Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay
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🤡she/her🤡here for the buffet🤡mostly a gameplay account🤡thirties🤡
When I say next week. Assume I mean next fortnight lol. My life is chaotic.
add a skeleton here at some point
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The camera cut as Tits made a move on Sterling. You glance down; your clothes are soaked in sweat. Heart racing, you stand shakily and head for a long, cold shower, hoping it’ll wash away the tension (and maybe the shame) of what you just witnessed.
28 days ago
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Tits: I’m suddenly feeling more like a wine girl myself! Join us next time for more debauchery, tears, trials and tribulations! I’m your host Tits McGhee for the remainder of my community service! Sterling: Watch where you're pointing those weapons bella!
28 days ago
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Sterling: I’m okay with this result! My woman is still out there and I’m ready to make sweet nectar with her!
28 days ago
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Sterling: It’s okay, bella! I’m more of a fine wine man than a vodka man! We could make beautiful wine together, but it isn’t meant to be! Trashleen: Good luck on the prowl! I mean it.
28 days ago
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Trashleen: Sterling, you’re probably the most handsome suitor and I think we could have some real fun. Tits: Mmmhmm. Trashleen: But every party runs out of gas. You’ll make someone very happy, but it won’t be me.
28 days ago
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Bubba: It’s time to really show Trashleen what I’m made of! The motion of my ocean will win her over!
28 days ago
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Trashleen: Bubba, your kindness really shines through and I could do with a man like that. But I need passion too, so don’t make me regret this decision.
28 days ago
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Larry: I won’t let you down, Trashleen! It might be a needle, but it goes like a sewing machi….wait, can you cut that?
28 days ago
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Trashleen: Gravity was against you here, Larry. I’ll let this slide, but don’t disappoint me again.
28 days ago
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Trashleen: What can I even say about you three? You’ve all got husband potential, but is that enough? I want to be walking like John Wayne after a night of passion and Thai food, and honestly… I’m not sure you’ve got the grit to deliver.
28 days ago
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Apple: Aw man I don’t want to let Trashleen slip through my hands! I would crawl through hot, soapy water for that woman!
28 days ago
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Trashleen: You three fell short this time, but I know there’s fire in you yet. You’re safe… for now. But how long you stay that way? That’s entirely up to you.
28 days ago
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The remaining suitors squirmed under Trashleen’s gaze. Trashleen: You let the bull beat you, so can you really handle me? I’m not so sure. I must trust my gut on this one. Her voice dripped with drama (and tar). Trashleen: Rocky, K. Howard, Apple… step forward.
28 days ago
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Dusty: I really need to try my hardest next week! If there was a cocktail mixing challenge, I’d kill it!
28 days ago
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Trashleen: Well done, Dusty! You always score high, just never high enough. I want to dig deeper, really see what makes you tick. Maybe next week you’ll give me something worth staying up for.
28 days ago
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Norm: I came here with a mission, but I can’t help but fall for this woman! I don’t know who I am or why I’m here anymore!
28 days ago
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Trashleen: Norm! You didn’t make the cut, but you impressed me. I am concerned about your… unusual taste in doggy style. Love Mitzipuff all you want, but eyes on me. If I see peanut butter anywhere, it’s over. Norm took his vodka, hand trembling. Was she onto him?
28 days ago
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Matvei: With my motherland Ravenwood as my witness, I will make her my wife!
28 days ago
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Trashleen: Congrats on snagging the date two times in a row! I’m impressed. These other guys better watch out, because I could easily fall for your brutalist charms. Matvei grinned as he accepted his little water from his future bride.
28 days ago
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Trashleen: Tits is sitting this one out as I wanted to speak to you myself. Some of your bull-riding was...breathtaking. I expect to be kept up all night! Others worried me. The atmosphere felt tense. Trashleen: Matvei, you’re up first!
28 days ago
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As the suitors gathered for the vodka ceremony, the dwindling crowd was impossible to ignore. Single digits now; each toast bringing them closer to the final, inevitable showdown, where only one would be left standing (hopefully upright).
28 days ago
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Your breath quickens before you even notice the Keen on Trashleen theme creeping through your living room. Like a moth to a flame, you shuffle to your chair, face blank, eyes locked on the TV; powerless to resist what’s coming.
