the one who sacrifices themself if someone starts to start something or nah Like yeah you can merk me but stay tf away from her

Coworkers are wearing me down Hnnggg feeding my little cat raw feels so convenient,, (No raw poultry or pork tho that shit scares me. Might do lamb)

Taking a bow for being in charge of a $600+ purchase for a lady with an adorable pomeranian <33 Loved her she was so nice to talk to

To escape from reality I will commission a Michael Afton or William Afton (whichever I feel) full body so I can make a cardboard cut out and just be gay all year long

AND WE HAD MADE MIKE SCHMIDT'S FAV ANIMATRONIC FOXY AND FOXY BRO WAS— BRUHHHAHBJWJDKWKD (you can't tell me Scott didn't take fan theories/Fandom shit into account you CANNOT. I'm like descending into madness to hide from reality HAHAHA)

Chat don't be stupid like me and take all your meds at the same time I was in pure agony for 5 minutes 😭 luckily i had a plastic bag in my car with water NOT FUN!!!

Tonight marks the night I have to leave my bagel bites behind It's been a good run, however I'm in a lot of stomach pain rn .

Chat look at these pics I took at the Sherman library omggg It's a mini Huntington Library basically (there was actually a bit of beef between the two founders?? Very silly) AND I LOVE IT. I took some pictures but I like these ones the best

Going to the doctors today because that expired nyquil and an entire bottle of dayquil + half a bottle of nyquil failed me Now I'm seeing that people are getting walking pneumonia and like. CHAT. I CANT HAVE THIS SHIT AGAIN. I HATED IT THE FIRST TIME AND I STILL HATE IT NOW!!!!!

Some old ladies at work today said they couldn't wait to come back to see me tmr I didn't have the heart to tell them I'm off 🥲🥲