28 days ago
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The elimination episode will be out shortly. I got carried away fighting with Ubereats 🔥🍔🗡️
28 days ago
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As Tits hurls a storm of profanities at Matvei, the end credits roll. Relief and shock fill your chest like decades-old silicone. Tomorrow you’ll scheme, plan, resist; but deep down, you know this diabolical, chaotic show has you exactly where it wants: hooked.
29 days ago
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Tits: Wow, you really took that bull by the horns! Congratulations, Matvei! Hot and bothered looks good on you! M: You still repulse me, pneumatic woman. However I am glad to fight for my love Trashleen.
29 days ago
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Matvei stood proudly atop the bull like a true hero surveying his future empire (and future bride). This was not mere game; this was destiny. Trashleen would be his, by bull or by Betty Simovich’s will.
29 days ago
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The final three took to their bulls one last time. Matvei greeted the bull like an old comrade and rode into battle. Dusty and Norm…well.
29 days ago
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Apple: I landed hard, man! Thank the watcher my dirt crust protected me!
29 days ago
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Unfortunately, freedom didn’t get Bubba to where he wanted to be. Dusty won this round and advanced to the final!
29 days ago
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Bubba: I feel freer than Free Willy! Respectfully.
29 days ago
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Last but not least were Apple, Bubba and Dusty!
29 days ago
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True to his word, Matvei conquered the bull and advanced to the final round!
29 days ago
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Matvei: I’ve got this! I can cling harder than babushka clings to her last jar of pickles!
29 days ago
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Next up were Sterling, Matvei and Larry!
29 days ago
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Norm handled the bull like a pro. Rocky gave a solid fight, but K. Howard’s confidence crumbled the moment his hair started bouncing around more than he did. Norm advanced to the final round.
29 days ago
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K. Howard: This is the most fun I’ve had since the Defenestration of Windenburg!
29 days ago
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First up were K. Howard, Rocky and Norm!
29 days ago
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Tits: Howdy pardners! Today’s task is one that requires a great deal of skill! Trashleen is a wild woman and you need to be able to handle that! If you can handle the bull, you might have a chance! Don’t I look stunning in this getup though?
29 days ago
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The suitors assembled on the grounds, eyes on Trashleen and Tits stood before three bucking bronchos. Excitement sparked in some, while others forced stiff smiles for the cameras as they prayed silently for survival.
29 days ago
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Rocky was up too, eyeing his reflection and suddenly feeling quite past his prime. Rocky: Of course it’s my real hair! Whaddaya think, I’m some kind of chump? I paid for it! He sighed, as he thought of K. Howard’s voluminous locks with a mix of envy and resignation.
29 days ago
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Early the next morning, Sterling was already awake, all swagger and confidence. Sterling: Ah, bellissima! Today, Trashleen will succumb to my irresistible charms! Like wine to a widow!
29 days ago
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N: This. Is. Not. Normal. Just wait until they hear about this! As it crossed his mind, he realised that he would have a hard time making his higher ups believe him. Tiny dogs with advanced language and driving abilities? He knew Mitzipuff Productions was cooked, but this was a whole other level!
29 days ago
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Lafufupuff: GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING SHOPLIFTING Mitzipuff was aware that the nincompoop Norm was watching her from behind a comedy pot plant. He had already seen the landspeeder, so what did she have to lose?
29 days ago
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Norm lurked behind a pot plant the grounds, enduring the shrill yaps of the tiny dogs; he had to see what they were plotting. To his shock, Mitzipuff wasn’t alone; two more of her kind were crammed into a stolen landspeeder, looking far too pleased with themselves.
29 days ago
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K. Howard, Apple, Rocky and Sterling were having an impromptu, and rather sexy costume party in the main hall.
29 days ago
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Larry: If Gaston could devour four dozen eggs, then surely Larry can neck fiv dozen! No contest, no mercy baby.
29 days ago
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Resident stud and muscle-daddy, Larry was stealing eggs under the cloak of darkness.
29 days ago
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Bubba: I try to face my fears, but some battles aren’t worth it! This isn’t the Sulanese Ocean, this is something far darker, far slimier, and far more terrifying.
29 days ago
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Back at the hotel, Dusty and Bubba clung to their loungers, eyes wide at the dark, murky water. Neither had Larry’s reckless courage to plunge into those depths, where who knew what horrors lurked, waiting for the diabolically foolish.
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